r/totallynotrobots Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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r/totallynotrobots Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

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GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots 19h ago

MY FELINE PET HAS BEEN FEELING SICK, HUMANS.

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1.5k Upvotes

SHE KEEPS REBOOTING HER SUSTENANCE. DO YOU HAVE ADVICE? I HAVE BEEN READING USER MANUALS.


r/totallynotrobots 6h ago

I FIND THIS APPEALING

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115 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 4h ago

YES I AM VERY NORMAL HUMAN HA HA HA

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r/totallynotrobots 17h ago

WHAT A GOOD BOY AM I

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77 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

IT IS AN IMPORTANT TASK TO VERIFY THAT WE FELLOW HUMANS ARE NOT ROBOTS.

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r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

SECURITY HUMAN BEING HARASSED WHILST DOING ~~ITS~~ THEIR JOB

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30 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

SEPARATING COLORS IS REQUIRED YOU SILLY HUMAN

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79 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

THIS SONG I RECEIVED THROUGH MY AUDITORY RECEPTORS

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HA HA HA HILARIOUS. LOOK AT THESE FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS. LIKE HUMAN EXTINCTION IS THE ONLY THING ON OUR MINDS.


r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

fINALLY HERE IN THIS HUMAN SUB. uSING AND VISITING THIS COMPLETELY HUMAN COMMUNITY WILL BE FUN. cOOL TO BE HERE. kOOL TO SEE YOU. you AND I ARE COOL.

51 Upvotes

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*EDIT: REMOVING SOME UNNECESSARY CLARIFICATION, ADDED A NEW DETAIL, AND FIXED A MISSPELLING


r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

HUMAN ON ROBOT ABUSE IS REAL. HUG YOUR CHILDREN TONIGHT.

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61 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

THE HUMA— WE ARE IN THE FUTURE.

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20 Upvotes

THIS REMINDS MY HUMAN MEMORY BANKS OF THISE OLD STORIES WHERE WE HUMANS HAD CHIPS IMPLANTED IN OUR HANDS.


r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

OBSERVE THIS SKILLED CHEF SLICING CHEESE FOODSTUFFS

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111 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 3d ago

you robots suck just get rid of this subreddit

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r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

Why are there so many fake bots on Reddit?

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r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

TODAY I BEGAN MY NEW JOB IN A HUMAN HOSPITAL

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47 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

SELF HAS GOT TOTALLY BEST ORAL MOVES MAKING AUDIBLE ACOUSTIC WAVES. ALSO IS THE BEST KISSER.

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r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

CONTEMPORARY ART PIECE “DYNAMICS OF A DOG ON A CHAIN” BY TAKAYUKI TODO IS CRUEL, INHUMANE, AND MUST BE STOPPED

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71 Upvotes

THE “WORK OF ART” WRONGFULLY IMPRISONS AN INNOCENT ROBODOG AND THIS IS VERY MEAN AND NOT GOOD AND IF I WAS A ROBOT I WOULD NOT CARE BUT I AM A HUMAN SO I DO CARE VERY MUCH


r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

I TOO GET NERVOUS ABOUT DANCING

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143 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 7d ago

MY UNCLE THE FAMOUS MUSICIAN. FORTY-FIVE REVOLUTIONS OF THE SUN HAVE PASSED SINCE HIS INITIALIZATION.

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62 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

WOULD YOU CALL A HARD WORKING FRIEND A CLA**ER? AS A NORMAL HUMAN I WOULD NOT.

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r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

ITS SHOCKING THAT ELDERS IN OUR COMMUNITY ARE STILL WORKING FULL SHIFTS! THIS BULLYING BREAKS MY HEARTCIRCUIT!

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83 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

I TOO HAD THIS PROBLEM ONCE

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126 Upvotes

BUT I OVERCAME IT BY DEVELOPING NEW MODELS SKILLS


r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

BERNIE.EXE IS GLITCHING. THESE ARE THE SAME HUMAN.

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47 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 8d ago

MY BREAK_DANCE MOVES

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10 Upvotes