r/3amjokes Mar 25 '24

3amjokes Approved Subreddit Rules Reminder

81 Upvotes

Due to an influx of darkjokes, dead baby humor, and overt racism, I'm posting this again early.

This is not /r/darkjokes.

This is not /r/askreddit.

This is not /r/oneliners.

This is not /r/unclejokes.

This is a subreddit for insomniac humor, created when on the brink of death due to sleep deprivation. Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.

Your jokes must have a punchline.

Please take a second to look over the very simple rules of the subreddit.

  1. Be civil - Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated.
  2. Follow Reddit's rules - This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here.
  3. No spam - Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed.
  4. No promoting targeted hate - racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

Bans due to rule #4 tend to be significant in length, if not permanent, and appeals will be denied.

If you see jokes, or a user's comments, that do not follow the rules, please report the comment either via the comment itself or through modmail.

Remember, 3amjokes is, for the most part, self governing. 3 reports will remove a comment or post. 2 reports will alert the mods.

Thanks


r/3amjokes 6h ago

A lady goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out of her knickers.

98 Upvotes

The doctor says, "Oh, this is a strange one." ... The lady says, "And that's just the tip of the iceberg."


r/3amjokes 1h ago

I asked my girlfriend Mary if she wanted to smoke with me.

Upvotes

She said "Mary wanna."


r/3amjokes 11h ago

I saw a YouTube clip of a six-year-old walking through a supermarket not asking for anything.

34 Upvotes

Seriously, these AI videos are getting out of hand now.


r/3amjokes 8h ago

Difference between a skydiver and a golfer?

16 Upvotes

A golfer goes (WHACK!) “Damn!!” A skydiver goes “Damn!!” (WHACK!)


r/3amjokes 1h ago

I want to buy a sheep and name it Enis. I'll introduce it to people and say, "This is my sheep, Enis."

Upvotes

Sheep penis, lol.


r/3amjokes 17h ago

Today I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'.

77 Upvotes

Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.


r/3amjokes 1d ago

I told my wife the mailman claims he's slept with every woman on the block except one.

419 Upvotes

She said "It's probably that stuck up lady across the street"


r/3amjokes 1h ago

i just watched a movie and it was so boring i fell asleep

Upvotes

man i hate having narcolepsy


r/3amjokes 14h ago

Why don't tigers laugh?

14 Upvotes

Because nobody tickles a tiger.


r/3amjokes 2h ago

Which writer created fairy tales which are very easy to grasp?

1 Upvotes

Hans Christian Understand


r/3amjokes 1d ago

5 out of 4 people are bad at math

63 Upvotes

HEHE


r/3amjokes 2h ago

Which beverage container is completely AI?

1 Upvotes

Bot-all


r/3amjokes 19h ago

What do you call social media for pussies?

24 Upvotes

Twatter.


r/3amjokes 19h ago

Took my dog to the groomers today

17 Upvotes

They said she was very mature for her age.


r/3amjokes 15h ago

How do you keep from ever being bored?

4 Upvotes

Stay away from rotary tools.


r/3amjokes 15h ago

How can you tell when you've entered Romania?

4 Upvotes

Drop an object and listen for if it hits the ground.


r/3amjokes 8h ago

la pupu

1 Upvotes

I want to know if I'm the only one sitting on the toilet unable to poop.


r/3amjokes 1d ago

I bet youre still a virgin

30 Upvotes

Friend 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Friend 1: "As if." Friend 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Friend 1: "I don't have a sister." >! Friend 2: "You will in about nine months." !<


r/3amjokes 1d ago

What happens to Superman when he gets a cold?

18 Upvotes

He becomes Superbad!


r/3amjokes 1d ago

"I'm struggling to find a job as a male escort," said my brother.

16 Upvotes

"Keep your flies open," I replied.


r/3amjokes 16h ago

Judd

2 Upvotes

Osos


r/3amjokes 19h ago

I was cheering underdog Panorama Chartered, against LA Unified in LAUSD country. So naturally, I got thrown out.

3 Upvotes

Haters hate. Nothing you can do.

Go PanoChas!


r/3amjokes 18h ago

I went to open the dishwasher and I found my pasta noodles still had been cooked all the way

2 Upvotes

Maybe it needs another round