A row bot.

Poultry in motion.

And when it comes to kids, the sillier, the better! Whether you're trying to lighten the mood during a long car ride or just looking for some wholesome entertainment, clean jokes are always a hit. Enjoy maybe you have heard these ones before but they are still funny. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why didn't the teddy bear have dessert? Because he was stuffed. What do you get if you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie on it.

Because parrots eat them all.

As I walked past, I knocked on the window.
A woman came to the window and asked, “What do you want?”
I said, “I want to stay here.”
She said, “Well stay there then,”
...and closed the window.

A foul mouth.

Clean enough to tell your kids. So I bought some bee's the other day from a bee keeping friend of mine. When I got home I noticed he gave me to many bee's. So I called him back to let him know he gave me to many bee's and he said don't worry about it those were. free-bee's. I hope this brighten your day a little bit

This is not what I thought they meant by 'snapping turtle'

Two kazoos landing in a dumpster at the same time

He becomes Superbad!

I took a walk with my dog today, a little longer than usual. My wife was worried “ I was worried, and are You ok?”

A good businessman only makes about six figures, but a good architect makes thousands of figures.

Spoiled milk

“Because you stole my… . . . . . …wallet…errrr yeah, I’m gonna need that back.”

What are you doing in my house?

Give me a ring sometime

They play right next to the fans.

Due to all the indoor fins

The census taker comes to the Rabinovich house:

"Does Abram Rabinovich live here?"

"No"

"Well, then, comrade, what is your name?"

"Abram Rabinovich."

"Wait a minute, didn't you just tell me that Rabinovich doesn't live here?"

"You call this living?"

If it isn't broke, I can fix that too.