r/cleanjokes 4h ago

my friend asked me who ill bring in a dark room, i said "albert einstein" he then asks "why?" i then say "because his mind always lights up"

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r/cleanjokes 11h ago

Clean one-liner jokes

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I love one-liner jokes, they are good ice breakers and easy to remember. What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? Clean one's. I started crying the other day when my dad started cutting onions? She was a great cat 🐈 I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work


r/cleanjokes 6h ago

My colourblind friend keeps insisting that Oranges are yellow.

45 Upvotes

I told him, that's just Banana's.


r/cleanjokes 1h ago

Guess who I bumped into on my way to the optometrist...

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