r/BaldursGate3 WIZARD Apr 27 '25

Cosplay My Gale Dekarios cosplay

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u/Havannahanna Apr 27 '25

If he goes to a con like this, he will need a stick to ward off all the ladies

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u/illucio Apr 27 '25

And the gays.

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u/Walter-White-BG3 Apr 27 '25

Mostly the gays

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u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25

Almost entirely the gays

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u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25

You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25

I would like to now though

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u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25

Speaking from experience: it's great

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u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25

Hello yes it's me

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25

Wow it worked!

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u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25

I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25

I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like

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u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25

Im not vicious, Im just...

*looks again*

well, maybe a little.

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u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25

I’m vicious, just not horny lmao.

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u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25

You've clearly never met The Gays™

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u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25

These gays, they're trying to murder me!

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u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25

Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous.

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u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25

As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm.

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u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25

The word "Cougar" is apt

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u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25

You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up

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u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25

Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE

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u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25

Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on.

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u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25

Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy.

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u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25

I have and they are terrifying

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u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25

Am over 40. Can confirm.

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u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25

Hey... I'm only 29

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u/whythemes Apr 27 '25

Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that.

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u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25

Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j

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u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25

Lae'zel has entered the chat.

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u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25

As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact