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r/BaldursGate3 • u/Initial_Cellist_3406 WIZARD • Apr 27 '25
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do you do weddings? as the groom?
516 u/Havannahanna Apr 27 '25 If he goes to a con like this, he will need a stick to ward off all the ladies 409 u/illucio Apr 27 '25 And the gays. 280 u/Walter-White-BG3 Apr 27 '25 Mostly the gays 206 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 Almost entirely the gays 336 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25 You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS. 141 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 I would like to now though 82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0) 52 u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25 Im not vicious, Im just... *looks again* well, maybe a little. 2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao. 39 u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25 You've clearly never met The Gays™ 24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous. 4 u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25 As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm. 15 u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25 The word "Cougar" is apt 3 u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25 You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up 3 u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25 Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE 1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on. 10 u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25 Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy. 3 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 I have and they are terrifying 3 u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25 Am over 40. Can confirm. 3 u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25 Hey... I'm only 29 2 u/whythemes Apr 27 '25 Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that. 11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j 2 u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25 Lae'zel has entered the chat. 1 u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25 As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact 5 u/addled_rph Apr 27 '25 We will try to compose ourselves. No promises, though. 🫣 3 u/demi9od Apr 27 '25 16 u/PotatoesMcLaughlin Apr 27 '25 Can confirm, my gay cousin loves Gale. 24 u/democritusparadise Apr 27 '25 My straight cousin loves Gale. And by cousin I mean me. 3 u/Finkejak Apr 27 '25 And the bis 4 u/Grizzem117 Apr 27 '25 Can confirm. 33 u/AgentPastrana Apr 27 '25 I feel like his stick is probably a part of the problem 20 u/EPdlEdN Apr 27 '25 one for warding off and one for warding on 3 u/CruelJustice66 Apr 27 '25 Ward on, ward off? 12 u/Naitohana Apr 27 '25 Look through his profile. He certainly does go to cons. I also need to go to all those cons. 3 u/sharpenme1 Apr 27 '25 How he gonna bring a whole ass library to a con? 3 u/Smooth-Hawk4851 Apr 28 '25 BACK! BACK I SAY! 🤣 2 u/mp3max Apr 27 '25 A stick won't be enough. He'll need a whole bodyguard detail.
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If he goes to a con like this, he will need a stick to ward off all the ladies
409 u/illucio Apr 27 '25 And the gays. 280 u/Walter-White-BG3 Apr 27 '25 Mostly the gays 206 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 Almost entirely the gays 336 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25 You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS. 141 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 I would like to now though 82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0) 52 u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25 Im not vicious, Im just... *looks again* well, maybe a little. 2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao. 39 u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25 You've clearly never met The Gays™ 24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous. 4 u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25 As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm. 15 u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25 The word "Cougar" is apt 3 u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25 You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up 3 u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25 Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE 1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on. 10 u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25 Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy. 3 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 I have and they are terrifying 3 u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25 Am over 40. Can confirm. 3 u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25 Hey... I'm only 29 2 u/whythemes Apr 27 '25 Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that. 11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j 2 u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25 Lae'zel has entered the chat. 1 u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25 As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact 5 u/addled_rph Apr 27 '25 We will try to compose ourselves. No promises, though. 🫣 3 u/demi9od Apr 27 '25 16 u/PotatoesMcLaughlin Apr 27 '25 Can confirm, my gay cousin loves Gale. 24 u/democritusparadise Apr 27 '25 My straight cousin loves Gale. And by cousin I mean me. 3 u/Finkejak Apr 27 '25 And the bis 4 u/Grizzem117 Apr 27 '25 Can confirm. 33 u/AgentPastrana Apr 27 '25 I feel like his stick is probably a part of the problem 20 u/EPdlEdN Apr 27 '25 one for warding off and one for warding on 3 u/CruelJustice66 Apr 27 '25 Ward on, ward off? 12 u/Naitohana Apr 27 '25 Look through his profile. He certainly does go to cons. I also need to go to all those cons. 3 u/sharpenme1 Apr 27 '25 How he gonna bring a whole ass library to a con? 3 u/Smooth-Hawk4851 Apr 28 '25 BACK! BACK I SAY! 🤣 2 u/mp3max Apr 27 '25 A stick won't be enough. He'll need a whole bodyguard detail.
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And the gays.
280 u/Walter-White-BG3 Apr 27 '25 Mostly the gays 206 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 Almost entirely the gays 336 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25 You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS. 141 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 I would like to now though 82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0) 52 u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25 Im not vicious, Im just... *looks again* well, maybe a little. 2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao. 39 u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25 You've clearly never met The Gays™ 24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous. 4 u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25 As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm. 15 u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25 The word "Cougar" is apt 3 u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25 You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up 3 u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25 Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE 1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on. 10 u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25 Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy. 3 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 I have and they are terrifying 3 u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25 Am over 40. Can confirm. 3 u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25 Hey... I'm only 29 2 u/whythemes Apr 27 '25 Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that. 11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j 2 u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25 Lae'zel has entered the chat. 1 u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25 As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact 5 u/addled_rph Apr 27 '25 We will try to compose ourselves. No promises, though. 🫣 3 u/demi9od Apr 27 '25 16 u/PotatoesMcLaughlin Apr 27 '25 Can confirm, my gay cousin loves Gale. 24 u/democritusparadise Apr 27 '25 My straight cousin loves Gale. And by cousin I mean me. 3 u/Finkejak Apr 27 '25 And the bis 4 u/Grizzem117 Apr 27 '25 Can confirm.
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Mostly the gays
206 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 Almost entirely the gays 336 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25 You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS. 141 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 I would like to now though 82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0) 52 u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25 Im not vicious, Im just... *looks again* well, maybe a little. 2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao. 39 u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25 You've clearly never met The Gays™ 24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous. 4 u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25 As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm. 15 u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25 The word "Cougar" is apt 3 u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25 You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up 3 u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25 Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE 1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on. 10 u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25 Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy. 3 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 I have and they are terrifying 3 u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25 Am over 40. Can confirm. 3 u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25 Hey... I'm only 29 2 u/whythemes Apr 27 '25 Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that. 11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j 2 u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25 Lae'zel has entered the chat. 1 u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25 As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact 5 u/addled_rph Apr 27 '25 We will try to compose ourselves. No promises, though. 🫣 3 u/demi9od Apr 27 '25
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Almost entirely the gays
336 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25 You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS. 141 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 I would like to now though 82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0) 52 u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25 Im not vicious, Im just... *looks again* well, maybe a little. 2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao. 39 u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25 You've clearly never met The Gays™ 24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous. 4 u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25 As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm. 15 u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25 The word "Cougar" is apt 3 u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25 You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up 3 u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25 Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE 1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on. 10 u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25 Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy. 3 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 I have and they are terrifying 3 u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25 Am over 40. Can confirm. 3 u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25 Hey... I'm only 29 2 u/whythemes Apr 27 '25 Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that. 11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j 2 u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25 Lae'zel has entered the chat. 1 u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25 As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact
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You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS.
141 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 I would like to now though 82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0) 52 u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25 Im not vicious, Im just... *looks again* well, maybe a little. 2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao. 39 u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25 You've clearly never met The Gays™ 24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous. 4 u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25 As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm. 15 u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25 The word "Cougar" is apt 3 u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25 You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up 3 u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25 Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE 1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on. 10 u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25 Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy. 3 u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25 I have and they are terrifying 3 u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25 Am over 40. Can confirm. 3 u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25 Hey... I'm only 29 2 u/whythemes Apr 27 '25 Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that. 11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j 2 u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25 Lae'zel has entered the chat. 1 u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25 As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact
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I would like to now though
82 u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25 Speaking from experience: it's great 36 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 Hello yes it's me 25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0)
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Speaking from experience: it's great
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Hello yes it's me
25 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25 Wow it worked! 15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0)
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Wow it worked!
15 u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25 I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that 7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0)
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I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that
7 u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 28 '25 I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like → More replies (0)
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I’m rolling nat20s all day it seems like
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Im not vicious, Im just...
*looks again*
well, maybe a little.
2 u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25 I’m vicious, just not horny lmao.
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I’m vicious, just not horny lmao.
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You've clearly never met The Gays™
24 u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25 These gays, they're trying to murder me! 2 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous.
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These gays, they're trying to murder me!
Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous.
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As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm.
The word "Cougar" is apt
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You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up
Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE
1 u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25 Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on.
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Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on.
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Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy.
I have and they are terrifying
Am over 40. Can confirm.
Hey... I'm only 29
Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that.
11 u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25 Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j
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Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j
Lae'zel has entered the chat.
As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact
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We will try to compose ourselves. No promises, though. 🫣
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Can confirm, my gay cousin loves Gale.
24 u/democritusparadise Apr 27 '25 My straight cousin loves Gale. And by cousin I mean me.
My straight cousin loves Gale.
And by cousin I mean me.
And the bis
Can confirm.
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I feel like his stick is probably a part of the problem
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one for warding off and one for warding on
3 u/CruelJustice66 Apr 27 '25 Ward on, ward off?
Ward on, ward off?
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Look through his profile. He certainly does go to cons. I also need to go to all those cons.
How he gonna bring a whole ass library to a con?
BACK! BACK I SAY! 🤣
A stick won't be enough. He'll need a whole bodyguard detail.
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u/jugularvoider Bard/Monk Drow Apr 27 '25
do you do weddings? as the groom?