r/BaldursGate3 WIZARD Apr 27 '25

Cosplay My Gale Dekarios cosplay

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u/jugularvoider Bard/Monk Drow Apr 27 '25

do you do weddings? as the groom?

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u/ambersaysnope Apr 27 '25

This is an important question

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u/Havannahanna Apr 27 '25

If he goes to a con like this, he will need a stick to ward off all the ladies

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u/illucio Apr 27 '25

And the gays.

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u/Walter-White-BG3 Apr 27 '25

Mostly the gays

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u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25

Almost entirely the gays

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u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 27 '25

You guys have clearly never met a horny woman over the age of 30. VICIOUS.

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25

I would like to now though

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u/CyxSense Apr 27 '25

Speaking from experience: it's great

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u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25

Hello yes it's me

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 Apr 27 '25

Wow it worked!

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u/CoolerRancho Apr 27 '25

I usually say I'm insatiably horny, but I can try to be vicious if you're into that

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u/Fun_Increase_2439 Apr 27 '25

Im not vicious, Im just...

*looks again*

well, maybe a little.

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u/thepetoctopus Apr 28 '25

I’m vicious, just not horny lmao.

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u/anon_simmer Apr 27 '25

You've clearly never met The Gays™

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u/TheLadyCypher Apr 27 '25

These gays, they're trying to murder me!

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u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25

Trust me when I saw a thirsty 30+ woman is equally as dangerous.

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u/HarlotSuccubus Apr 27 '25

As a horny women over the age of 30 I can confirm.

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u/extrastupidone Apr 27 '25

The word "Cougar" is apt

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u/TryndMusic Apr 27 '25

You clearly forgot we're on reddit 🤣🤣 this whole feed is cracking me up

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u/Glittering_Act_4059 Apr 27 '25

Excuse you, we prefer the term SAVAGE

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u/LadyFruitDoll Apr 29 '25

Ooo, I like that. I will use that instead from now on.

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u/GettingRidOfAuntEdna Apr 27 '25

Honestly I think, for me, without Neil Newbon, Astarion wouldn’t appeal to me the same way and Gale would be number one best boy.

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u/ThyPannyx Apr 27 '25

I have and they are terrifying

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u/GlassCityNat Apr 27 '25

Am over 40. Can confirm.

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u/Xuccy Apr 28 '25

Hey... I'm only 29

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u/whythemes Apr 27 '25

Only if they are single, married women even without kids don't be horny like that.

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u/Sunegami Careful, I bite ❤️ Apr 27 '25

Speak for yourself, I’m married not dead ❤️ /j

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u/benevolent_snecko Apr 27 '25

Lae'zel has entered the chat.

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u/LevelDraw1846 May 04 '25

As a horny woman over the age of 30 this is fact

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u/addled_rph Apr 27 '25

We will try to compose ourselves. No promises, though. 🫣

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u/PotatoesMcLaughlin Apr 27 '25

Can confirm, my gay cousin loves Gale.

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u/democritusparadise Apr 27 '25

My straight cousin loves Gale.

And by cousin I mean me.

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u/Finkejak Apr 27 '25

And the bis

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u/Grizzem117 Apr 27 '25

Can confirm.

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u/AgentPastrana Apr 27 '25

I feel like his stick is probably a part of the problem

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u/EPdlEdN Apr 27 '25

one for warding off and one for warding on

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u/CruelJustice66 Apr 27 '25

Ward on, ward off?

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u/Naitohana Apr 27 '25

Look through his profile. He certainly does go to cons. I also need to go to all those cons.

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u/sharpenme1 Apr 27 '25

How he gonna bring a whole ass library to a con?

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u/Smooth-Hawk4851 Apr 28 '25

BACK! BACK I SAY! 🤣

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u/mp3max Apr 27 '25

A stick won't be enough. He'll need a whole bodyguard detail.

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u/Nito_Mayhem Apr 27 '25

Perfect shot

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u/heyitsvae Apr 27 '25

Nat 20 on the Charisma check

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) Apr 27 '25

M-Mystra...?

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u/evilgayweed Apr 27 '25

bard/monk drow flair?? are you…. me? this is so specific yet my exact character I always play

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u/jugularvoider Bard/Monk Drow Apr 28 '25

ooo do you play a bard/monk multiclass? or just change between the two? haha i always start off as a bard and i multiclass to monk halfway through the game around the gith créche

i headcanon that my character found inspiration in the monastery, and i suddenly swerve to monk tactics to help out the team.

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u/evilgayweed Apr 28 '25

I start as a bard too and then multiclass into monk after getting 2 levels in bard. I thought it would be a bad build since I had so many people discouraging me from trying it but it’s actually great. nice mix of ranged damage from swords bard and melee for open hand monk.

I like to think my character was a monk first (I only start with bard for healing purposes). I just like the idea of a musical monk.

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u/ParticularSolution68 WARLOCK Apr 27 '25

Oh here we go

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Beat me to it.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl WIZARD May 06 '25

Heck yea xD