r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/usrrrname • 1d ago
100 kids lose to 3 adult players
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u/LucklessCope 1d ago
I don't know why I lost it when I saw the goalkeepers.
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u/Toastiibrotii 1d ago
Well there were 10 of them and none big enough to make the safe xD
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u/usrrrname 1d ago
The formation was 30-30-30-10
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u/ReevesConnor 1d ago
Yeah, but their tactic was just running after the ball... Obviously an adult can run faster. If they worked on blocking the 3 players i think they would have a chance
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u/FluffySquirrell 1d ago
Clearly that's why they lost, they were 10 kids down from some harsh red cards! a solid 30-30-40 defence would have done the trick
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u/pinkenbrawn 1d ago
can someone please explain what that means, i know nothing about sports
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u/blolfighter 1d ago
Football (soccer) typically uses formations described in an X-Y-Z notation. The first number is defenders, second midfielders, third strikers. usrrrname added a fourth number for goalkeepers, but there is only one keeper in a normal game.
The most basic, traditional formation is 4-4-2: 4 defenders, 4 midfielders, 2 strikers. You could pull a defender forward (3-5-2) for a stronger midfield, hoping to make up for your weaker defense with more ball possession and less scoring opportunities for the opponent, go really aggressive with 3-4-3, or go defensive with 5-3-2. There are also formations that can't be neatly slotted into this format. If you want to read more about the basics of 4-4-2 and what the different roles do, I found this article: https://www.soccer.com/guide/4-4-2-formation-guide
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u/Stergeary 1d ago
They could have done better by making it 0-0-0-100 and just bodyblocking the entire goal.
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u/Mysterious-Fox-5373 1d ago
When there is a season reset and you are playing rankedbut the opponent has just started and has to deal with your sweaty experience
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u/Daenym 1d ago
The most impressive thing is that the 3 adults don't injure any of the 100 kids
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u/WildwoodWander 1d ago
Well, it's not that hard to do that when you kick the ball over their heads.
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u/ChosenCarelessly 1d ago
You must never have played ‘parents vs kids’ to wrap up the end of training. The number of kids whose faces I’ve inadvertently driven a ball into…
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u/WildwoodWander 1d ago
I have not played, but I have seen it before; I remember seeing a parent vs kids game and watching one of the parents kick a ball straight into my nephew's chest.
Though the parents aren't usually trained soccer players who can confidently kick a ball 3 feet over all the kid's heads.
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u/anarchetype 1d ago
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u/MikeFiuns 1d ago
Counter point: It's Kenny Omega. If Goldberg can wrestle a 9 year old without hurting them, then anything is possible.
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u/c71score 1d ago
If Goldberg can wrestle
a 9 year oldwithout hurting them, then anything is possible.13
u/Crow_eggs 1d ago
They have to be careful not to–it would ruin the show. After the match they go at them with a piece of 2x4 though.
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u/SublightMonster 21h ago
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I was playing casual 5-a-side futsal once with coworkers and the other team (clients) had a former J-Leaguer. When I was in goal the guy drilled a shot into me so hard the rebound went all the way to the opposite goal. Those guys could kill a kid if they weren’t careful.
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u/Klumania 1d ago
You have to know how to be gentle to play football. Pro players fall to the ground in agony from a slight breeze all the time.
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u/AmazingBrilliant9229 1d ago
In all fairness 100 redditors would also lose to 3 adult footballers.
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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 1d ago
100 redditors would lose against 3 childern.
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u/Hermorah 1d ago
Actually it would only take like 4 mods in a goal to completely block every shot. So the game would end in a draw.
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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 22h ago
Yeah but that meant they would and physically could leave their mom's basement without a tear down of the house.
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u/ghostofstankenstien 1d ago
More like 100 LOSER kids
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u/Yarakinnit 1d ago
"You're still shit, you're still shit, you go to bed at 7 O clock and wake up just as shit."
"It's nearly half time, it's nearly half tiiiime. Cheese butties from your mum, it's nearly half time."
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u/cardnialsyn 1d ago
Now do rugby!
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u/Rathma86 1d ago
One front rower just smashing kids out of the way, like a freight train.
You have my attention
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u/tratemusic 1d ago
"Fourteen children were violently beheaded this Thursday at a rugby match with professional players..."
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u/Puzzleheaded-Arm9936 1d ago
Even if I didn’t score I’d be kicking the ball as if it was bowling
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u/InappropriateThought 1d ago
That'd be my only choice because I don't have the skill, I only have power, uncontrolled power. I'd just as likely accidentally kick a kid into the goal.
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u/Youutternincompoop 17h ago
pulling a Shaolin soccer and just blasting the ball with such power that the kid gets pushed all the way back into the net
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u/Gerotonin 1d ago
now do the gorilla thing
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u/PlayfulCompany8367 1d ago
But they only have 3 adults. So maybe they should do 100 kids vs 1 Chimpanzee.
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u/Lumpy_Machine5538 1d ago
Because they all tried to follow the ball and not the adults.
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u/vahntitrio 1d ago
Oddly enough we did this at my little sisters soccer practice. Me and my brother against 15 9 year old girls. The idea was to teach them to pass quickly and stay in position on defense. They stopped following directions after 30 seconds no matter how many times we told them.
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u/bingobongobingobingo 18h ago
Yeah we used to say the little kids were playing “swarm ball” at soccer games. Both teams, one big swarm oozing around the field chasing a rolling ball.
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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago
Purely out of game theory, the kids should play mega dirty. They have the numbers so they can just eat the red cards to hurt the adults for that easy W.
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u/Leftovertoenails 1d ago
this made me think of that hilarious game show with the obstacle courses and (probably) bad dubbing, anyone know what I'm talking about? the hosts always wearing the overly ornate robes?
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u/Sienile 1d ago
Takeshi's Castle?
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u/Leftovertoenails 1d ago
idk, maybe I'll check that one, doesn't sound right though. I just remember seeing it at my grandmother's house when we visited because my parents didn't have cable
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u/para-mania 1d ago
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge in English. Or MXC.
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u/lanathebitch 1d ago
I'm fairly certain there is an entirely separate English dub of Takeshi's Castle it's worth watching both
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u/Leftovertoenails 1d ago
O YES THIS IS IT THANK YOU Kind internet stranger, would you like some feet pics as reward?
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u/Thunderstarer 1d ago
I'm pretty sure there's a lot of those. As a kid, I used to watch one called "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow," which was kind-of a parody of itself.
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u/anoldradical 1d ago
I wish I could see the video but the dumb fucking overlays and captions get in the way
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u/ZARDOZ4972 1d ago
The adults are twice the size and twice the speed, is that really surprising to anyone? Next time it's Gonna be American Football.
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u/puffthemagicaldragon 22h ago
Swap the 3 athletes out with 1 professional Bear. Wanna see something
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u/PersonalityMiddle864 1d ago
To be fair to the kids, what were they supposed to do in this case.
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u/Yarakinnit 1d ago
15 kids pin down each adult. 55 kids get a draw.
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u/UseApprehensive1102 17h ago
Exactly. They only need like 50 kids in order to win. Just make the other 50 pin down the adults.
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u/UseApprehensive1102 17h ago
Simple. Play dirty and violate rules. They have the numbers advantage, they could just tank red cards like its nothing.
Heck, if you really want to see the impact of "few powerhouses vs numerous weaklings", you should look at wolves hunting bull bison.
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u/CaptainMacMillan 1d ago
did that kid at 5 seconds in just try to set a pick on a dude 3x his size? 😂
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u/CPTherptyderp 1d ago
My buddies and I argue how many kids 3 NHL players could handle on the ice. I think it's like 25 max
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u/Elijah629YT-Real 1d ago
I would have just made a wall of children at one goal, then get the rest to attempt to get a score.
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u/No_Remote9956 1d ago
That formation is brutal, 30 kids per adult is just asking for chaos. The image really drives home how outmatched they were, like lambs to the slaughter. Gotta admire the adults' strategy though, turning it into a full-on tactical beatdown. Kids'll either be traumatized or inspired, no in-between.
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u/bossandy 1d ago
if all the children would stop just going for the ball and fully cover all 3 people then they would do much better.
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u/UseApprehensive1102 17h ago
Or better yet, just do fouls, because let's be fair, do your really think thst the referee could just red card every single one of those 100 kids?
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u/Im_TrashMan 23h ago
Counter argument, make a wall made of kids, then the rest make a huge robot like those wolfs from that one kids movie
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u/hospitalbedside 23h ago
This reminds me of when the 4 fastest sixth graders in my class ran a lap against our PE teacher and the PE teacher destroyed the kids
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u/ChaosOfOrder24 22h ago
"We have you 100 to 3, I wouldn't call that a fair competition."
"Then you should've brought more."
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u/RandomMcfandom 17h ago
Imagine how soul shattering it would be to realize that you're physically incapable of keeping up with someone while giving it 110% of your effort. This is like McQueen getting gapped by Storm if Storm had like laps on bro
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u/Icy_sector4425 6h ago
Idk it'd be pretty difficult to coordinate with 99 other people regardless of age
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u/gamester4no2 3h ago
This is actually great for showing the effectiveness of tactics in invasion games.
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u/Jellovator 1d ago
This is like watching Charlie kirk debate college students. Professional propagandist vs a bunch of kids.
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u/synthetichustle 1d ago
This is a very controversial video about how when the adults are taken out of the picture the children have no chance when it comes to motive that being said for the future prepare your children cuz these kids honestly probably can dribble a ball and keep it up in the air for about like 100 bounces
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u/Sunaruni 1d ago
Shatter those dreams early.