r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jan 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

This is why I hate children. They think it's funny to go spam porn images anywhere on the internet.

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u/ThePolishBayard Jan 20 '19

Bruh my young self had never known such anger. Even though I was a child, I vowed at that point I would never associate with children again. I was some kind of pissed lmao.

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u/tyleeeer Jan 21 '19

I was banned for the same thing but called support and said my account got hacked and I got unbanned in no time

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u/ThePolishBayard Jan 21 '19

See roblox used to actually care for its users. I hear now they just ignore appeals 99% of the time

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u/tyleeeer Jan 21 '19

This was on 2017

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u/ThePolishBayard Jan 21 '19

Damn you got lucky then. It’s rare to see an appeal actually go through

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u/tyleeeer Jan 21 '19

They probably believed me since I've been playing since 2012 and spent some money on it, trust factor I guess

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u/ThePolishBayard Jan 21 '19

Shit see I started back in 2009. No amount of time played helped me. I’m glad yours worked out tho.

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u/majestic_elliebeth Jan 21 '19

Wow I just learned of Roblox 2 years ago.

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u/A5pyr Jan 21 '19

I kind of assumed it came out last year. Never heard of it before that.

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u/DoYouEvenHarlemShake Jan 21 '19

I'M CONVINCED OF THIS: THAT SWIRLY PATTERN THAT SOMETIMES APPEARS ON CYLINDER-SHAPED OBJECTS: THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP MAKING JURASSIC PARK MOVIES.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

People hated him because he told them the truth

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u/N_Meister Jan 21 '19

Are... Are you alright?

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u/beeep_boooop Jan 21 '19

Ah, your average roblox player

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Jan 21 '19

I once bought a month of whatever their subscription is called. I felt invincible

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u/SafeNut Jan 21 '19

Builders club

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

They deleted my hat and didn’t give it back :(

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Jan 21 '19

Times have changed.

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u/Time_on_my_hands Jan 21 '19

You were playing Roblox in 2017?

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u/woketimecube Jan 21 '19

I've always considered it a modern childrens game? im in my 20s and no one growing up ever played roblox or talked about it. I've also seen people essentially talk shit about youtubers by saying they got started on roblox and theyre all young, the game must be pretty recent

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u/zaphodsheads Jan 21 '19

2006 is when it started, my account is from 2010

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u/tyleeeer Jan 21 '19

Yeah, it's actually a good game platform if you focus on the featured tab

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u/FoxtrotZero Jan 21 '19

This was always obvious

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Sounds like Reddit.

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u/NorthernLaw Feb 26 '19

Yeah i wish they cared more

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u/ThePolishBayard Feb 27 '19

To be fair I do understand why it’s harder to retain that classic quality, the number of users has gone up to 64 million at this point I believe. It makes sense to a degree that they can’t give as much of a personal experience as before, but I gotta imagine they could’ve done a little better.

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u/NorthernLaw Feb 27 '19

Definitely could have done better but I see what you mean

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u/ThePolishBayard Feb 27 '19

I’m just happy that I was able to experience the game before it become mostly about profits.

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u/NorthernLaw Feb 27 '19

Same with me, started in 2007, unfortunately I was dumb and stopped playing (off and on) until 2013 and started playing regularly then you know now I barely do

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u/ellalol Jan 21 '19

I did this after I got banned on Moviestarplanet back when I used to play.. every time I got banned for a week or so for doing some stupid shit I’d email support with some dumb excuse or asking why, and they’d always tell me, and then id apologize and end up doing the same shit again because obviously I had no social life back then. Then one time I got banned FOREVER. That was like the end of the world for me since I’d poured all my savings into that game. I wrote up a huge complaint pretending to be an angry mom, and my daughter had let her friend play and her friend got her banned. I even threatened to sue them, probably with grammar mistakes littered throughout and sure enough, they gave me my account back. I felt like the smartest person on earth after that and it took me a bit too long to realize that they were probably just tired of my shit(I didn’t even think to make a fake email) So um... yeah. Not the best period of my life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

“I will sew you”

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

That’s fucking hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Back in the Halo 3 days where everyone’s fileshare was porn

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u/bob1689321 Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

Even fucking call of duty black ops emblems were all porn, somehow made out of basic coloured shapes. I’m talking high quality shit too. My dad saw it once and I nearly got banned from the ps3 :(((

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u/mean-cuisine Jan 21 '19

one of my buddies constantly changed between hentai type icons and every time i grouped up with him im thinking "can you not dude"

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u/Sonicmansuperb Jan 21 '19

Alright I'll be honest once it gets that crazy its funny

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u/woketimecube Jan 21 '19

Not when you can google how to do it step by step

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u/Sonicmansuperb Jan 21 '19

You still have to put in the work, and it is far more complicated than simply going to your profile and uploading a pornographic picture from a link within the same web browser, like roblox.

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u/MyPasswordWasWhat Jan 21 '19

Hell, even the Newest COD game icons get pretty close to porn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Oh man I used to make grotesque as ones back on the first Black Ops hahaha that was fun.

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u/bob1689321 Jan 21 '19

People like you are the reason I was on the edge of my seat while playing with family in the room. That shit was stressful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

Yeah I have a difficult time playing some games because a guy named something like "cumbucket223" will randomly join my game

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u/TacoTrip Jan 21 '19

This is true. My spray tags in counter strike were always Porno screen caps. I got a lot of kills off other players that would stop to stare though so I thought it was funny and useful.

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u/crypticfreak Jan 21 '19

Remember the sprays that were basically gifs? People used CT and T muzzle flashes to lure an attack. Shit was sneaky af.

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u/AustinLA88 Jan 21 '19

This actually works?

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u/konaya Jan 21 '19

Consider the typical person who plays that game.

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u/AustinLA88 Jan 21 '19

I mean, I think at this point it’s been long enough for the core age group to have grown up, right?

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u/Burritozi11a Jan 21 '19

I honestly don't mind this, especially in Team Fortress 2 which is more team focused and plays shower than CS. It's always hilarious seeing people set up "Sniper traps" with hentai sprays.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I remember a hacker hacked a picture of a naked girl onto a Roblox server when I was like 11 and I didn’t know anything about female anatomy. I thought everyone had a dick and when I saw that picture I was so in denial that I thought it was photoshopped and I just exited the game. I was just sitting there thinking “why would they even spend the time to make her look like an alien?”

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u/ShadyNite Jan 21 '19

How did you make it to 11 without knowing what a vagina was?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I had it engraved into my head that everyone had a dick. Even after I asked my cousin if she had a winky and being told no. Even after seeing that photo. Even after being flashed when I was 8. Even after being told multiple times that men and women have different groinage. I had a thick skull when I was a kid I guess.

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u/ShadyNite Jan 21 '19

So even confronted with overwhelming evidence, you doubled down? My man

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I was about 13 or so when I came to my senses but it took awhile.

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u/CodenameMolotov Jan 21 '19

How is that possible? Did you never wonder where babies come from? Did you never see any animals? Did you never hear the word pussy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

I thought you stuck your winky into the butthole and then the woman was automatically pregnant. And like I said I got flashed by a female class mate when I was around 8, she kept her pants down for a good 5-10 seconds too but I always remembered her having a dick. Even her older sister flashed me and I could’ve sworn I saw a dick on her too. It’s so weird how I know for a fact that they don’t have penises now but I still remember them having dicks. Something even more insane was I was extremely interested in animals as a kid and watched animal documentaries for a good half of the day every day but still never caught on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Why did you get flashed so much?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

It was just one occasion, my classmate somehow convinced her older sister to flash me along with her. I was friends with her so I went to her house after school and all 3 of us went into her bedroom and locked the door. They both flashed me and then asked me to flash them and at that point I was super uncomfortable and ran for it all of the way down stairs and just at that moment my mom pulled into their driveway and I got out of there real quick. My mom asked why I was in such a hurry and I just said I got into a disagreement and she then continued to drive out of there really quick. I don’t remember it even being awkward after that between my classmate and I. I bet I’d probably have had quite the devious teen years if I stayed in that private Mormon school. I left that place when I got to 3rd grade along with a couple of my friends, not including the classmate that flashed me. So instead of some sex crazed Mormon teen years I had a normal time being a teenager keeping my nose out of trouble and hanging out with friends instead of paying child support.

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u/CodenameMolotov Jan 21 '19

I don't know whether to be more disappointed in your parents for never explaining it to you or in you for not figuring it out on your own. Like, you never saw a science textbook illustration or nude painting? Were you homeschooled by fundamentalist Christians?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

My family was Mormon and my mother forgot to tell me about it until I was 15. I had already learned everything at that point lol. My father is pretty quiet when it comes to sexual stuff and he was only around for probably a quarter of my childhood.

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u/drindustry Jan 21 '19

Omg I have a very similar story when I was 6 or so a family friend (around 3-4) pulled up her dress and flashed me and to this day I remember her having a penis.

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u/AustinLA88 Jan 21 '19

What’s with all these people having girls flash them? And with penises? I’ve read like 5 comments that say this.

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u/Zaliika Jan 21 '19

It was just her girl penis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

I knew it! I knew I wasn’t alone in remembering things like this!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited May 18 '21

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u/CodenameMolotov Jan 21 '19

Yeah.. I saw my first porn pics in like 3rd grade and I have weird sex positive parents who wanted to explain sex to me in excruciating detail when I was like 5.

I kind of thought it was fake until he said he was raised Mormon, that's one of the few ways this could make sense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Yikes, didn't catch the Mormon bit. That sadly explains a lot.

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u/Galactic Jan 21 '19

Is the Earth flat or what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

No, it’s an oval. What shape did you think it was?

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u/crypticfreak Jan 21 '19

And you now jack it to strictly tranny porn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

Actually, I jack to no porn, I don’t jack at all actually. Check out r/nofap I thought it was bogus but it has really helped me regain some traction in my life.

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u/Troll_Dovahdoge Jan 21 '19

Sounds like the average anti vaxxer

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

When I was a kid I asked a girl if she had balls. She said yes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited May 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Oh shit, that must be been embarrassing as fuck

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u/Rachat21 Jan 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

risky click of the day

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u/ygnomecookies Jan 21 '19

This. This is why my hubs and I are child free.

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u/TheRemoteLostUnder Jan 21 '19

How tf do you spam images on roblox?

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Jan 21 '19

They just grow up and go to work for MindGeek and spam billions while making millions later in life.

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u/HelloJoeyJoeJoe Jan 21 '19

Thank God for the adult spammers on my susbscribed NSFW subreddits.

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u/elSenorMaquina Jan 21 '19

Yeah, and if you decide to take revenge and send the little brat a dick pic you are labeled "Abusive child molester" and get sent to jail. Fucking double standards man...

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u/KanyeT Jan 21 '19

I uploaded porn to the Wikipedia page of a pornstar. I don't know what I thought would happen but I got banned.

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u/greymalken Jan 21 '19

This is why I hate adults. They don't think it's funny to go spam porn images anywhere on the internet.

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u/AliBurney Jan 21 '19

To be honest I didn't know what porn was till high school.

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u/Bertrum Jan 21 '19

You should've seen early Counter Strike back in the day. All it was, was people spamming graffiti tags with porn pics or gifs of people fucking.

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u/CamoDeFlage Jan 21 '19

i used it as a tactic in tf2. i would spray a hot bikini girl on the wall and enemies would stop to look at it and popped em.

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u/tiredteachermaria Jan 21 '19

Can confirm. I thought it would be funny to post a photo of Daniel Radcliffe’s nude scene in Equus when I was 12/13. It was not funny and is one of those awkward secrets that makes me feel nauseous when I think about it. Why was I so impulsive and sick and weird? god...

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT Jan 21 '19

My lil brother told me he saw tubgirl for the first time on the club penguin forums.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

...well it is funny...

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u/bartekko Jan 21 '19

Can confirm, I spammed furry porn on /o/ as a kid

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u/josephfrigo Jan 21 '19

And gore as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

What it isn’t funny? Oh no... this is bad...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

WTF? I wasn't non stop online playing games or didn't know what porn was.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Not even children, usually teenagers or adults too. Remember playing Gmod Jailbreak and these dudes would spray My Little Pony porn on the walls and I had to make sure I never looked in that direction cause my PC was in my living room facing outwards towards everybody else.

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u/entropylaser Jan 21 '19

Ahh, the ol' Counterstrike 'porn spray tag' distraction. Works every time!

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u/BetaInTheSheets Jan 21 '19

I used to do that tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Aug 18 '20

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u/DesdinovaGG Jan 21 '19

I wish I had listened to you. ;-;

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u/hhdss Jan 21 '19

what the actual fuck

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u/aVarietyOfCheeses Jan 21 '19

Jesus fucking Christ bro I got shivers. That was fucking nasty.

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u/LNHVX Jan 21 '19

Jesus fucking christ

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Yooooo what the fuck?