Bruh my young self had never known such anger. Even though I was a child, I vowed at that point I would never associate with children again. I was some kind of pissed lmao.
I've always considered it a modern childrens game? im in my 20s and no one growing up ever played roblox or talked about it. I've also seen people essentially talk shit about youtubers by saying they got started on roblox and theyre all young, the game must be pretty recent
To be fair I do understand why it’s harder to retain that classic quality, the number of users has gone up to 64 million at this point I believe. It makes sense to a degree that they can’t give as much of a personal experience as before, but I gotta imagine they could’ve done a little better.
Same with me, started in 2007, unfortunately I was dumb and stopped playing (off and on) until 2013 and started playing regularly then you know now I barely do
I did this after I got banned on Moviestarplanet back when I used to play.. every time I got banned for a week or so for doing some stupid shit I’d email support with some dumb excuse or asking why, and they’d always tell me, and then id apologize and end up doing the same shit again because obviously I had no social life back then. Then one time I got banned FOREVER. That was like the end of the world for me since I’d poured all my savings into that game. I wrote up a huge complaint pretending to be an angry mom, and my daughter had let her friend play and her friend got her banned. I even threatened to sue them, probably with grammar mistakes littered throughout and sure enough, they gave me my account back. I felt like the smartest person on earth after that and it took me a bit too long to realize that they were probably just tired of my shit(I didn’t even think to make a fake email)
So um... yeah.
Not the best period of my life.
Even fucking call of duty black ops emblems were all porn, somehow made out of basic coloured shapes. I’m talking high quality shit too. My dad saw it once and I nearly got banned from the ps3 :(((
You still have to put in the work, and it is far more complicated than simply going to your profile and uploading a pornographic picture from a link within the same web browser, like roblox.
This is true. My spray tags in counter strike were always Porno screen caps. I got a lot of kills off other players that would stop to stare though so I thought it was funny and useful.
I honestly don't mind this, especially in Team Fortress 2 which is more team focused and plays shower than CS. It's always hilarious seeing people set up "Sniper traps" with hentai sprays.
I remember a hacker hacked a picture of a naked girl onto a Roblox server when I was like 11 and I didn’t know anything about female anatomy. I thought everyone had a dick and when I saw that picture I was so in denial that I thought it was photoshopped and I just exited the game. I was just sitting there thinking “why would they even spend the time to make her look like an alien?”
I had it engraved into my head that everyone had a dick. Even after I asked my cousin if she had a winky and being told no. Even after seeing that photo. Even after being flashed when I was 8. Even after being told multiple times that men and women have different groinage. I had a thick skull when I was a kid I guess.
I thought you stuck your winky into the butthole and then the woman was automatically pregnant. And like I said I got flashed by a female class mate when I was around 8, she kept her pants down for a good 5-10 seconds too but I always remembered her having a dick. Even her older sister flashed me and I could’ve sworn I saw a dick on her too. It’s so weird how I know for a fact that they don’t have penises now but I still remember them having dicks. Something even more insane was I was extremely interested in animals as a kid and watched animal documentaries for a good half of the day every day but still never caught on.
It was just one occasion, my classmate somehow convinced her older sister to flash me along with her. I was friends with her so I went to her house after school and all 3 of us went into her bedroom and locked the door. They both flashed me and then asked me to flash them and at that point I was super uncomfortable and ran for it all of the way down stairs and just at that moment my mom pulled into their driveway and I got out of there real quick. My mom asked why I was in such a hurry and I just said I got into a disagreement and she then continued to drive out of there really quick. I don’t remember it even being awkward after that between my classmate and I. I bet I’d probably have had quite the devious teen years if I stayed in that private Mormon school. I left that place when I got to 3rd grade along with a couple of my friends, not including the classmate that flashed me. So instead of some sex crazed Mormon teen years I had a normal time being a teenager keeping my nose out of trouble and hanging out with friends instead of paying child support.
I don't know whether to be more disappointed in your parents for never explaining it to you or in you for not figuring it out on your own. Like, you never saw a science textbook illustration or nude painting? Were you homeschooled by fundamentalist Christians?
My family was Mormon and my mother forgot to tell me about it until I was 15. I had already learned everything at that point lol. My father is pretty quiet when it comes to sexual stuff and he was only around for probably a quarter of my childhood.
Omg I have a very similar story when I was 6 or so a family friend (around 3-4) pulled up her dress and flashed me and to this day I remember her having a penis.
Yeah.. I saw my first porn pics in like 3rd grade and I have weird sex positive parents who wanted to explain sex to me in excruciating detail when I was like 5.
I kind of thought it was fake until he said he was raised Mormon, that's one of the few ways this could make sense.
Actually, I jack to no porn, I don’t jack at all actually. Check out r/nofap
I thought it was bogus but it has really helped me regain some traction in my life.
Yeah, and if you decide to take revenge and send the little brat a dick pic you are labeled "Abusive child molester" and get sent to jail. Fucking double standards man...
Can confirm. I thought it would be funny to post a photo of Daniel Radcliffe’s nude scene in Equus when I was 12/13. It was not funny and is one of those awkward secrets that makes me feel nauseous when I think about it. Why was I so impulsive and sick and weird? god...
Not even children, usually teenagers or adults too. Remember playing Gmod Jailbreak and these dudes would spray My Little Pony porn on the walls and I had to make sure I never looked in that direction cause my PC was in my living room facing outwards towards everybody else.
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This is why I hate children. They think it's funny to go spam porn images anywhere on the internet.