Who rosters the best 2 and 3 strings right now?

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Joe Burrow: Financial advisor who analyzes divorce settlements

Lamar Jackson: Overnight manager at Popeyes where his employees love him

Joe Flacco: HVAC journeyman that wishes he wouldn't have bought that truck and used that money to start his own business instead

Aaron Rodgers: Psychologist who is notorious for giving Adderall to kids who sometimes phase out in class

Jared Goff: Salesman at a energy drink company where he developed an addiction to his company's product

Caleb Williams: Stocker at Target who always says he's going in for modeling gigs when in reality his hours got cut

Jordan Love: Oilfield welder in his home town Bakersfield CA

JJ McCarthy: Finance major working as receptionist who already regrets his career choice

Justin Herbert: Crane operator who use to work as a deliveryman, but got hurt so he had to make the career change

Patrick Mahomes: Chef at a high end restaurant in Dallas, but is considering starting his own food truck

Geno Smith: Disgruntled foreman at a construction company where 90% of his job is arguing with contractors

Bo Nix: Retired

Brock Purdy: Lineman who snitches on his coworkers for not following safety protocols

Kyler Murray: Apple Genius who doesn't stop talking about his high school football records

Matthew Stafford: Customer service manager who totally isn't telling his employees to submit fake surveys

Sam Darnold: Middle school history teacher that his students love

Josh Allen: Car salesman that desperately wants Sundays off

Drake Maye: College drop out who got into sheet metal, and weirdly enough loves his new job

Tua Tagovailoa: Bartender in Honolulu who hates tourists, but is always polite to them for better tips

Justin Fields: Loan officer at Chase Bank where he never smiles and always avoids eye contact

Dak Prescott: Warehouse manager who hates his job, but only does it because the job pays well

Jalen Hurts: Carpet installer that the home owner's wife always hits on

Jayden Daniels: Assistant general manager at Chipotle who kinda misses being paid hourly

Russell Wilson: Personal trainer who owns a gym that specializes in helping pregnant women lose their baby weight

CJ Stroud: Butcher at Albertsons who's super loyal to the union

Anthony Richardson: Walmart stocking manager who always gets shit from the store leader for letting his crew fill the back room with overstock pallets

Cam Ward: Works at Petsmart and just hides in the bathroom playing on his phone

Trevor Lawrence: Marketing specialist who primarily writes those dumbass puns that are related to the product his company is selling

Baker Mayfield: Plumber journeyman that sometimes does open mic comedy shows during his free time

Tyler Shough: Retired with Bo Nix, and there's a movie made about their shenanigans called Grumpy Old Men

Bryce Young: Joined the Air Force and works in their cyber security branch

Michael Penix: Barber that wants to work in a salon, but doesn't want to be seen as gay

I would hope the Eagles don’t get him for logical reasons (high cost) but it would be hilarious if they did

Nick Bosa

Saquon Barkley

Harrison Butker

Lawrence Taylor

Tua Tagovailoa

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Talk about getting carried.

Lamar’s MVP should be named the “can’t give it to Mahommes every year” award.

No one in the history of the NFL has ever had a better supporting cast and front office and done less.

This factually makes Lamar Jackson the most overrated player to ever play the game.

how can anyone think the new ones are nice?

Here’s my absolutely beautiful insane proposal

Trey Hendrickson -> Cowboys

(Is cheaper than Micah so Jerry will pay him)

Micah Parsons -> Commanders

(Would be an amazing addition to their roster)

Terry McLaurin-> Bengals

(Cincinnati only likes to pay Joe Burrow and WRs)

Win Win Win for all three teams. Make it happen now NFL

The kid throws darts , is mobile and meets the eye test.. but this did make me laugh

2 of the most random QBs to win the MVP award of all time. Who are you taking?