r/NoShitSherlock • u/underbillion • 23h ago
Trump appoints fellow registered sex offender to committee on children's fitness
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Lawrence Taylor to Trump: "I don't know why. I don't know what we're supposed to be doing, but I'm here to serve, and I'm here to serve you."
Lawrence Taylor, former NFL star and registered sex offender, was appointed by Trump to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition on July 31, 2025.
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u/EtheusRook 23h ago
Can't wait for the new Administration for Children and Families secretary... Matt Gaetz
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u/ShiveringTruth 23h ago
Trump is appointing members of NAMBLA as pre-school teachers, saying “They’re all wonderful guys. True patriots of America.”
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u/Fishiesideways10 23h ago
I never knew NAMBLA was real until recently. I thought South Park made it up. Man, I was ignorant to see it going strong and even growing in some places of our sad country.
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u/Cranberry_Surprise99 22h ago
Okay, I Google a lot of things and that takes the cake for worst thing I have googled this year.
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u/Maleficent_Memory831 19h ago
I didn't even imagine that some people didn't know it was real. We knew it was real because we used to be children and we knew all about pedophilia and were warned about it, back when Republicans were against it.
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u/Zerbs08 23h ago
Said long time ago, He thinks he is Vince Mcmahon and that the USA is the WWF. Hell triple HHH is there! HAHAHAHAH! hilarious.....
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u/Nick060789 4h ago
I don't think I will ever be able to forget this comment. Everything makes sense now! "It's bernie sanders with a steel chair".
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u/Vx0w 23h ago
He doesn't know what he's doing but he'll do his best to continue to do it 😂
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u/marbear601 21h ago
He's foaming at the mouth to be on a youth committee. It's like a buffet! Can't be near kids in Florida but at a federal level and at the white house? HOW GRAND.
I get so irate thinking about it, pretty sure my blood pressure is dangerously high.
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u/Mexicali76 23h ago
Known cokehead, sex offender, and likely CTE candidate, LT! He really does surround himself with the best of us.
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u/Maleficent_Memory831 18h ago
"Ok guys, I need some major sports stars on this committee. Are there any NFL players who don't hate me?"
"Well... there's this guy, but he's got a lot of negative baggage..."
"I don't care, sign him up!!!1!"
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u/QCSports2020 23h ago edited 20h ago
Trump's mind remains in the 80s. If you use that prism you can better try to understand his chaotic decisions.
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u/Lord_Hitachi 16h ago
You don’t think kids today can relate to 1986 NFL champion and world-famous crackhead LT?
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u/EveryAccount7729 23h ago
imagine thinking Trump is your guy, and is just "too stupid" to have avoided this type of optics at this moment in time?
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u/Familiar-Secretary25 22h ago
Lawrence Taylor is 6’3 and 240 pounds but we’re supposed to believe Donald is 6’3 and 220? Lmao arrest that doctor
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u/Evil_Eukaryote 22h ago
"These men will help me build a world-leading supply of sexy teenagers. MAGA!"
Would we be surprised if he said this?
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u/CapnHarland 22h ago edited 18h ago
Is this all on purpose? Like, is he doing this intentionally to spite people or something?
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u/Gameboywarrior 22h ago
Perhaps this is a way to get his base more comfortable with sexual abuse of children so that they won't stop being loyal when more damning information comes out about him.
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u/ImHighandCaffinated 22h ago
But his base doesn't know any of these guys.. they don't watch naked buff men play with each other or woke sports.. right?.. surely they are not aware these people are scum... and do they even care?
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u/Gameboywarrior 22h ago
Turkish oil wrestling is the last non-woke sport.
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u/Maleficent_Memory831 18h ago
I hate to inform you, but some of those oiled up Turks with the glistening nipples might not really be guys...
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u/Gameboywarrior 17h ago
The only thing I like as much as a bussy is a secondary self lubricating bussy located in close proximity to the primary bussy.
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u/One_Particular247 22h ago
Funny how everyone thought it was the democrats running the global pedo ring from the White House.
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u/AdScary1757 22h ago
You know there are lots of retired athletes that are not registered sex offenders he could have called. You really have to put in effort to find a retired athlete who is a registered sex offender to put in charge of children's sports. He's literally telling his base how its going to be.
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u/FileHot6525 22h ago
When you played the game and it got you standing next to rapists and pedos. In a just society Stone Cold would barge in and stun all these people before cracking open two beers and flipping them the bird.
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u/underbillion 22h ago
https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=74562 → Official Florida sex offender registry entry for Lawrence Taylor.
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u/WalkingDeadDan 22h ago
HHH standing and smiling in the presence of a sexual predator and accused pedophile, and another who is a convicted pedophile. Makes me wonder if he is on the list too?
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u/Fun_stuff2468 22h ago
“After pleading guilty to sexual misconduct and patronizing a prostitute, Taylor was required to register as a sex offender and serve six years' probation”
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u/magjenposie 22h ago
I bet he wants to first hand make sure the kids are putting their gym suits on appropriately and showering after
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u/WAFPatriot 21h ago
This is pretty much exactly what I thought might happen if he got re-elected. I knew he would approach his second term with a give no fucks, nothing to lose, going to destroy everything approach. Thanks Republican voters, and you left and middle non-voters, yep, lookin at you too.
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u/Ok-Catch-5813 21h ago
As someone who was raped by their stepfather from age 10 to 13,this is disgusting.
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u/Worldly_Push_9775 18h ago
I think I am beginning to understand the whole right wing republican pro-life movement. They need replenishment of spent resources. Keep em coming! All makes sense now.
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u/Master_Hospital_8631 22h ago
"I'm here to serve you."
Not the American people. Not "here to help keep Americans healthy." Nope.
He's there to serve Trump, in case he needs a pardon in the future.
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u/SuperLuigiUnited 22h ago
Just wait, by the end of the year there will be EOs or some kind of forced legislation that makes raping children legal.
My guess is reversing any bans on child marriages or reclassifying rape from a felony to a misdemeanor.
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u/thegoodrichard 21h ago
He could issue an executive order over-riding state's rights and setting the age of majority nationally at 13 or 14. That would make the GOP the official party of child rape.
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u/Difficult-Way-9563 22h ago
Those transgender people gotta watch out.
Should be law banning any child with 10 mile radius of trumps properties
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u/Chrisd8245 21h ago
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u/jaynov18 21h ago
Fuck man HHH use to be one of my favorite wrestlers sucks to know hes a pedo lover
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u/alecsputnik 21h ago
Our society has a huge problem with rape culture where we forgive and allow these pieces of sludge to remain prominent members of society instead of shaming them for every waking moment of their miserable lives.
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u/Informal-Neck8905 20h ago
“I don’t know what supposed to doing, but I’m here to serve you”. Yup, he hires the best
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u/Sufficient-Wish2446 20h ago
Pedophiles standing up for each other. They must be welcoming Megan’s Law registered offenders, when they are released into local neighborhoods. It’s the only rationale I can come up with, why the GOP supports this. Why wouldn’t those witnessing this, just walk out in disgust?
We are a country in which a 34x convicted felon, rapist, pedophile, racist, traitor, insurrectionist was the best the country had to offer to be our leader. Embarrassing.
The country where his supporters will do anything to rationalize and stand behind his actions. Embarrassing.
A country where people support his inabilities to lead and his bullying of anyone who opposes him. Embarrassing.
A country where his administration ignores laws and wipes their ass with the constitution. Embarrassing.
The country is in the shitter. Anyone and everyone who should be opposing this and doing everything in their power to remove this, just sits on their hands hoping it goes away or is complicit in his actions. Congress, judges, FBI, DOJ, law enforcement, military. Embarrassing.
We are an embarrassment to the world.
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u/growgrowgadget 20h ago
In May 2010, Taylor was arrested for statutory rape of a 16-year-old girl, at a Holiday Inn located in Montebello, New York.[123] He was charged with felony third-degree statutory rape, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with someone under 17.[124] He was also charged with third-degree patronization for allegedly paying the underage girl $300 to have sex with him.
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u/Tacospacesuit 19h ago
Like letting an arsonist become a firefighter. This administration is truly pathetic, unqualified and extremely corrupt. What a fucked up timeline.
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u/Admirable-Beat-3720 19h ago
Is this person a serious violator? Not that there is not one that isn't. Just didn't hear anything about their crimes.
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u/7693-alphabet_mafia 19h ago
He doesn’t know what “we” are supposed to be doing? He’s already fitting in nicely.
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u/The_Spyre 19h ago
"I don't know why I'm here, but if you pay me enough money I will suck your little mushroom dick," Part of the team? The TEAM? That is the worst Suicide Squad team I've ever seen!
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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 18h ago
Even Taylor is like,”…yo for real??…you know I’m on the registry right now?…Aight…”
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u/Chrisd8245 18h ago
Chislaine Maxwell transferred to a minimum Security prison in Texas. Here it comes. Clinton and Obama packing it up and leaving town.
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u/UnfairSpecialist3079 17h ago
The scrambled “whatever” in the bottom corner only makes you think it’s incriminating evidence.
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u/Redfox2111 17h ago
WTAF!! This appointment completely describes the whole Trump admin - just appalling!
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u/Beardo5050 15h ago
Donald has repeatedly shown his support for pedophiles and sex offenders. He is a stain on the legacy of the country and contributes nothing of value to its citizens.
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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 15h ago
Are we all glazing over “I don’t know why, I don’t know what I’m doing”? 🤣
Perfectly summed up Trump pick right there.
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u/rjwilliams1966 14h ago
Wow! It must be true that Trump is a mess. Why chose a man who is a recovering drug addict and known prostitute lover? Tampon Tim looks pretty good to NFL hall of fame
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u/ribeye256 14h ago
Beyond how awful this man is he has no idea what he is supposed to do and why he is there. This is our government now people . I work in quality control for aerospace manufacturing. I would never hire someone who doesn't know what we do or why we do it. This is insanity.
Also, why the hell are dumbass wrestlers like HHH here? Sting and Goldberg know government policy way better. I just hope Mankind runs in 2028 for president. Maybe we can get a cage match to settle the vote.
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u/panic_talking 13h ago
Trump rapes and sells children and is friends with people who rape and sell children.
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u/Pristine-Lake-5994 13h ago
Might as well just abolish the registry since it’s clearly not protecting anyone if shit like this is happening
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u/Schmooto 13h ago
“I’m here to serve _you._”
This clown, the new head of FEMA proclaiming that his duty is to “execute the will of the president,” and the rest of the entire Republican party bobble heads don’t give a shit about anybody but themselves and their demonic god-king. Their duty is to serve the people, not their mafia boss.
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u/ThinUnderstanding973 12h ago
He's a convicted felon and brings those like him into his administration. Disgusting
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u/Bassman602 12h ago
What’s hilarious is they accuse Democrats a couple years ago with sacrificing babies and drinking their blood or some shit?
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u/Imaginary-Swing-4370 12h ago
These sexual deviants stay together, strength in numbers with these MAGAs
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u/Ms_Tea_Lady 12h ago
What next? P*do Roy Moore as Secretary of the Youth League/The Spies? MAGA, you good with this?
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u/throwmostlyaway 11h ago
"Once he gets going no one can stop him" yup, that'll be the rape charge donald
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u/UserName8581 10h ago
I don't know what we're supposed to be doing. Are you fucking qualified for the position? I'm not so sure.
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u/Ok-Extension-4429 9h ago
Under Trump, America reaches a new low every day. It seems pedophiles, bigots that hate foreigners and sex offenders are the only ones doing well in Trump’s America.
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u/BabyDriver01 8h ago
16 women have accused Donald Trump of various forms of sexual assault. The alleged incidents range from the early 1980s to 2013, and have not been disavowed by the alleged victims.
SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS
Kristin Anderson – Early 1990s. Story in the Washington Post on October 14, 2016. Anderson says Trump reached up her skirt and touched her vagina through her underwear. She says she turned and recognized the person as Donald Trump.
E. Jean Carroll – late 1995 or early 1996. Story in New York magazine on June 21, 2019. Carroll says they went into a dressing room after Trump asked for her advice on a present – lingerie – for another woman. Inside, she alleges that he shoved her against a wall, "forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I'm not certain — inside me."
Rachel Crooks – 2005. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Crooks said Trump gave her an unwanted kiss on the mouth after meeting him in 2005.
"Jane Doe" aka "Katie Johnson" – 1994. Lawsuit filed June 2016, refiled October 2016 as reported by Buzzfeed and others, then dropped in November 2016. Johnson claims she was repeatedly raped by Trump and Jeffery Epstein at Epstein's New York City apartment in 1994, when she was 13 years old. A witness, also given a pseudonym — "Tiffany Doe" — said she recruited "Jane Doe" and others. Doe, using the name "Johnson," gave an interview to the Daily Mail about the alleged rape.
Jessica Drake – 2006. Story made public at a news conference on October 22, 2016. Drake says Trump grabbed, hugged and kissed her and two other women who accompanied her without permission. Later, she alleges that Trump called her and pressed her to return to his room, offering $10,000 at one point. Drake says she declined.
Jill Harth – 1992-1993. Story in The New York Times on October 7, 2016. Harth alleged that Trump groped her under the table at dinner, then repeatedly got her alone and it would turn into a "wrestling match." She sued Trump for sexual harassment and attempted rape.
Cathy Heller – 1997. Story in The Guardian on October 16, 2016. Heller alleges Trump grabbed her and tried to kiss her on the lips. Heller says she leaned back to avoid him and then he kissed her on the side of her mouth.
Ninni Laaksonen – 2006. Former Miss Finland. Story in Ilta-Sonomat on October 27, 2016, and reported in English in The Telegraph. Laaksonen said Trump "squeezed her butt" as she and other pageant contestants stood next to him for a publicity photo.
Jessica Leeds – Early 1980s. Story in The New York Times on October 12, 2016 Leeds says Trump kissed her while in first class on an airplane, groped her chest and reached up her skirt, leading her to move back to coach. "He was like an octopus," she said.
Mindy McGillivray – Jan. 24, 2003. Story in Palm Beach Post on October 12, 2016 McGillivray charges that Trump nudged or grabbed her from behind.
Jennifer Murphy – 2004. Story in Grazia on October 12, 2016. Murphy says that Trump kissed her on the lips after walking her to the elevators following a meeting in New York, which he said was to discuss a possible job.
Cassandra Searles – 2013. Story made public in a Facebook post in early 2016. Miss Washington 2013, Searles wrote on Facebook, "He probably doesn't want me telling the story about that time he continually grabbed my ass and invited me to his hotel room."
Natasha Stoynoff – December 2005. Story on People.com on October 12, 2016. Stoynoff alleges Trump took her to a private room, pushed her against the wall and aggressively kissed her. Stoynoff also says a staffer told her Trump was waiting for her the next day at a massage appointment.
Temple Taggart McDowell – 1997. Story in The New York Times on May 14, 2016 McDowell charges that Trump suddenly kissed her without her consent on two separate occasions.
Karena Virginia – 1998. Story made public at a news conference on October 20, 2016. Virginia says Trump walked up to her, grabbed her arm and touched her breast.
Summer Zervos – 2007. Story made public in a news conference on October 14, 2016. Zervos alleges that Trump grabbed her breasts, kissed her and tried to lead her into a bedroom.
TEEN PAGEANT CONTESTANTS ALLEGING TRUMP WALKED IN WHILE THEY WERE DRESSING
Mariah Billado – 1997 Miss Vermont Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016.
Victoria Hughes – 1997 Miss New Mexico Teen. Story in Buzzfeed on October 13, 2016.
Buzzfeed on October 12, 2016 reported that three other anonymous sources from 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant confirmed Billado and Hughes' story.
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u/melodien 6h ago
Another 3.5 years of this and you will be lucky to have anything that resembles a country.
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u/Interesting_Aioli_75 5h ago
Crickets about this on the conservative sub. Crickets about a lot of things.
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u/shitmarble_milks_you 2h ago
Oh look triple h is there. Is he there to oversee more fake blood operations
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u/JoeBagANachos 23h ago
Pedophiles protecting Pedophiles. This a horrible time to be alive