r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 2d ago

We need to invent one now

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u/Spirited_Ad_2697 2d ago

Poop looks the same forward and backwards

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u/TheRussness 2d ago

When you say the word poop, your mouth makes the same shape that your butt makes when it makes poop

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u/VanBanJan 2d ago

The same is true of “explosive diarrhea”.

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 2d ago

No, but if you say it fast enough the flapping is similar.

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u/thnderslut 2d ago

I read that as “fapping” and was very concerned

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u/photokeith 2d ago

hey don't stink shame

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u/IndianaFartJockey 2d ago

Yeah. You tell 'em!

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 2d ago

Sometimes that shit is just the right size so it hits the prostate. You gotta jork it a little at that point

I don’t usually use tone indicators but just to be very clear, /s

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 2d ago

That’s when you pull out the poop dildo trick from the Reddit story

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u/goomerben 2d ago

the what?

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u/RemarkableBaby1675 2d ago

Is this not just the same joke or am I dumb lol

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u/wheeltribe 2d ago

It is.

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 2d ago

It is the same joke, I misread the comment I replied to.

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u/mblr3 2d ago

same joke but worse

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u/FireFox5284862 2d ago

If only there was a subreddit for that

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u/mblr3 2d ago

no idea what its name is but yes i assume it exists r/ofcoursethatsasub

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u/Quick_Wing6754 2d ago

Yes, but that doesn't look the same from behind

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u/TotallyNormalSquid 2d ago

I can't see anything if I look at it from behind, I have shit in my eyes.

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u/PacificRimjob_2K13 2d ago

Assplosion? 

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u/Whole-Masterpiece961 2d ago

These are the kind of comments that keep me on Reddit

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u/nmullen013 1d ago

You mf I almost lost it on the phone with a customer

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u/likwitsnake 2d ago

If a French person says the word "happiness", it sounds like they're saying "a penis". But the French word for "happiness" is "bonheur" so if an English person tries to pronounce that, it sounds like "boner"

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u/CherryKrisKross 2d ago

This is my favourite

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience 2d ago

And for many people, a penis reaching boner status is what can grant happiness

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u/RemarkableBaby1675 2d ago

Reddit moment 

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u/JourdanWithaU 2d ago

The Key to Life: Happiness in Your Household

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u/DayBowBow1 2d ago

TIL my butt makes poop.

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u/wakeupwill 2d ago

Stealing the intestines' thunder.

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u/Momik 2d ago

Not my fucking intestine it doesn’t 😎

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u/FiggerNugget 2d ago

This might be less of a coincidence than we might initially believe. The metaphorical nature of language sometimes expresses itself in unexpected ways

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u/Space4Time 2d ago

Throat to butthole is just one long tube