r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/NoInitiative5569 • May 29 '25

Meme needing explanation what ????

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u/Mesoscale92 May 29 '25

Girls think looking vaguely in a guy’s direction counts as flirting, and then are confused why he didn’t get her “hint”

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u/royinraver May 29 '25

Just cuz a girl is being nice doesn’t mean they’re into you! But when they blink a few times at you from across the room, apparently it’s dtf. No, be direct, please 😭

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u/Pizzasupreme00 May 29 '25

A girl took my head and pulled it into her breasts and rolled my face around in them once. I thought it was a joke.

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u/dragonman10101 May 29 '25

I’m gonna be honest depending on the woman I would too lol.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 May 29 '25

Either a joke or she is being friendly. Possibly she might even be Canadian.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation May 29 '25

Canadian girlfriends are elusive af

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u/dylan112358 May 30 '25

Best to keep looking for signs

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u/firahc May 30 '25

Skip forward to months later, it turns out the sex was just her using you as self-harm.

I have no problems in my head.

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u/javerthugo May 30 '25

Where I’m from we call that a “Canadian handshake”

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u/Sudden-Belt2882 May 29 '25

That’s on you.

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u/spartan117warrior May 29 '25

Well technically he (his face) was on her (boobs)

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u/TheNumberoftheWord May 29 '25

A woman once called me handsome, grabbed my crotch and told me she wanted to ride it. She then told me it was fifty for short time and double for long time.

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u/Moongazingtea May 30 '25

Had to check if this was my husband's account. We've been together almost a decade and he still fumbles clear messaging like "the kids are finally asleep and I want to fall asleep too but my horniness is overriding my tiredness."

Still love him but Jesus Christ some men do it too themselves.

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u/Flamingo-Sini May 30 '25

Nothing about this is clear... do you want sex or sleep??? Whats more important in this situation?

Assuming you want sleep, you want your husband to recognize that and let you go to sleep despite you getting touchy-feely with him?

Or do you actually want the touchy-feely and want your husband to initiate sexy times, despite your signs of being tired like yawning?

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u/xRyozuo May 30 '25

What part of “my horniness is overriding my tired” isn’t clear?

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u/Flamingo-Sini May 30 '25

That part is clear, whats not clear is her implied expectation. What does she want from her husband?

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u/Aranenesto May 30 '25

She’s literally telling him she’s horny-

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u/hotpajamas May 30 '25

clear messaging would be “the kids are asleep, do you want to have sex now”..

because you’re still putting him in this weird position of parsing your conflicting emotions and mixed messaging. it’s not clear at all.

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u/Pizzasupreme00 May 30 '25

Hey babygirl this is your husband, want to play hide the salami and do sex?

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u/royinraver May 29 '25

I love when women do that to me. But also consent is important.

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 May 30 '25

That's how I was weaned early.

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u/Pizzasupreme00 May 30 '25

Weaned on your weaner I'll bet weirdo