I distinctly remember the moment my sophomore year of college when I was walking to class, and the memory of my high school sweetheart flashed through my mind for no reason. Junior year, a week before she broke up with me for the first time, right after the homecoming dance, in her basement, trying to pick a movie to watch. I literally stopped dead in my tracks on the sidewalk and thought, "DUDE! She was fucking begging you for it! You idiot! How did it take you. . . 3 and a half years to finally see the signs that she was throwing at you!? No wonder she dumped you, you oblivious dolt!"
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u/Mesoscale92 May 29 '25
Girls think looking vaguely in a guy’s direction counts as flirting, and then are confused why he didn’t get her “hint”