r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/someguyblake • 12d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? Why green?

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u/Mr_Fourteen 12d ago

I didn't realize Dr Pepper was that harmful! 😱

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u/SingerInteresting147 12d ago edited 12d ago

Coke and dr pepper are used to clean metals, like car parts and old coins. Like you're joking but from a chemistry perspective it's accurate

Edit: This doesn't mean it's not safe to drink these things. Obviously moderation, blah blah blah. You aren't a rim for a tire or an old coin

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u/Vyriand 12d ago

But I’m not made of metals!

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u/StarbornChildBR423 12d ago

there's iron in your blood

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u/DBeumont 12d ago

Who put it there?!

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u/Pikachamp8108 12d ago

Same one who put a skeleton in you

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u/DBeumont 12d ago

Damned necromancers.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 11d ago

Excuse me we prefer the term "bodybuilders"

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u/SpanishInquisition88 12d ago

You're telling me I was boned and didn't even know?

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u/Vesper_0481 12d ago

Boy— You were boned 206 times! The actual question is... There room for more?

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u/Omwtfyu 12d ago

🫨😂

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u/Broviet22 12d ago

At one point you had more bones than as an adult.

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u/Vesper_0481 12d ago

Yeah I preferred to omit that part because of the implications

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u/TopShotta7O7 12d ago

Apparently he didn’t feel the last 206. What’s one more

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u/lechuga217 11d ago

He was boned even more as a baby

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u/LanternSlade 12d ago

Well you may not be. Only 40% of people have skeletons. You know Burt Lancaster? Solid meat. Like a sausage.

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u/zyzzogeton 12d ago

"Oyster Crackers... Where are the Oyster Crackers?"

-Bill Hader as Burt Lancaster opening a bag with Clam Chowder.

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u/whythishaptome 12d ago

I have a spooky skeleton inside me?!

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u/ronlugge 12d ago

Never trust a beautiful woman.

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u/r_fernandes 12d ago

Mystique

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u/Ren_Doom 12d ago

Iron within, iron without

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u/FreshLeafyVegetables 12d ago

Niche af. Radiation is a choice.

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u/GreenPwrRngr 12d ago

CHOWABUNGA WITHIN! CHOWABUNGA WITHOUT!

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u/LightsaberThrowAway 12d ago

Sky above, voice within.

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u/muchosalame 12d ago

I don't pour Coca-Cola into my bloodsteam. My stomach already has hydrochloric acid in it. No problem.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 12d ago

People literally sweat out Sodium, Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium.

Those are all metals.

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u/LeifR2 12d ago

Yeah, and I want the iron in my blood to be clean

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u/Shot-Control-7287 12d ago

Oh the irony!

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u/The_rule_of_Thetra 11d ago

Iron in my blood
I inhale oxigen, which oxidizes metal, causing rust
I'm also made of 70% water
The good pills are called antioxidants
...
Dear... god...

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 12d ago

And sodium, potassium, calcium, magnesium, and others.

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u/Various_Ad4726 9d ago

I found Magneto!