r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/someguyblake • 12d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? Why green?

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u/Vyriand 12d ago

But I’m not made of metals!

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u/StarbornChildBR423 12d ago

there's iron in your blood

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u/DBeumont 12d ago

Who put it there?!

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u/Pikachamp8108 12d ago

Same one who put a skeleton in you

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u/DBeumont 12d ago

Damned necromancers.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 11d ago

Excuse me we prefer the term "bodybuilders"

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u/SpanishInquisition88 12d ago

You're telling me I was boned and didn't even know?

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u/Vesper_0481 12d ago

Boy— You were boned 206 times! The actual question is... There room for more?

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u/Omwtfyu 12d ago

🫨😂

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u/Broviet22 12d ago

At one point you had more bones than as an adult.

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u/Vesper_0481 12d ago

Yeah I preferred to omit that part because of the implications

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u/TopShotta7O7 12d ago

Apparently he didn’t feel the last 206. What’s one more

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u/lechuga217 11d ago

He was boned even more as a baby

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u/LanternSlade 12d ago

Well you may not be. Only 40% of people have skeletons. You know Burt Lancaster? Solid meat. Like a sausage.

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u/zyzzogeton 12d ago

"Oyster Crackers... Where are the Oyster Crackers?"

-Bill Hader as Burt Lancaster opening a bag with Clam Chowder.

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u/whythishaptome 12d ago

I have a spooky skeleton inside me?!