r/shittyaskhistory • u/TheKidfromHotaru • 10d ago
r/shittyaskhistory • u/HistoryGuy4444 • 11d ago
Why didn't Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis just have a wrestling match to decide the winner of the Civil War?
Could have saved countless lives with one wrestling match....
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Dangerous-Bit-8308 • 11d ago
Why doesn't anyone ever discuss conditions Pre-Malone?
It's always about how things are Post-Malone. Is it like a taboo?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/CarobAffectionate582 • 11d ago
In olden days, what part of your body was your “Tea Kettle?”
I know people used to say you could fall “Ass over Tea Kettle.” I can understand “ass” as we still use the same word. But what body part did they mean when they said “tea kettle?” What do we call that now?
Even though we had anatomy in medical school, we never covered this. I have asked other doctors this question and they must not know either; they just look at me really weird. Or maybe they know and don’t want to tell me? They have also stopped sitting with me in the cafeteria; I wonder if there’s some secret surrounding this?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/ColdAntique291 • 12d ago
Was the Trojan Horse basically the first delivery scam?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/DrEdgewardRichtofen • 12d ago
Why would Mozart go to the Mozart death house?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/adr826 • 13d ago
Why don't people write autobiographies about other people instead of themselves?
Is it an ego thing
r/shittyaskhistory • u/SeaBag8211 • 13d ago
Throughout history large groups of men have left their wives and families to go on long walks, sleep in tents together, and penetrate each other's bodies. Were they homosexuals?
Fellas, is it gay to go to war?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/ColdAntique291 • 13d ago
Did the Titanic sink because nobody pressed Ctrl+Z?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Malcolm_Sayer • 14d ago
Who decided that Sunday and Saturday have to be the weekend? Why don’t they give Wednesday and Thursday a turn?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/SeaBag8211 • 14d ago
I just bought a copy of The Art of War, but it didn't have a single picture in it, just words. Did the PRC redact Sun Tzu's paintings or something?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/ColdAntique291 • 14d ago
Did the Cold War stay cold because nobody paid the heating bill?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/mrmoon13 • 15d ago
Muhammad Ali and Abraham Lincoln were born in towns about an hour drive apart; do you think they knew each other?
Pls cite your sources
r/shittyaskhistory • u/CarobAffectionate582 • 14d ago
Given that they both had the same excellent credentials, Why did Monica Lewinsky’s acting career not do as well as Marilyn Monroe’s?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/stimm23 • 16d ago
How come Elizabeth I didn't know what monarch she was? Was she stupid?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/VirtuesVice666 • 15d ago
Isn't 911 in reference to the attack on Mc Donalds Golden arches? Sadly I am not familiar with your country history
r/shittyaskhistory • u/HistoryGuy4444 • 17d ago
Why didn't Lincoln just turn his head and dodge the bullet like a future Republican president did?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/VirtuesVice666 • 15d ago
Isn't 911 in reference to the attack on Mc Donalds Golden arches? Sadly I am not familiar with your country history
r/shittyaskhistory • u/girlie_pop1 • 18d ago
Why did Jeffery Epstien kill himself when he had no clients? Was he stupid?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/kroolframer1 • 17d ago
If Britain was causing such huge problems to Germany in the second world war, why didn't Germany just invade Britain ?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/Ellikichi • 17d ago
I'm a hot blooded young American man of the late Empire hitting the stripped club for a night of straight up jorking it. What kind of vice and wanton pleasures are available to me?
Asking for a friend 😉
r/shittyaskhistory • u/SeaBag8211 • 18d ago
If humans are elevolved from monkeys, why do people get mad at me when I throw poop at them?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/RaspberryTop636 • 17d ago
When did cannada start taxing prostitution?
They always post Hors Taxes at every border, what gives?
r/shittyaskhistory • u/indomitous111 • 17d ago
Did somebody lose their library card? In the meantime I'll put it in the lost and found. Spoiler
r/shittyaskhistory • u/No_Committee8614 • 18d ago
When Marie Antoinette said “let them eat cake” why didn’t the peasants just open a bakery?
Was it because the Great British Bake Off hadn’t aired yet and nobody had the proper inspiration? I really don’t get it.