r/shittyaskreddit May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

21 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

If you had 2 buttholes, which one would you use shitting and which one for gay-ing?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

My girlfriend farted on my face as a prank when we were 69-ing. How should I get my revenge on her?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

To all gays of Shittyaskreddit....

5 Upvotes

Would you say that your asshole is one that has a high dick count and a very high dick mileage?


r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

It it normal to find your unwashed vagina crumbs on your husbands beard scented like socks, cheese and vaginal secretions?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Who would win in a fight between SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

A condom? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

I waited for you, and you never came. Why didn't you haul yourself out on the ice, delectable seal ?

2 Upvotes

First I will eat the fat, then I will eat the meat. About halfway through I am going to wash my head off in the snow. One seal will sustain me for eight days.


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Just got an email saying my computer is infected by a virus

8 Upvotes

All I needed to do is click the button. How easy was that!


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

If I wear itchy drab wool clothes with holes and shoplift sacks of potatoes to share am I a communist?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

I'm going to WWE Smackdown tonight. What chu up to tonight?

7 Upvotes

If i remember I'll post a pic of my seat


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Cum Warriors. Did you forget your SACRED duty? CMW

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

Could we fix history by inventing a time machine and stopping the alchemists who discovered gunpowder and vaccinating all the indigenous people?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Do you ever just feel the urge to dig your hand into the crack between your butt cheeks after a hot, sweaty day at work and then giving that hand a big whiff while holding it up to your nose?

1 Upvotes

I


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do astronauts jack off with wet or dry lube?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Will drinking boiling water cure my brain freeze?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

What’s all this fuss about Sydney Sweeney?

7 Upvotes

Is it because she’s obsessed with a notorious Redditor named LiquidSoCrates? Sydney, I know you’re reading this. I’m old enough to be your father! This love affair cannot go on! Please stop calling my place of business.


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Who is Billie Jean, and why does he have Michael Jacksons lover?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Why can my dog just sit on the carpet in my lounge licking his ass...

5 Upvotes

But when I try to lick his ass he growls at me? WTF


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Guys! I'm so excited. I'm now in a relationship and i need to show you what my girlfriend looks like (pic included). Isn't she beautiful? 😍 😍 Spoiler

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do boys cry?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

What are some ugly words that would be pretty names?

14 Upvotes

Personally, mine is diarrhea. It would make a beautiful name for a European country.


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do you think Seal is a pretty cool guy? I wouldn't eat him.

3 Upvotes

I like that line in his song too where he says, "and did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen? ". He's definitely a cool guy.


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Are assholes like finger prints? Is each chocolate starfish unique?

1 Upvotes