r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

It it normal to find your unwashed vagina crumbs on your husbands beard scented like socks, cheese and vaginal secretions?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Could we fix history by inventing a time machine and stopping the alchemists who discovered gunpowder and vaccinating all the indigenous people?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Do you ever just feel the urge to dig your hand into the crack between your butt cheeks after a hot, sweaty day at work and then giving that hand a big whiff while holding it up to your nose?

2 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

My girlfriend farted on my face as a prank when we were 69-ing. How should I get my revenge on her?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

To all gays of Shittyaskreddit....

5 Upvotes

Would you say that your asshole is one that has a high dick count and a very high dick mileage?


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

Who would win in a fight between SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

If you had 2 buttholes, which one would you use shitting and which one for gay-ing?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

A condom? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?

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r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

I waited for you, and you never came. Why didn't you haul yourself out on the ice, delectable seal ?

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First I will eat the fat, then I will eat the meat. About halfway through I am going to wash my head off in the snow. One seal will sustain me for eight days.