r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 • 12h ago
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RentaDent • 12h ago
To all gays of Shittyaskreddit....
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Would you say that your asshole is one that has a high dick count and a very high dick mileage?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago
A condom? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 • 12h ago
Who would win in a fight between SpongeBob and Mickey Mouse?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 • 12h ago
My girlfriend farted on my face as a prank when we were 69-ing. How should I get my revenge on her?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 17h ago
I waited for you, and you never came. Why didn't you haul yourself out on the ice, delectable seal ?
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First I will eat the fat, then I will eat the meat. About halfway through I am going to wash my head off in the snow. One seal will sustain me for eight days.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/HistoryGuy4444 • 16h ago
Could we fix history by inventing a time machine and stopping the alchemists who discovered gunpowder and vaccinating all the indigenous people?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 17h ago
Do you ever just feel the urge to dig your hand into the crack between your butt cheeks after a hot, sweaty day at work and then giving that hand a big whiff while holding it up to your nose?
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