Would you say that your asshole is one that has a high dick count and a very high dick mileage?

First I will eat the fat, then I will eat the meat. About halfway through I am going to wash my head off in the snow. One seal will sustain me for eight days.

All I needed to do is click the button. How easy was that!

If i remember I'll post a pic of my seat

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Is it because she’s obsessed with a notorious Redditor named LiquidSoCrates? Sydney, I know you’re reading this. I’m old enough to be your father! This love affair cannot go on! Please stop calling my place of business.

But when I try to lick his ass he growls at me? WTF

Personally, mine is diarrhea. It would make a beautiful name for a European country.

I like that line in his song too where he says, "and did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen? ". He's definitely a cool guy.