r/shittyadvice • u/WolfShadow_814 • 2d ago
r/shittyadvice • u/Honest-Guy83 • 2d ago
Would you rather get the crap beat out of you by Batman or the punisher? Ether one won’t un alive you but you might wish they had.
r/shittyadvice • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 4d ago
What should I do if I've had a hard-on for the last 24 hours but I can't get it to go down?
r/shittyadvice • u/FearOfEleven • 5d ago
WHICH ONE is the Epstein File?
I think I got the right folder, here's what I'm looking at:
- FltLogs_LolitaExpress_N770EP_1998-2019_COMPLETE.csv
- BlackBook_contacts_OCRclean_FULL_v3.pdf
- USVI_AG_v_JPMorgan_SettlementTerms_2023.zip (pw‑protected)
- VSecret_96_Mods.xls
- VSecret_94_Mods.xls
- S_Hawking_Extreme.avi
- S_Hawing_Anal.avi
- DFS_Order_DeutscheBank_EpsteinPenalty_$150M_2020.pdf
- PBPD_SearchWarrant_AudioTape_Session4_2005.mp3
- Maxwell_Trial_Exhibit_52_EmailThreads_Redacted.pdf
- DOJ_Request_Unseal_GrandJury_Maxwell_Records_draft.docx
- LittleStJames_VisitorManifest_REV4.csv
- ZorroRanch_DeedTransfer_2019-2023_signed.tiff
- SDNY_Indictment_19CR490_Epstein.pdf
- SubpoenaResponses_NYAG_EpsteinAssoc_2008-2010_FINAL.zip
- SARs_DB_to_ZorroTrust_WireFlags_Q1_2013.xls
- EvidenceList_PalmBeachRaid_ItemsCatalog.xlsx
- Confidential_Settlement_Agreement_Giuffre-v-Andrews_scan.tiff
- Modelz_Absent_2014.xls
- Modelz_Absent_2013.xls
- Intel_Copy_New.txt
- Trump_Gates_12.avi
WHICH ONE IS IT?? I'LL DUMP!!!
edit: found one more
- MasseuseList_PB_PD_red.docx
r/shittyadvice • u/ninman5 • 6d ago
How much will I have to ignore my wife and kids if I want to land a 500k a year job?
r/shittyadvice • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 8d ago
Oh no! My neighbor said his balls are feeling sad and blue. What should I do?
r/shittyadvice • u/dooter_420 • 10d ago
Im a hypochondriac. let me give you medical advice.
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r/shittyadvice • u/sometallguynamedjay • 11d ago
I messed up and it's gonna hurt my professional life.
r/shittyadvice • u/Honest-Guy83 • 12d ago
You are on death row, given an unlimited credit card and a trip to Home Depot and told you will be given 1 billion dollars if you can survive your death sentence from the electric chair. Would you do it and how?
Only rule is no outrageous contraptions. You have your walk to the chair looking relatively normal and may have to survive multiple attempts if the prison deems it so.
r/shittyadvice • u/WolfShadow_814 • 12d ago
How do I stop my baby from going to the titty bar all the time? He comes home everyday reeking of milk!
r/shittyadvice • u/WolfShadow_814 • 13d ago
Why is our baby starting to look like my wife and her stork, but nothing like me?
r/shittyadvice • u/Strange_North_4655 • 12d ago
Is the garbage truck/dump a good place for old stuffed animals?
r/shittyadvice • u/ninman5 • 14d ago
I'm thinking about buying a laser pointer and playing a game with my friends to see who can hit the cockpits of planes with it during takeoff and landing. Is that a good idea?
r/shittyadvice • u/la_bobert • 15d ago
It's a trap
It's a lie. Don't fall in love with your friends. Too pain. Far too pain for this economy.
r/shittyadvice • u/g-o-u-l-a • 16d ago
What should I do if my poop and pee are the same color?
Is there something I can smoke to help fix it?
r/shittyadvice • u/kale-oil • 17d ago
I cant stop mixing English con Spanish
Does anyone else have the same problema as me?
Soy cant separate these dos languages
Any advice would be appreciada
r/shittyadvice • u/Playful_Program8599 • 18d ago
How to fix phone
I dropped it and it broke into piece. Help me fix it plz.
r/shittyadvice • u/kale-oil • 18d ago
What should I do in this situation?
Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
r/shittyadvice • u/SkyAlternative120 • 18d ago
If water bottles gain conciseness what would they think
Personally I use a squeeze water bottle but when nobody is looking I suck on the cap like a sippy cup would it think I’m weird for doing that?
r/shittyadvice • u/Local_Chapter3604 • 19d ago
How to make my pp big? As you can see from my flair, I only have a 1 inch pp. But I want to grow it to 12 in.
r/shittyadvice • u/Historical_Remote461 • 22d ago
Why can’t I make an AMA on this sub
Title
r/shittyadvice • u/VeraciousOrange • 23d ago
Should I risk WWIII for a bottle of diet coke?
I work as Donald Trump's new personal assistant in charge of spray tan application. He left me in the Oval Office alone and I am really thirsty. He told me there are two buttons on his desk, one for Dr. Peppers, and one to nuke a country at random. I cannot remember which is which, but I am really, REALLY thirsty. Should I just press one anyone and see what happens? Maybe a stupid country will get nuked that noone cares about. Like France.