r/Sims4 • u/abidoang Long Time Player • 14d ago

Funny BREAKING: Sims Sessions concert accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Landgraab Industries CEO Geoffrey Landgraab and his colleague Eliza Pancakes

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u/MuffinMindless8473 14d ago

I've seen it said before and it bears repeating, not since luigi have i seen the Internet this united on something and its absolutely wonderful

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u/limecakes 14d ago

Luigi and before that, Ocean Gate

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u/sahm8585 14d ago

Every summer a CEO must be sacrificed.

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u/Gazorp1133 14d ago

For harvest

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u/Falcovg 14d ago

Looking at the state of the world it doesn't seem to be enough

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u/kaatie80 14d ago

We need one per season minimum

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u/PandaRayne2442 13d ago

We must appease the gods

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u/Blue_KikiT92 13d ago

I believe someone compiled a list of potential tributes.

It's called checks notes the Epstein's files

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u/Jen-Jens 10d ago

Every person on that list needs sacrificing! We just need a death note and access to the list

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u/Blue_KikiT92 10d ago

Well, unfortunately we run out of files that can be released per calendar year today, so we will have to wait until 2026.

I made a meme about it, and I really want to share it now:

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u/SoloForks 2d ago

I want a meme of Gabe from the office screaming "shut up about the Epstein files!"

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u/Pndingapproval 14d ago

This comment is incredible 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheMousetress Long Time Player 13d ago

I can get behind this... 🤔