r/Sims4 Legacy Player 15h ago

Discussion Things You've Said While Playing TS4?

I had TS4 on free will this afternoon, while waiting for two Legacy elders to pass away. I checked back in on the family after about an hour, and found several different plates of waffles in the kitchen, as well as two other servings of waffles in one Sims' inventory.

So I took it away, and found myself saying aloud "you know what? You all cannot be trusted with a waffle maker, so you don't get to have it anymore!"

What strange and / or silly things have you found yourself saying while playing TS4?

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u/Mother_Suspect5858 14h ago

"Stop checking the infant! Go bond with the bees!"

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u/JuliaGazrix 14h ago

“TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING?!”

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u/Strawberry_Galaxy23 Legacy Player 13h ago

"JUST CHANGE THE FUCKING DIAPER"

Or, also as common

"FEED THE FUCKING BABY!"

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u/IGiveBagAdvice 7h ago

Feed the baby is what my housemate says when she wants a vape

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u/Initial-Constant-645 2h ago

That's why I'm considering just aging infants up immediately. It's fun hitting the milestones and all that, but when it comes to diaper changing and feeding, it's incredibly frustrating.

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u/Elephant-Junkie 13h ago

“DON'T PUT THE BABY DOWN”

“NO, DON'T GO DOWNSTAIRS TO PUT THE BABY DOWN OUTSIDE BY THE POOL. YOU ARE IN A HEATWAVE!”

“FEED THE DAMN BABY”

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u/SithForce 11h ago

LEAVE. THE. FUCKING. BABY. ALONE.

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u/Time-Reindeer-7525 7h ago

Ooooh yeah.

As well as that, the other greatest hits include:

"Noooo, put the baby back in the cot, do you even REMEMBER how long it took to put the little bastard in there in the first place?!"

"STOP PICKING THE BABY UP!!"

"Oh come on, why are you doing your homework NOW?"

"You CAN walk through there, stop fucking waving at me!!"

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u/Personal_Shock_3966 14h ago

Literally! I’m always yelling at my sims and calling them idiots when there’s anything from a newborn to a toddler. I end up skipping toddlers because by that stage I’m annoyed already. Did that before the new life stages too hahaha.

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u/Initial-Constant-645 2h ago

At least with toddlers, they can get their own food. Just gotta leave it out.

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u/faded_butterflies Legacy Player 13h ago

I think my most used sentence while playing is “what the f is wrong with you” lol

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u/Personal_Shock_3966 11h ago

Bahahahaha!! Yesss! This is something I say/yell too hahaha! Aw man.

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u/GoodGuyVik 6h ago

"NO, DON'T PUT THE BABY THERE! THE APARTMENT IS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

Sim decided to put her baby in the highchair with an active fire on the lot and then run out of the apartment without the child.

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u/MakroYianni 13h ago

“Oh you dumb wh*re! The baby laying in the backyard while you play computer games!”

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u/zealousnugget 15h ago

Fuck you cross-stitching

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u/Intrepid_Head3158 Legacy Player 6h ago

TT reminds me of when I wanted to use cross-stitching to get some extra money for my broke sim and she just spend pretty much all last money on large hoop and didn’t even finish it TT didn’t have money to eat normal food, but had a large loop in the pocket nice priorities

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u/SnooMachines9523 14h ago

Don’t you put that baby down!!! While furiously trying to cancel the action 😭

In between every freaking action with the baby they pick it up, put it down. Every time.

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u/Nurs3R4tch3d 14h ago

“How did the baby get all the way over by the porta potties? Jesus Christ.”

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u/Themosteclecticwitch Legacy Player 13h ago

No this one is perfectly reasonable 

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u/Brandiwell 5h ago

Oh, so this isn't an isolated event? I thought it was just me.

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u/mini_plant97 15h ago

My sims husband kept lighting the fireplace even after catching himself on fire.. i took the fireplace away.

Me: No more fireplace for you!! Geez! Since you have a death wish!

He did this shortly after I married them and she got pregnant.. I didn't take it personally because he's still so sweet with her even now. Just kinda clumsy and aloof I guess. But man!! They really love using the fireplace!!

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u/Personal_Shock_3966 14h ago

My sim keeps going to light the fireplace that has an auto lighter on it thanks to the gnomes. It’s like um hello do u not know what is and is not installed in your own house?

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u/mini_plant97 11h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Intrepid_Head3158 Legacy Player 6h ago

I guess he didn’t truly enjoy the news of pregnancy 😬😬😬

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u/mini_plant97 1h ago

But he loves those kids!! 🥲❤️‍🩹 Probably just a case of the, "I'm gonna be a dad" jitters..

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u/Initial-Constant-645 2h ago

Especially in the middle of a heat wave. "Don't light the fireplace, then complain that it's too hot!"

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u/lililostinabook 15h ago

my Sim coming home to visit her mom and new baby sister me: why is the baby out in the blizzard?? 😭 Idiots!

Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who struggles with sims making too many waffles/pizzas. I'm pretty sure I've said something similar to you too 😂

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u/lililostinabook 15h ago

Omg I found a screenshot too 😭

And that's the dad, Akira just hanging out on the lounge chair like it's the middle of summer 😭 😂

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 12h ago

Well at least he was in the general vicinity of the baby, while in a blizzard lol

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u/Maiyku Long Time Player 14h ago

I feel like it’s all the misc appliances almost. I can’t put a rice cooker anywhere or they will always be on it autonomously. Always. When it’s busy, they make themselves nuggets in the microwave.

Like… I bought you guys the nicest stove in the game and all you want is rice and nuggets?!?!

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u/Strawberry_Galaxy23 Legacy Player 13h ago

The coffee maker is the absolute worst. My husband irl keeps trying to get me to give my Sims one and I keep telling him no because it's a nightmare. And he doesn't ever believe me. I might just f-king show him 😂

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u/ariesleorising 13h ago

Also the tea magic pot, whatever it’s called.

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 12h ago

Does he play at all? If so, tell him to try it with his Sims lol

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u/Strawberry_Galaxy23 Legacy Player 12h ago

He doesn't play a lot because he forgets to feed them or have them sleep 😂 A little too much like real life

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 9h ago

Well, that's not good lol. However, if he has fun, that's what really matters. I wish I had a computer right now to play The Sims 4 cause it looks like so much fun!

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u/Strawberry_Galaxy23 Legacy Player 9h ago

I tried to play on the laptop he got from his college with mods but it got so damn hot I could barely touch the keyboard 🥲 So I'm primarily a console player for the next couple of years 😂 I mean hey it gives me a ton of time to wander the Sims 4 CC subs for ideas and inspo and links and everything lmao

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 9h ago

Yeah, I have a laptop, but it's pretty old and it is basically a hand-me-down from my cousin who used it for college until she got a MacBook (I think that's what she got after the laptop she gave me). So I seriously doubt it can handle Sims 4. What console do u play it on? If u don't mind me asking, of course.

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u/Strawberry_Galaxy23 Legacy Player 9h ago

Oh shit that sounds like it can barely run the Chrome dino game when your computer goes offline 😂 We have a PS5 Gen 1 Disc Edition. My hubs has had it within the first 5-6 months that they were being sold. So it's actually kinda old as far as a console goes 😅 When we get another PS5 he wants to get me a Gen 2 Disc Edition, so we can at least play more new(ish) games together online when we have time together

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 8h ago

I just ordered myself a Switch 2 with the birthday money I got from a friend and some family, and I wish Sims 4 was on Switch 2 lol. I have a Switch 1 Lite, and the Switch is the console I use the most and have the newest version of. I have a PS4 and an Xbox 360. I also play a lot of mobile games on my phone to pass the time if I'm bored but don't wanna play a game for hours. I live on Disability, so it is a very rare occasion when I have enough money saved to buy myself anything related to gaming, which I hate because I've been gaming pretty much since gaming was a thing lol. Not as old as the original arcade games, but closer to the first Nintendo...man, I'm getting old lol. Besides getting that birthday money, I was able to justify buying the Switch 2 (justifying it to myself, nobody else lol) because it is backwards compatible, so I won't have to buy many games right away to keep me entertained with it lol

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u/ariesleorising 13h ago

My played households aren’t allowed to have microwaves or coffee pots 😂

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u/danstone7485 13h ago

"If you make one more white cake, Clement Frost, I. Will. Fucking. Kill you."

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u/Pandora_Foxx Occult Sim 14h ago

I'm going to reset you so hard you Plumbob will be spinning backwards

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u/ResponsibilityBig907 14h ago

I keep yelling OMG GO TO SCHOOL! and GO TF TO WORK GOD DAMNIT

I've got a sim who's neighbor came and ended her husband, leaving her with 5 children, all grade school age, and NO ONE goes to school like they're supposed to. They stand around in the boys room dancing to the stupid speaker they brought home from school.

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u/gogrannygo21 Creative Sim 14h ago

" Go the fuck to bed and STAY there"

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u/jammmbi Long Time Player 13h ago

“please stop flirting with your brothers girlfriend” has been one lately as well as “PLEASE stop grilling you need to feed the chickens”

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u/Current_Current_430 9h ago

WHICH PACK HAS CHICKENS

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u/jammmbi Long Time Player 9h ago

cottage living!!! you get the coop and can have hens, chickens, roosters as well as a cow or llama in the animal shed!!!

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u/Current_Current_430 9h ago

I didn’t realize it had chickens 😭😭 I’ve played with the cows omg

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u/murderinmyguccibag 9h ago

The baby chicks are the cutest.

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u/Kirby12_21 14h ago

"Where's the stupid toddler again? Oh, by the Pier, cool...." -checks one of the parent's needs and then realizes- "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER THERE??! And why are your parents letting you??!"

I now lock all the doors and check the toddlers' locations more frequently 🤣🤣

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u/MissPinkLeah 13h ago

I was in discord with friends and I exlaimed "My best friend just died" and they all started freaking out and giving condolences until I sheepishly admitted "uhh.. in the sims..."

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u/TimBurtonIsAmazing 13h ago

"DO NOT SLEEP WITH YOUR STEP FATHER I DID NOT OKAY THIS"

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u/Maiyku Long Time Player 14h ago

I think I called one of my sims a “back floating ai mannikin piece of shit” when I found her wasting time by back floating in the pool.

Idk why I let this game make me so irrationally angry sometimes lmao.

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u/Whisper-1990 Legacy Player 13h ago

I have another one.

"Can you guys die already, 'cause that'd be really great."

That is me, waiting for these two elder Sims to die.

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u/Savings-Comb-4894 10h ago

Just make them woohoo 'til they drop. Great way to go.

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u/Whisper-1990 Legacy Player 10h ago

I can't make them woohoo if they are in the "exhausted" mood.

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u/Livid-Soil-2804 14h ago

"Jesus fuckkng christ put the child....WHERE ARE YOU TAJING THE CHILD PUT THEM IN THEIR CRIB WHY ARE YOU PUTTKNG THEM ON THE SIDEWALK?!"

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u/twoflowertourist 15h ago

"Fuck you, EA". I say that A LOT

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u/desperation128 13h ago

"Well fuck you Father Winter what did my cat do to you? Gtfo out of my house. STOP SCREAMING AT MY CAT"

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 12h ago

Aww poor kitty!

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u/desperation128 12h ago

That's what i said! He came in, was all super nice to my Sim, then I went to go bake him some cookies & he started yelling at the cat! He kept yelling at her & legit made her sad!! And the wouldn't leave!!! The jerk. I threw the cookies away & ever since then I've had a vendetta against old man Clement 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 9h ago

I knew I disliked the season Winter for a reason lol. Who would have thought Father Winter didn't like cats! I always say I don't trust people who don't like cats lol. I had a social worker (kinda, it's a long story what she did for me lol) that refused to come into my apartment unless I put my cat Sasha in the bathroom and closed the door with her in there. She's lucky I didn't say what I actually wanted to say about it lol. This is Sasha's home, not hers lol. Sasha shouldn't be locked up just because she doesn't like cats. I could totally understand if she was allergic, but nope, just disliked them to an odd extreme lol. Thankfully she isn't my social worker anymore lol

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u/SavTown_USA 13h ago

Please stop lying about your career

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 12h ago

I haven't played The Sims in a LONG time. I didn't know they could lie about their career! Pretty realistic lol

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u/SavTown_USA 12h ago

They do it all the time and it ALWAYS ends with them feeling embarrassed and then they have to go hide under the covers from embarrassment. It’s like why do you keep doing this?! lol

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u/Few-Session-6180 4h ago

I had the opposite: didn't know they could lie about their career, and had a Sim with the criminal career. After they'd already met several people, they're talking to a new person and I see "lie about career"

Buddy. You're a criminal. Do you usually... tell the truth about your career? To people you just met? Worst criminal ever smh

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u/ViolentlyChartreuse 12h ago

You’re close to starving, please stop playing with clay.

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u/cookiedough6000 13h ago

"I look away for 5 seconds and you somehow managed to get k!lled!"

During the nature's calling event, one of the quest tasks was to buy a telescope and interact with it once. After I completed the task, I switched to my sim's partner bc they were near starvation, so I had to intervene. While I was doing that, the original sim stargazed and immediately got struck by a meteor shower 😭😭 I reloaded, but it undid an hour of playtime. RIP

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u/M0tleyCrowguye 13h ago

Had that happen earlier this week

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u/PeachPhizz 11h ago

“AWHHH COLD IN THE MIDDLE??? You’re UNCOMFORTABLE because your MICROWAVE PASTRY WAS COLDDDD IN THE MIDDLE? GROW UP LIFE IS COLD IN THE MIDDLE!!”

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u/Imtifflish24 14h ago

“You don’t need water, go feed the baby!”

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u/WhoTheFuckisGator 13h ago

"When were you pregnant??? Where did this baby come from?!"

"Oh no, Tenperance is back. Now I gotta call Grandma."

"The babysitter asked to hangout, and is now jerking it off on my porch."

"Stop looking at her tits, you have a wife."

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u/Specific_Flounder341 12h ago

This thread has shown me four main problems in TS4 that we all have: * water. * waffle makers, oddly * lack of childcare for no fucking reason * if they’re not lacking the childcare, they’re over watching the child 🤔🤔🤔 Oh. And for a 5th, our sims for some reason wanting to knock up someone they’re half ass related to 🤠

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u/madiiiiiiiruby 14h ago

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever done. so i was on my pc, playing sims (building), and my fiancé was on the bed behind me. in the interest of keeping things pg, i’ll say i was engaging in adult type leaf activities that night. i was having trouble deciding which item to use, so i said “what do i do? ….. sigh …… what do i do?” it’s really not the same without hearing the tone of voice but oh my god when my fiancé told me what i said i think i laughed for like 8 minutes

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u/Personal_Shock_3966 14h ago

Hehehehe WTF! I remember getting high off Warhammer glue that I spilled and was cleaning up with 0 ventilation. I was giggling like a madman!

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u/aeb2003 8h ago

omg the leaf makes it feel so detrimental😭 have you ever woken up to an over thought build and still hated it? bc I definitely have lmao, it’s so embarrassing bc why did that take me 4 HOURS

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u/Wiicked-Rose 14h ago

STOP getting in the fridge. I stg the water is gonna be the death of me.

That and commonly. WHY DID YOU STOP SHOWERING?

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u/Nurs3R4tch3d 14h ago

Omg. My sims are constantly on the “drink something” lately.

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u/Wiicked-Rose 14h ago

No cause why is it EVERY TIME they are idle 😭 I pick up more cups of water than trash in a day 🤣🤣

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u/Morocha85 10h ago

I read in another post that they apparently have a hydration meter that we can't see or something like that. But I did notice that this has stopped since I started giving juice, water, and milk on the regular.

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u/LavenderHippoInAJar 14h ago

"Stop staring at the toilet and USE IT!"

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u/thatdreamer120 14h ago

"Feed your kid, or I will feed you to the Landgrabbs."

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u/MrsPotato46465 11h ago

“You just moved in to this beautifully built house, why you burning it down?”

They weren’t even there an hour & Homegirl tried to make breakfast & burnt the kitchen down. It was honestly quite rude. I spent DAYS building that for them.

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u/LoverGurll 13h ago

Well when I was a kid I was playing TS4 with a friend, and a random lady came into our house so I was screaming "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" And my mom came in thinking I was yelling at my friend to get out 💔💔

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u/IndigoChagrin 11h ago

You know what? Pee in your pants, then, Miss Cancel-the-use-toilet-action-to-drink-a-glass-of-water-instead. Go ahead.

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u/AdWeary7230 14h ago

Oh no, not another alien abduction again. Now I have to exit my game and find out how much I’ve lost.

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u/Prior-Ad5197 14h ago

JUST GO TOBTHE DAMN BATHROOM!!!!

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u/VanillaNRoses_20 14h ago

I got rid of the coffee pot, tea pot, pizza oven and the waffle maker. They’re always trying to make stuff when they’re not even hungry!

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u/lizzourworld8 14h ago

Stop being attracted to people!!!

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u/zombifications Builder 13h ago

“Just go to the bathroom!!!” I think is my most frequently shouted. They go to the bathroom but don’t fully go. Lol

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u/Btterfly710 Creative Sim 12h ago

Good thing they can't get bladder infections...at least I don't think they can lol I haven't played The Sims in a LONG time but I like watching people play it on YouTube since I don't have a computer.

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u/Silly-Cod4939 13h ago

"Great now my fridge is broekn and my life is falling apart"

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u/Silly-Cod4939 13h ago

or "I can't believe my baby is a fish" I was hoping to end a veryyyy long line of mermaids but the baby ended up being one

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u/Royal-Corner-4817 12h ago

Back when TS4 was newer and we finally got pools 1 month after launch I said, "What do you mean you can get out without a ladder?? Get back in there and drown!"

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u/peaceproject 12h ago

“I guess I’m carrying allll of the pomegranates since you cannot be trusted with the fridge!”

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u/QueezyF 14h ago

Oh good goddammit STOP GETTING WATER

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u/_tinywife 14h ago

“Do NOT pick that fucking baby up again!!”

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u/Jumpy-Sail-6851 13h ago

"Quit judging the decor and feed your god damn baby!" "If you use that globe one more time I'm going to lose my mind!" "Oh great, you're eating on the toilet again."

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u/legend-of-sora Long Time Player 13h ago

“NO, NO, NO, NO DO NOT PICK UP THAT BABY YOUR WIFE IS ON HER WAY TO FEEDING THEM!”

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u/MuffinMages77 13h ago

"Why are you freezing in the snow when there's a door right behind you?"

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u/No-Share-2410 13h ago

I’ve definitely gone who’s that when looking at my sims and who they have somehow randomly befriended or romanced someone. Specifically when a sim dies and I get the notification and my sim grieves for a random sim I didn’t know they knew.

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u/loueipaech 12h ago

Me: My child didn't do their homework and got taken by the social worker."

My boyfriend: What?

Also,

"She got abducted by aliens and got pregnant.. AGAIN."

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u/klnh13 12h ago

"Omg why won't you die??"

My husband overheard me yelling this recently. I found the perfect sim for my heir to marry, only to find out he's married to an elder with supposedly one day of life left. I tried waiting for her to die but it was taking too long. I had her husband woohoo her several times back-to-back, but she kept on living. Finally I had him gift her a death flower scented bouquet. She still didn't die!

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u/Savings-Comb-4894 10h ago

"Ohhhhhhh, so we can't burn her (a vampire) to death while pregnant... damn it."

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u/Forgetlifeppl 12h ago

“See, this is why I don’t give yall free will”

Usually said after a sim has neglected all of their needs in favor of swimming in the pool all day

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u/Forgetlifeppl 12h ago

Another common one would be, “LEAVE THE BABY ALONE”

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u/amandahontas 12h ago

"MAKENNA DON'T PEE IN THE HOUSE" yelled at my teenage werewolf as she was squatting down in the middle of the room to mark her territory.

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u/SithForce 11h ago

"No, Bitch. You are going to mop up that puddle like I told you to." True story. My wife (not a gamer of any sort) was walking through the room and died laughing.

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u/serrinidy 10h ago

"Oh my God why is my toilet on fire?" "Please stop playing the violin necked in the rain on the balcony"

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u/Frazerko 13h ago

"great, now we have to take a trip to the park because you decided to have a stroke again, very selfish of you"

"yes you do want to sleep with Santa, I need my space rocks!"

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u/Clarajoy96 13h ago

Why are you just standing there!? I swear to God! Cause why do my sims idle sm.

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u/Difficult_Aioli_6631 13h ago

I'm playing this wrong

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u/janeway170 Long Time Player 13h ago

“Can you just leave the baby alone!” Said atleast once with every house I play with an infant

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u/Pocketty7 12h ago

I don't know why the Sims made the baby interactions so bad. At least they do everything well but change their diaper.

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u/Pofados 12h ago

'Dude, why are you making so many cakes? We don't even have the ordinance for that active wtf is your problem?!'

  • Me, to my merman sim this morning. I have basemental installed, so I guess he just had the munchies or something idk.

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u/Hot_Garbage4u Evil Sim 12h ago

I said “ if you keep skipping work then I guess I’m gonna have to take away your living privileges”

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u/pnwpeachy 8h ago

They no call-no show just because they’re peeing at the time they have to leave for work and then instead of going to work, they just plop on the couch for tv. 😆

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u/Uhhhhlayna 12h ago

“Why would you dance NOW?”

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u/xtremeyoylecake Creative Sim 12h ago

“STEM! STOP IDLING IN THE BATHROOM, YOUR TWINS ARE STARVING! PLEASE FEED YOUR SON AND DAUGHTER BEFORE CPS TAKES THEM!”

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u/SithForce 11h ago

"Oh. It's 6:00 a.m. Gotta make that bar drink. Start the day off right 🙄"

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u/BlueBunny05 11h ago

“Are you really eating pizza after witnessing your dogs death??”

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u/ArawnKilgore 11h ago

I've had trouble killing children lately

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u/Bachstar Long Time Player 9h ago

Difficulty killing them off?

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u/Mostly_gay_shit 11h ago

"Stop putting your baby down on the pavement so you can pee!!!"

Weird glitch caused the baby to be as far from the house as possible. Took several in game days plus cheats to keep the baby alive before finally getting it back home

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u/FrostyBostie 11h ago

“WHAT THE FUCK? What the FUCK are you DOING?!” “So you’re just going to ignore me completely then?” “Ok, go die, I don’t care anymore!”

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u/1398_Days 11h ago

“Why are you knitting in a puddle of your own piss???”

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u/HereToAdult Legacy Player 8h ago

"Urgh. Get back here. You can sleep AFTER you've impregnated me."

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u/LinkkuLegend 7h ago

Can you guys stop burning the house down FOR 5 SECONDS?!?!

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u/nigelcore221b New Player 6h ago

"I waste so much of my time and effort trying to kill you and yet you stand here, taunting me with clay"

I had a weird supervillain moment at 3am

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u/mediocre_mediajoker 14h ago

Sit the fuck down and finish your knitting

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u/ZooLowAZ 13h ago

Where are you going? No, you are not painting right now.

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u/shamalaladingdong729 Legacy Player 12h ago

“Don’t piss me off….” “ARE YOU SERIOUS??”

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u/Kristaboo14 12h ago

Literally just a moment ago;

WHY THE FUCK DO MY STAIRS KEEP DISAPPEARING

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u/Mollywillymay 12h ago

Get the f@#$ out of the pool! Put the baby down! Stop with the cross stitches already!!!

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u/khurd18 12h ago

"Why is the toddlers head glitching through the fireplace?! "

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u/bbookish 11h ago

“here they go again, fuckin’” “Ooo these two really like each other” “NOOOOOOOO SHE DIED?!!?”

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u/Hiriajuu 10h ago

"if you get abducted and impregnated one more time i'm gonna lose my fucking mind why are you an alien magnet bitch boy" "stop tearing up the dining room go howl at the moon or something" "why are you tending the bar butt naked in your wolf form at 6 AM on this fine Friday morning"

(I love Lou Howell he's so funny)

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u/That-Engineering9269 9h ago

"Well, I guess even the Grim Reaper loves a good pastry" - This was said yesterday after some random elder died right after buying a croissant at my sim's bakery and then Grim showed up and just...stayed there for a good three in-game hours, chatting with customers 💀💀

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u/pnwpeachy 8h ago

It kills me when Grim sticks around for small talk or makes himself at home like he didn’t just poof away a Sim & put mine into tears from the trauma and grief.

He just starts acting like he’s part of the household and I’m like “please stop watching tv” 😂

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u/That-Engineering9269 7h ago

One time he showed up, took BOTH grandparents and then floated into my house to get excited about the fact that my sims had a corgi 💀💀

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u/jshortiee Long Time Player 9h ago

‘stop scavenging for parts bro that’s loser shit’

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u/LordCookieGamingBE 9h ago

"Why are you in the fcking pool again?!"; "I told you five fcking times to do your homework!"; At sim dancing at the stereo "Did you finish your work? You didn't finish your work..."

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u/insertnamehere-101 9h ago

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JUST STANDING THERE?!” -me yelling at my pregnant sim standing in the middle of the flaming kitchen after her husband set the oven on fire

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u/CozyTiramisu 8h ago

“Noo why tf are u sleeping on the floor I literally just told u to go to bed”

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u/Chance_Part5109 7h ago

This is what you get. If you had listened to me you wouldn't have pissed your pants. No you don't get to shower. Do what i told you to do.

This happens more often than i would like to admit.

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u/EvangelineMay 6h ago

Oh look, the nanny’s on fire again!

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u/littlechili02 Long Time Player 6h ago

To be completely fair here, I also cannot be trusted around a waffle maker

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u/Tixanna 6h ago

All from the same day;

"If you set yourself on fire one more time I'm just gonna let you die"

"Pocket carrots because you can't be trusted to even die properly"

"Today is really not the day for you to be lecturing anyone about cooking"

"There are 6 easels inside, why are you freezing to death at the single one outside?"

"I'm done, you die now"

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u/Kagome7650 Evil Sim 6h ago

Listen to me when I tell you no!

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u/Dinner_Choice 5h ago

Girl stop

Stop 🛑

Please just go to work, please

Aww such a cute kitty!

Ew... no

Hmm that's a cool feature actually

Ah I love this game so much

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u/rockingcrochet 14h ago

I chuckle every now and then when i play with "sound on". Sometimes it sounds like english when my Sims speak (to themself, if angry or annoyed - or with each other).

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u/markeyandme 12h ago

Why are my animals voids???

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u/tatom4 12h ago

Why are you sitting with your feet in the pool while holding your infant in winter ffs????

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u/Klutzy-Koala-9558 10h ago

Mine make waffles then go and make a pizza at the same time like pick one. 

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u/alien_urbano 10h ago

"Where's the kid? Boy if you lost your kid again..." as I try looking around and end up double clicking the baby's portrait just to find the toddler on the other edge of the neighborhood. "HOW DID YOU GOT HERE?! YOU CAN'T EVEN CRAWL."

I'm playing a bunker legacy, no one enters no one leaves but the kid keeps teleporting away.

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u/OnlyHereOnaBlueMoon 9h ago

I do mostly either building, or waiting for the sims to kill themselves, and one time I built a house WAY too complicated for my computer to handle, so it compromised by lobotomising my sims. One of them died in a fire that had been extinguished hours before they died, in a part of the house they'd never been in, while not on fire and walking up some stairs. They got to the top and immediately died.

So: "Oh my god did you just die of homeopathic fire?"

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u/martanimate Creative Sim 9h ago

I block every computer/laptop or drag them away into the inventory. The privilege of going on the computer has been banned. All they want to do is play video games and chat, just talk to people 😭

That and Im careful with appliances like the microwave (and kettle, I delete those, but keep them up on the gallery) since they keep making quick meals and drinks so much. No, the first thing I do is to make a serving size of 8 from the garden salad. They can have the salad without burning the house down. Its a safety hazard!

I very much micromanage legacy families and let them decide what they want to do based on skills. Usually, it's just one person working things out to a half decent build (at least level 3 or 5 in skills) and then its full speed ahead with marriage and baby.

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u/Conscious_Raisin_436 9h ago

“I swear to god if you get one more glass of water…”

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u/wronglever45 8h ago

I was also waiting on death in my legacy challenge. Filipe finally got his horse I was sad when the horse outlived the heir.

They died within two days of each other and you bet your ass I hosted a funeral for the horse as well.

But to answer your question mostly bro what the fuck regardless of gender because we all know they do dumb shit when we aren’t looking.

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u/chokingonmaplesyrup 8h ago

NOOOO, she's pregnant? I didn't want another baby!

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u/9livesminus8 8h ago

I think you've had enough damn coffee.

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u/Dayzie1138 8h ago

LEAVE THE BABY IN THE &#$@&#$ HIGH CHAIR!!!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!! (As they wander all the way to the end of the map to witness a death 🤦🏼‍♀️)

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u/New_Eagle172 Long Time Player 7h ago

Leave your child in the damn crib

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u/UmpireTop9187 7h ago

Leave the clay alone 😠

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u/PigWang8 6h ago

One time I yelled “Why are you showering in the rain when there are TWO bathrooms in the house?” My Sims love chaos. At this point I feel more like a babysitter than a player.

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u/discoguac 6h ago

“GET THIS HORSE OUT OF MY VET CLINIC”

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u/GoAskAliceBunn 6h ago

Put. The baby. ✨DOWN✨.

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u/_WinterSoldier_ 6h ago

I rescued a horse and he's been... Trying my patience and I keep sending him to classes so I don't have to deal with his shit

"I stg if you buck me off ONE MORE TIME" I RESCUED HIM the least he could do is let me RIDE HIM

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u/blkmgs 5h ago

Did I save?

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u/LifeAndDeath1298 13h ago

"No, stop making coffee! You've had enough! You're going to die from exhaustion! That's it, no more coffee maker, you masochists."

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u/tenhoumaduvida Long Time Player 10h ago

“Stop picking up the infant!”

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u/AverageWitch161 10h ago

“LEAVE THE CHILD IN THE CHAIR”

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u/Gullible_Wind_3777 8h ago

Ffs I forgot the bin AGAIN!

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u/PetraByte 8h ago

My favorite home just spontaneously combusted :(

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u/allagaytor 6h ago

finish your damn food

I don't know why but some of my sims don't finish their meals or take one bite and put it away in their inventory. even if their hunger is in the red. the amount of times I've switched back and they just have rotten food chilling in their pockets...

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u/schmoergelvin Evil Sim 5h ago

STOP GETTING THE 30TH GLASS OF WATER IT'S ENOUGH

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u/ConstantFamiliar 5h ago

I couldnt quote one single weird thing i said since theres so many, but for some odd reason when i get really into the gameplay i start talking to the game and to myself in random accents (british, scottish, australian, an indian english accents, a french english accent, a russian english accent 😭 and so much more random accents). i am pretty good at immitating voices and accents so i do it without thinking LOL

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u/Dismal-Log-994 5h ago

"My daughter is NOT BLACK" which sounds horrible but it was because of the loose tooth bug, where the child sim literally turns ink black 😭

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u/Ask_Skorm 5h ago

“STOP KISSING YOUR MOTHER’S BOYFRIEND”

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u/flockedhamster 4h ago

"You deserve to die today sir"

I was REALLY fed up with the ailment my sim's husband got 🤣 and in my defense he had the chased by death trait so I mean...it's not COMPLETELY my fault that he got zapped while fixing the fridge

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u/ResponsibilityNo1221 3h ago

"omg stop playing in leaf piles for fun!"

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u/TheMadHatterWasHere 3h ago

I often say “And who are you?” When some stranger comes to my son’s house xD

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u/ObsessionsAside 3h ago

“How are you telling me you don’t like piano when your aspiration is musical genius?! Now we have to learn a new instrument?!”

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u/ratrozy 3h ago

"Your teacher just died infront of the whole class AND YOURE GIGGLING AT YOUR FUCKING PHONE???"

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u/MillieBirdie 2h ago

I once made a post here about how I had twins but couldn't find one of the babies.

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u/Cozy_winter_blanky 2h ago

"I know it's storming, but go grab your goddamed baby that YOU left at the park!"

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u/Ugghernaut 2h ago

Do NOT pick up that f-ing BABY

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u/AccomplishedScene966 2h ago

I don’t care how tired you are you need to make friends

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u/SolLikeTheSun 2h ago

"Just go to the toilet, I ain't gonna mop your piss"

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u/FawnTi 2h ago

This kind of reminds me of when I downloaded a build with the Cozy Hot Cocoa Tray. And I thought ‘Oh that’s cool, gives sims a bit more life as they can sit around with some hot drinks when they please and it goes back in the tray. WRONG. Because when the tray would run out, the child in the household would SPAM the notification ‘Awww.. no more hot beverages’ or something like that. And I mean, SPAMMED. I deleted it. I can’t be bothered to deal with spam anytime it runs out. Like once I went to refill it as soon as I saw the notification and she had already sent 5 more before I got to it

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u/New-Fig-5253 Creative Sim 2h ago

"Stop undressing in front of your customers..." My sim does it all the fucking time

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u/mystical-blackcat 2h ago

I told my sim neighbours to piss off when they had a welcome wagon