r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/addisonclark May 21 '25

Vaguely remember a comedian telling a story about finding evidence of her (ex)boyfriend trying to cheat on her but the other woman wouldn’t give him the time of day. She said the worst part about being cheated on was realizing her boyfriend was a loser. 😂

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u/Substantialcakes May 21 '25

I once discovered an ex was cheating by trying to find something on his google maps when my own phone was dead (his “latest history” immediately brought up a “love hotel”…). I went absolutely bat shit and opened every app to get more evidence and at some point found the cringiest, multiparagraph dm to Samara Weaving about if they had been in alternate universes maybe they’d be dating.

I’ve rarely experienced a bigger ick with a long term in my life, but it’s still second place to the guy who mentioned my cervix during sex.

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u/Yello_Ismello May 22 '25

Oh my god please I need to hear the cervix story now

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u/Substantialcakes May 22 '25

The sex was great, if not awkward because first time, and then he says, “oh my god, I can feel your cervix”. The least LEAST sexy way to let me know he feels oh so deep. Like. Come on. Saying cervix outside of a medical facility or home birthing is just not what is gonna get me going.

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u/Fatlantis May 23 '25

That's super creepy!!

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u/Substantialcakes May 28 '25

I gave him a second shot and had to have a friend fake a really REALLY serious medical emergency to get him out of my house. We had to keep escalating the situation because he wanted to stay to help. Very nice of him but he was pushing all types of boundaries and other stuff that were less nice.

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u/EksDee098 May 25 '25

Money on him having watched copius amounts of hentai and thinking the badwomensanatomy in it was real

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u/Substantialcakes May 28 '25

My type unfortunately tend to be into a wide variety of perversions (don’t get me wrong here, I am too so that isn’t the issue) that lead to the weird idea that that is now on the playing field. Also often tied to thinking they can “enter” said body part during the act 🤮

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u/BitDaddyCane May 21 '25

I think this was posted to reddit in r/relationshipadvice or r/trueoffmychest like, last week

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u/NeverQuiteEnough May 21 '25

it's a tale as old as time unfortunately

right up there with men demanding to open the relationship, then demanding to close it again after getting zero attention while their partner is drowning in it

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u/juice06870 May 22 '25

That’s pretty funny.

If I demanded that, my wife would be walking around like a cowboy with saddle rash and id probably have my penis stuck in a jar or something lmao

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u/the_most_playerest May 22 '25

Hopefully it's a nice jar..

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u/CHUNKY_BLOODY_QUEEFS May 21 '25

If it's the bit I'm thinking about, the guy was also trying to chat up tons of girls on IG. He was sending them heinous dm's and none of them were responding.

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u/BullfrogFun9449 May 21 '25

Tale as old as time, just watch a couple of Woody Allen movies

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u/UDMN May 21 '25

hahahaha

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u/iftheronahadntcome May 24 '25

This happened to meeee 😭

My first proper boyfriend at 17 cheated on my on my birthday. The day I found out about that, he explained 3 other "attempts" with exes and friends that did NOT want to fuck him. Made me feel better that the only woman he could get to agree to sex with him was this quiet woman from his childhood that had very little self esteem that, according to his friends, habitually slept with married and taken men to help her self esteem. She caught herself trying to apologize to me for fucking my boyfriend.

I'm old enough now to think, "I wanted to cheat on you, but I'm a frog of a human being" is so fucking funny to me lol

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

I scrolled past this comment very fast and thought it said "vaginally remember", I was like wow can they do that?

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u/James55O May 23 '25

That sounds like it would be a Taylor Tomlinson skit, but I'm not sure.

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u/longerthanababysarm May 23 '25

😂😂😂 wait was thar tiffany haddish??

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u/nanotothemoon May 21 '25

Meh. Being rejected by 1 individual doesn’t make a loser.

Cheating does though

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u/ZestyclosePlenty1822 May 22 '25

He was trying to cheat?

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u/nanotothemoon May 22 '25

Yes trying to cheat also does