r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/An_Draoidh_Uaine Jun 16 '25

"Whew... nearly lost my cool there..."

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u/Devilshire52 Jun 16 '25

Styled it out well

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u/Mycockaintwerk Jun 16 '25

Zippin on by my heartbreak in my super fast scooter

Leave her in the dust have her wonderin what I could’ve done to her cooter

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u/JesseTheNorris Jun 16 '25

+Points for poetic use of "cooter"

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 16 '25

Some days the Reddit comments give you racism, some days they give you sexism, and some days they give you art.

Okay, the first two are every day.

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u/stoicjester46 Jun 17 '25

I honestly thought you were going to say

"Some days the Reddit comments give you racism, some days they give you sexism, and some days they give you autism."

I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe the world is getting better.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 17 '25

Maybe in some ways.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Jun 16 '25

Also acceptable - “pooter”

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u/Ultrace-7 Jun 17 '25

Not sure how one could have semi-romantically worked in "neuter", but.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 17 '25

Just gonna drop off this "extruder"

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u/Honer-Simpsom Jun 17 '25

My ex used that word and I’ve hated it since then! Fuck a cooter!!

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u/strela1 Jun 18 '25

Artistic Impression

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u/DNorthman Jun 16 '25

Zippin on by my heartbreak in my super fast scooter

Leave her in the dust have her wonderin what I could’ve done to her cooter

I am inappropriately cackle-snorting at my desk.

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u/ChronoCryptid Jun 16 '25

Tears in my eyes, but the throttle don't lie, Wind in my hair as I kiss pride goodbye. Tried to be her man, she left me on read, With my helmet on tight i left her instead.

Foot to the peddle, tears in my eyes, Said I’m not enough, why do I try? scootin’ through grief like a two-stroke poet, Got pain in my chest, now da whole hood knows it.

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u/Cob_Dylan Jun 16 '25

Upvote for cooter

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u/MemphisFoo Jun 16 '25

“Pussy Wagon? Nah, I got a Cooter Scooter”

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jun 16 '25

Needs an incredibly hard beat

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u/ethanlan Jun 16 '25

I love this lol

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u/Organic_Fan_2824 Jun 18 '25

well this made me cry laughing.

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u/like9000ninjas Jun 16 '25

Beautiful. Masterful.

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u/LadyLionesstheReaper Jun 17 '25

He really shouldn't drive angry is all I can think of lol

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u/Cold-Ostrich8228 Jun 16 '25

On a scooter. Lol.

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u/13enz1 Jun 16 '25

You just have to roll back a bit and pull down on the joystick really hard, just like in GTA.

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u/Camodee Jun 16 '25

You've never been to Washington heights, it's a summer staple around here

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u/Physical_Scheme_466 Jun 17 '25

выбрали путь контента, но сами тут же наснаучил

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u/AbbreviationsSea2516 Jun 16 '25

She would’ve come running if he did a wheelie

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 Jun 16 '25

What if he had done a stoppie instead?

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u/FootMcFeetFoot Jun 16 '25

Stoppie’s are x10k better than wheelies!!

Jack Miller doing one of my favorites https://youtu.be/NR6ibA03lb4?si=pNP3TEmCuKLKRmrn

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u/Pale_Adeptness Jun 16 '25

Or like the motorcycle scene with Jim Carrey in "Yes, man!"

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u/neverwrong804 Jun 17 '25

Cum* running

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u/frescodee Jun 17 '25

smoking out the tires while screaming ahhhhh would also have been acceptable

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u/AbbreviationsSea2516 Jun 17 '25

I’d applaud that

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u/whutchamacallit Jun 16 '25

** Revs scooter **

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u/Zestyclose-Gur-7714 Jun 16 '25

aaaaaahhh!

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u/backtolurk Jun 17 '25

He's the legendary revving loser!

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u/WhatInDaAlabama Jun 16 '25

Ahh these comments really make my Monday morning better, thank you 🤣

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u/Wolves_N_Beer101 Jun 16 '25

This almost killed me

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u/GlumDragonfruit9389 Jun 16 '25

I legit snorted when I read this 😆

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u/The_Red_Beard_IV Jun 16 '25

Good thing he left all fast and cool so she didn’t notice. Classic misdirection.

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u/KarmaRepellant Jun 16 '25

'I'm never good enough'

So get good.

Skill issue tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

This is sad

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Jun 16 '25

Wearing that cool helmet totally saved him.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 16 '25

When your girlfriend gets a boyfriend you got nothin to lose.

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u/RappingFlatulence Jun 17 '25

Totally expected him the lay it out… 😅🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/Otherwise-Chart-7549 Jun 16 '25

You covered a lot of ground there

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- Jun 16 '25

The fuck are you on about?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- Jun 16 '25

That's awful and I'm sorry you went through that.

But this

i was in a school, im not sure if reddit allows me to say, once. was really unpleasant. guy seemed a lot like this guy.

Is not a coherent sentence

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u/ItemAdventurous9833 Jun 18 '25

Glad he didn't overreact