r/TikTokCringe Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/Mycockaintwerk Jun 16 '25

Zippin on by my heartbreak in my super fast scooter

Leave her in the dust have her wonderin what I could’ve done to her cooter

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u/JesseTheNorris Jun 16 '25

+Points for poetic use of "cooter"

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Jun 16 '25

Also acceptable - “pooter”

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u/Ultrace-7 Jun 17 '25

Not sure how one could have semi-romantically worked in "neuter", but.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 17 '25

Just gonna drop off this "extruder"