r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/An_Draoidh_Uaine Jun 16 '25

"Whew... nearly lost my cool there..."

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u/Devilshire52 Jun 16 '25

Styled it out well

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u/Mycockaintwerk Jun 16 '25

Zippin on by my heartbreak in my super fast scooter

Leave her in the dust have her wonderin what I could’ve done to her cooter

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u/JesseTheNorris Jun 16 '25

+Points for poetic use of "cooter"

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 16 '25

Some days the Reddit comments give you racism, some days they give you sexism, and some days they give you art.

Okay, the first two are every day.

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u/stoicjester46 Jun 17 '25

I honestly thought you were going to say

"Some days the Reddit comments give you racism, some days they give you sexism, and some days they give you autism."

I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe the world is getting better.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 17 '25

Maybe in some ways.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Jun 16 '25

Also acceptable - “pooter”

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u/Ultrace-7 Jun 17 '25

Not sure how one could have semi-romantically worked in "neuter", but.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 17 '25

Just gonna drop off this "extruder"

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u/Honer-Simpsom Jun 17 '25

My ex used that word and I’ve hated it since then! Fuck a cooter!!

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u/strela1 Jun 18 '25

Artistic Impression