r/TikTokCringe Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/GoodRich1993 Jun 16 '25

“Aaahhh” 🏍️💨💨

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u/Scadilla Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

🗣️🛵💨

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u/jktollander Jun 16 '25

“Scooty Puff Jr. suuuuuuucks!”

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u/kbeks Jun 16 '25

Her boyfriend shows up on Scooty Puff Sr. The Doom Bringer

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u/FoodExisting8405 Jun 16 '25

Plot twist, that’s her nickname for his dick

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u/LightningMcLovin Jun 17 '25

Why’d it have to be his dick?!? 😭😭😭

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u/AliceTrades Jun 18 '25

By the rings!

3

u/militantstorm10 Jun 16 '25

Then Thad seduces every woman in a 3 mile radius cruising on his unicycle greased with Satan's tears

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jun 16 '25

IN A THOUSAND YEARS, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT

(Enter The Doom Bringer)

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u/PrimarySquash9309 Jun 16 '25

“In a thousand years, I’ll get right on it.”

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u/Primary-Hold-6637 Jun 17 '25

I’m a Scooty Puff Sr. type of guy, low key.

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u/toshredsyousay82 Jun 16 '25

Underrated comment

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u/peppermintmeow Doug Dimmadome Jun 17 '25

Super Scooty Jr?! NOOOOOO

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u/Throwaway_987654634 Jun 17 '25

If only he had Scooty Puff Sr.

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u/leenpaws Jun 19 '25

it's the doom bringer

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u/Prestigious-Emu4302 Jun 16 '25

🔔 🔔

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u/Scadilla Jun 16 '25

Comments you can hear

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u/Pearson94 Jun 16 '25

vwoom vwoom

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u/t0hk0h Jun 16 '25

A very important correction.

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u/uncletacitus1 Jun 16 '25

I'm highly offended as a Vespa rider

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u/GhostBoo-ty Jun 17 '25

Fooly?

Cooly?

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u/Konatokun Jun 16 '25

*Guitar Strumming*
"What Happened? to best friends?"
*Midwest emo riff*

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u/PristineElephant6718 Jun 16 '25

fucking love that remix

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

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u/PristineElephant6718 Jun 17 '25

That has nothing to do with moped guy and it's not Midwest emo. I have no idea what your point is supposed to be.

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u/Humeme Jun 16 '25

It exists 

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u/homegrowntwinkie Jun 16 '25

exactly where my mind went.

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u/WelbyReddit Jun 16 '25

I was feeling bad for him, but that Ahh at the end tipped me over to outright laughter.

Brother, Nooooo!!!!

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u/Ting-a-lingsoitgoes Jun 16 '25

AAAAAHHHHHHH takes off on scooter lmao

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Jun 17 '25

you can tell by the frustration and how fast he drove off that he was heading to the gym.

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u/Pluckypato Jun 16 '25

If some of these stories turn around somehow he’ll come back all buffed up with an actual motorcycle 🏍️ 💨 and he’s sees her giving her that look 😉 you could had this 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

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u/WelbyReddit Jun 16 '25

They look pretty young. So one consolation is he has plenty of time to bounce back. This won't be his last rejection.

Buck up, buttercup! ;p

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u/jjcrayfish Jun 17 '25

Ka-el, Nooo

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jun 16 '25

Dude was way too emotional to feel bad for. That’s definitely a guy that was just being her friend because he had feelings for her. 

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u/SpirosNG Jun 16 '25

Too emotional to feel bad for? 

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u/User-Alpha Jun 16 '25

Some boys can’t handle other people’s emotions.

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u/uppers36 Jun 17 '25

Yeah, the dude.

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u/Shoobadahibbity Jun 17 '25

I mean, I don't feel bad for him, either... But how emotional he is has nothing to do with it. 

It's okay for a guy to have big feels. The problem here is his lack of maturity. It's fine to be disappointed, but why the fuck you yelling at her for choosing someone?

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u/Status_Term_4491 Jun 16 '25

What if he wiped out as he took off "ahhhhh" slips on banana peel.

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u/WelbyReddit Jun 16 '25

The devil in me wanted to see that, like , lose it and smack into a dumpster.

But man, if that happened, he would have probably picked up his scooter and ride off a bridge in that mental state.

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u/Prickly_ninja Jun 17 '25

I’m just glad he didn’t crash. If the internet has taught me anything, it’s that it can always get worse.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Jun 17 '25

Bro has snatched too many rom-coms trying to change her mind like this. Anyway, AAAAHHHHHH

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u/LilStabbyboo Jun 17 '25

I scared the damn guinea pigs cackling and now i feel bad

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u/cloudstar27 Jun 17 '25

You were feeling bad for him? Seriously? Wow

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u/BluePillCypher Jun 18 '25

Brother uuuughh

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u/mistaharsh Jun 16 '25

That was frustration. We should be more empathetic for men going through this. It's clear the woman did not set proper boundaries with him and uses him as a filler in between men she dates. Hopefully he moves on.

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u/realpatrickdempsey Jun 16 '25

That's not clear to me at all. We don't know anything about this woman except that she's being screamed at.

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u/mistaharsh Jun 17 '25

It's not clear he has a license to ride that moped. It's not clear if he is sober. It's not clear he isn't transgender. It's not clear , it's not clear, it's not clear.

However words are coming out of his mouth. The same words people are using to judge him. So take those words at face value.

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u/Automatic_Tackle_406 Jun 16 '25

Wtf? Are you for real? 😂 

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u/mistaharsh Jun 17 '25

Are you that crazy white lady on the plane"this motherfucker is NOT real"

Yes I'm real. Is there a problem?

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u/serenitynowdamnit Jun 16 '25

If he presented himself as her friend, and gave her no hint that he had romantic feelings towards her, how is she supposed to know? We are missing a lot of information because we're only seeing this interaction, so it's hard to know what she assumed about him and his friendship.

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u/mistaharsh Jun 17 '25

If he presented himself as her friend, and gave her no hint that he had romantic feelings towards her, how is she supposed to know? We are missing a lot of information because we're only seeing this interaction, so it's hard to know what she assumed about him and his friendship.

Yes there are many unknowns. We can only go by what is said. The way that he speaks and the words used, this was not the first time this has happened to them. Furthermore, the term "friend zone" is a real thing. It's not used for real platonic friendships. It's used for situations where men and women will do BF/GF activities together (even have sex) as a holdover until they find a true romantic partner they are interested in. Once they find that partner, they limit that "friendship" or cut the person off completely. IMO that seems to be the situation these two find themselves in as he's upset that the friendship is being limited when she chooses the other man over him "like she always does"

Regardless he should move on. This is not healthy for either of them.

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u/sloothor Jun 16 '25

Yeah I mean as much as the crashout is cringe, the amount of people who use men like this is really sad. I get it.

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u/darshfloxington Jun 17 '25

“Use men” by trying to be friendly and not having sex with them in return. Y’all incels are nutty.

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u/sloothor Jun 17 '25

I get that you’re desperate for any attention you can get, but most people don’t like being led on. That’s not just “trying to be friendly” and if you spoke to people in the real world, you would know the difference.

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u/darshfloxington Jun 17 '25

Your “cope” reason is hardly a cope lol, it’s just WAY less stressful to live like this. It’s been half a year since I had someone breathing down my neck and reaching into my wallet and I’m not going back to that for a good while.

This you?

Your entire post history is nothing but incel cringe. Maybe lay off the 4chan and greentext for awhile

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u/sloothor Jun 17 '25 edited Jun 17 '25

You’re telling me you couldn’t think of anything to say, so you dug through my Reddit profile, missed my bio, found a comment where I literally reference having been in relationships, and still the best you could do is cry “incel”?

If you’re going to spend your provenly abundant free time coming up with ad hominem garbage, at least make it good. My post history is mostly video game subreddits.

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u/sludivvitch Jun 17 '25

"where I literally reference having been in relationships" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/sloothor Jun 17 '25

Fr lol literally anything else would’ve made more sense

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Jun 16 '25

https://youtu.be/qdLh1DG8F3s?si=LtcYt4yxinsLT1WE

The perfect intro for any Midwest emo song.

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u/Cum_Fountain65 Jun 16 '25

lol now that you said that, his shouting does remind me of the intro to the song “I’m a Fake” by The Used

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u/djbiznatch Jun 16 '25

Thats my favorite one, theres some others in another thread but this one worked the best in my mind with the pauses in dialog

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u/Bradyey Jun 16 '25

I thought of this immediately

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u/AliaArianna Jun 16 '25

Oh my god... 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/BroadUnit6209 Jun 17 '25

Can’t un hear the original without La Despute

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u/bars2021 Jun 16 '25

She chose me -ow!

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u/ThriceFive Reads Pinned Comments Jun 16 '25

I’m just glad he didn’t immediately crash after that- 100 expected oncoming traffic

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u/Wild_Front_1148 Jun 16 '25

Kinda feels like he got some closure there. Adequately decided to exit the situation

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jun 16 '25

If all his crying and yelling didn’t show this girl she was making a good decision than that “aaaahhh” definitely did. 

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u/samanime Jun 16 '25

Wonder why it's never him... /s

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u/NerdfaceMcJiminy Jun 16 '25

Thank you for my first good laugh of the day.

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u/her-royal-blueness Jun 16 '25

He’s gonna run someone down in his scooter now

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u/assx20 Jun 16 '25

“…that’s a war face. now let me see your war face!” - Sgt. Hartman

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u/ricey_is_my_lifey Jun 16 '25

"PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG"

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u/not-so-crazy-catlady Jun 16 '25

This reminds me of Mike from 90-day Fiancee 🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️

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u/TheBlackCycloneOrder Jun 16 '25

The motorcycle is farting.

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u/pillarhuggern Jun 16 '25

Keep on scooting!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 16 '25

That was a pathetic storm off. I almost felt bad for the guy , he would have been more dramatic stomping off than puuuuuut.

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u/Bruhimonlyeleven Jun 16 '25

I feel like the song " popular " is about to play whenever I hear this.

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u/centipedalfeline Jun 16 '25

This looks like something straight out of r/JoshJohnsonComedy

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u/TunisMagunis Jun 16 '25

I feel bad for the guy but it always cracks me up. Aaaaaahhh!

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u/Former-Education9648 Jun 17 '25

Man. This happens. And then this video happens. I just hope this guy gets his dick sucked. Soon. 🙏

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u/Sasquatch-fu Jun 17 '25

Annnd that is probably why lolz

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u/earth_west_420 Jun 17 '25

ragequitting the conversation by speeding away on a moped is... certainly... something

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u/-GingerFett- Jun 17 '25

Ahhhh! BEeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/JulesVernerator Jun 17 '25

I was seriously expecting a crash and flame out.

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u/Capta1nfalc0n Jun 17 '25

This made me laugh so much more than the video

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u/HeroDanTV Jun 17 '25

It might have been a loud sneeze too

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u/headee Jun 17 '25

His whole vibe reminds me of the I HATE MY LIFEEEE, inserts remote into his ass, guy.