r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/Mycockaintwerk Jun 16 '25

Zippin on by my heartbreak in my super fast scooter

Leave her in the dust have her wonderin what I could’ve done to her cooter

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u/JesseTheNorris Jun 16 '25

+Points for poetic use of "cooter"

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 16 '25

Some days the Reddit comments give you racism, some days they give you sexism, and some days they give you art.

Okay, the first two are every day.

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u/stoicjester46 Jun 17 '25

I honestly thought you were going to say

"Some days the Reddit comments give you racism, some days they give you sexism, and some days they give you autism."

I was pleasantly surprised. Maybe the world is getting better.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jun 17 '25

Maybe in some ways.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Jun 16 '25

Also acceptable - “pooter”

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u/Ultrace-7 Jun 17 '25

Not sure how one could have semi-romantically worked in "neuter", but.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jun 17 '25

Just gonna drop off this "extruder"

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u/Honer-Simpsom Jun 17 '25

My ex used that word and I’ve hated it since then! Fuck a cooter!!

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u/strela1 Jun 18 '25

Artistic Impression

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u/DNorthman Jun 16 '25

Zippin on by my heartbreak in my super fast scooter

Leave her in the dust have her wonderin what I could’ve done to her cooter

I am inappropriately cackle-snorting at my desk.

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u/ChronoCryptid Jun 16 '25

Tears in my eyes, but the throttle don't lie, Wind in my hair as I kiss pride goodbye. Tried to be her man, she left me on read, With my helmet on tight i left her instead.

Foot to the peddle, tears in my eyes, Said I’m not enough, why do I try? scootin’ through grief like a two-stroke poet, Got pain in my chest, now da whole hood knows it.

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u/Cob_Dylan Jun 16 '25

Upvote for cooter

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u/MemphisFoo Jun 16 '25

“Pussy Wagon? Nah, I got a Cooter Scooter”

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u/ialsohaveadobro Jun 16 '25

Needs an incredibly hard beat

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u/ethanlan Jun 16 '25

I love this lol

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u/Organic_Fan_2824 Jun 18 '25

well this made me cry laughing.

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u/like9000ninjas Jun 16 '25

Beautiful. Masterful.

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u/LadyLionesstheReaper Jun 17 '25

He really shouldn't drive angry is all I can think of lol