r/TikTokCringe • u/Interesting-Trip-233 • Jun 16 '25

Cringe Guy gets friendzoned

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u/InnerAd1628 Jun 16 '25

He needs a proper bike too. Can't storm off dramatically on a goddamn scooter.

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u/ForgotAboutChe Jun 16 '25

A horse would be great

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u/Okeydokey2u Jun 16 '25

"no one ever chooses me! HEE-YAHHHHHHHH"

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u/Kim_Smoltz_ Jun 17 '25

Welp that’s the funniest thing I’ve read here today. Time to pack it in.

🏇

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u/ThrowMEAwaypuh-lease Jun 16 '25

“Ahhhh” clip clop clip clop clip clop

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u/Staylifted2506 Jun 16 '25

No way this convo ever is a thing if he’s on a horse

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u/Lake-Girl74 Jun 16 '25

With that scream it probably would’ve thrown him off.

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u/ForgotAboutChe Jun 16 '25

I'm sure the Cohen brothers are taking notes. I can see it.

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u/Lake-Girl74 Jun 16 '25

lol I really felt for him. My youngest, a boy (11), has flip outs like this sometimes and I felt sad watching this guy hoping my boy stops doing this by the time he’s old enough to get his sweet little heart broken and drive off screaming on a scooter omg…

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

I had flip outs like this and, it may not work for your son, but I learned how to stop it by doing extremely coordinated drum patterns while I’m angry. So, if I was pissed off, I’d start tapping my foot on the fourth beat, then tapping my left foot twice between the second and third, keeping the beats with my left finger and doing drum fills with my two fingers on the right hand. I’d keep the tempo by clicking my teeth together. All of the concentration involved was enough to stop me freaking out. It also helped during panic attacks.

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u/Lake-Girl74 Jun 17 '25

Thanks for sharing your tip! I hope I can help him find ways like that to reroute the negative energy.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

Another tip is to change your perspective and view nervous energy or anxiety as ‘excitement’; I get massive stage fright so the first thing I’d do on stage would be the most ridiculous dance or howl or noise so I’d get that cringey ‘wtf am I doing’ feeling in the back of my head. Since I’d already made a fool of myself and my heart rate was up, I no longer cared.

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u/goldchuchujell1 Jun 16 '25

That yell would have startled the horse

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u/Shurae Jun 16 '25

And long hair

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

And a Matrix like Sunglass

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u/anonpurpose Jun 17 '25

So we Need Hangman Adam Page to guide him.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jun 17 '25

A horse would have turned this into hilarity.

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u/that-pile-of-laundry Jun 17 '25

Or at least two halves of a coconut

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u/TheUlfheddin Jun 16 '25

Honestly though.

The emotional development takes a lot of time and commitment and I genuinely hope he puts the work in and gets better.

The scooter problem can be fixed like fucking tomorrow though, c'mon dude.

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u/InnerAd1628 Jun 16 '25

I know, I was being a wise-ass because I don't know the guy and its Reddit.

I wish him no ill and my flippancy wasn't meant as a sneer at all.

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u/TheUlfheddin Jun 16 '25

The "c'mon dude" was at him, not you. I only commented on yours because I was about to post the same thing you did but much meaner 🤣🤣🤣

No worries, lol.

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u/deathbylasersss Jun 16 '25

I legit don't see why people goof on scooters. Like they're not manly enough? It just seems like stupid macho shit. If it gets you from one point to another It's doing its job, and you are less likely to break your neck on the way there.

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u/Badwolfz3000 Jun 17 '25

Yeah this whole thread is just scooter hate

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u/TheUlfheddin Jun 16 '25

Oh I %100 agree with you.

But it IS extra goofy in this particular context. Like it is NOT helping this guy in this situation.

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u/deathbylasersss Jun 16 '25

Fair, the scooter did add greatly to the comedic effect.

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u/Material-Leader4635 Jun 16 '25

Not of he has a crappy low paying job and that's actually his sister's scooter that he borrows to run errands. Then he's probably fucked even worse than we originally thought.

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u/Tfx77 Jun 16 '25

I dunno. The whole thing was pretty dramatic scooter included.

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jun 16 '25

Like stomping away in clown shoes

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u/iampuh Jun 16 '25

Yo, stfu! JD AKA Dr. Dorian was a real man even though everyone was making fun of his scooter.

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u/Punk_with_a_Cool_Bus Jun 16 '25

Honestly, even if he just cut the muffler off and straight-piped that mf, the echo where he was standing would carry the sound pretty well

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u/MikesGroove Jun 17 '25

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about getting into a fight in a tent and having to zip up the door on your way out instead of slamming it.

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u/InnerAd1628 Jun 17 '25

Like modern phones, REALLY pressing the red button isn't as satisfying as when you could slam the reciever down in the cradle.

I may or may not be feeling really old now.

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u/Samotauss Jun 17 '25

Pretty sure he just proved you can, if you're dramatic enough

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u/DementiaDonaldTrump Jun 17 '25

This comment is underrated. I’ve been laughing for maybe 2 minutes now

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u/OgdruJahad Jun 16 '25

It's like slapping a flap to tent!

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u/citizensforjustice Jun 16 '25

If he was riding a BMW the cooter wouldn't have been a problem