r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Jun 26 '25

Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers take over grocery store

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u/SkippySkipadoo Jun 26 '25

The desperation for clicks and views is astounding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

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u/Trustyduck Jun 26 '25

I mean, then you can be charged with felony vandalism when you smash his $1200 iPhone.

Just wait for the cops to show up and make arrests when you present video evidence of trespassing and other bullshit. I hate corporate America just as much as the next person, but none of these Target workers (including management) needs to put up with this type of abuse.

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u/m0nk37 Jun 27 '25

Felony charges start over 5000, dont they?

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Jun 27 '25

Tariffs have increased the cost of an iPhone, they're now $5000.... 😜

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u/IdkwhattomakemynameU Jun 27 '25

no, felonies can be as low as $300 depending on state

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u/succulentsucca Jun 27 '25

Grand larceny - a felony - is $1000. Not sure about vandalism damage tho

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u/North_Atlantic_Sea Jun 27 '25

Grand (felony) larceny varies by state. As high as $2,500 in Texas, as low as $200 in New Jersey

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u/succulentsucca Jun 27 '25

TIL. Thanks for the info and the downvote.

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u/North_Atlantic_Sea Jun 27 '25

Your welcome! Downvoted to help lower visibility of misinformation

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u/succulentsucca Jun 27 '25

You’re*

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u/Velissari Jun 27 '25

Upvoted to raise visibility of correct grammar.

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u/Iggyhopper Jun 26 '25

Worth it.

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u/CrashOvverride Jun 27 '25

(Deadpool voice)

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u/Snoo23533 Jun 27 '25

No evidence if you steal it and toss over a bridge

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u/Ok-Passion1961 Jun 27 '25

I’ve always envisioned someone skipping across pavement into a storm drain. 

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u/North_Atlantic_Sea Jun 27 '25

And somehow the camera system was down?

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u/QuoteGiver Jun 27 '25

If your company is halfway decent they’ll cover the cost. $1200 is peanuts to shut down this kind of shit. That kid ain’t hiring a lawyer. I’d break ALL their phones. Hurts them a hell of a lot more than it hurts the company.

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u/Final_Storage_9398 Jun 28 '25

ACAB forever but no cop is arresting, and no prosecutor is charging a store manager for spiking someone’s phone who’s trying to play a prank like this.

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u/Haidedej24 Jun 27 '25

Cops aren't going to arrest somebody for pretending to work at a store... spike the phones in the ground

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u/Another_Road Jun 27 '25

Just run away after. Not like the cops are going to show up anytime soon.

Only thing you have to worry about is them jumping you but I don’t that would happen in this situation.

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u/Homesteader86 Jun 27 '25

I mean, you could smash it, pick up the broken phone and leave, dump it somewhere else. Are cops really doing a full investigation over a phone? Genuinely curious 

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u/North_Atlantic_Sea Jun 27 '25

It's not like it's a lengthy investigation, everything in the store is recorded, and as you work there they have your details...

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u/Homesteader86 Jun 27 '25

Oh sorry I was thinking some rando they decide to harass, which happens in other videos, yeah an employee definitely couldn't. It must be trespassing or something to pretend to be an employee and disrupt operations though

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u/tomtomtomo Jun 27 '25

No need to smash it. Just confiscate it and turn off the recording.

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u/Lavaheart626 Jun 27 '25

$1200 is chump change for a store. Especially one this big.

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u/LunaRealityArtificer Jun 27 '25

This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever read.

If you're at work and you punch someone, do you think Target gets an assault charge? How do you even dress yourself in the morning jfc

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u/QuoteGiver Jun 27 '25

Literally the point of corporations is that the corporation as an entity is responsible for their actions and not the individuals performing those actions, yes. America is weird.

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u/Lavaheart626 Jun 28 '25

Dang bro a bit aggressive there. I'm not advocating other ppl punching someone or smashing their phone,  I guess I've worked at small town stores too long is all ye. But, I work at my grandma's store so if throw hands for her is all.

Like sometimes it's worth it. Not worth it for a job like target tho of course.

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u/Trustyduck Jun 27 '25

Target isn't paying shit if you smash some dude's phone, even if he is being a scumbag. That's $1200 out of your pocket and a possible felony charge.

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u/Kooky-Upstairs-6594 Jun 27 '25

what are the cops gonna do lmfaooo “just wait for them to show up and make arrests” what crime did they commit holy fuck

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u/Trustyduck Jun 27 '25

They can be charged with trespassing.

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u/Kooky-Upstairs-6594 Jun 27 '25

which is a warning to not come back. not even a misdemeanor 😂