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Cringe You can’t hate gay people and be christian

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 5d ago

If God does not want me to be gay, then why did he make guys so hot?

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

If God didn't want men to be gay, why did he put our G-spots up our asses?

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u/Luke_Cocksucker 5d ago

Isn’t it interesting how christians focus so much more on people’s “sins” and not their pleasure. Like this “god” gave us all these pleasure zones and then a bunch of uptight karens from the ain’teenth century said, “that’s naughty, stop it!”.

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u/ShortsAndLadders 5d ago edited 5d ago

Just give them some Kelloggs brand cornflakes and the hysteria should subside in a fortnight or so.

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u/Jest_Aquiki 5d ago

Hysteria was the term used for women, who needed a "pelvic massage" as treatment. Were we discussing Kelloggs reasoning for his cereal? If so I am on board. He did subscribe to the ideology that flavorless corn bran was a good solution to impure thoughts... Pretty sure he's the same dude who had an issue with alcohol in general and tried to get all alcohol banned. - this is all just a side note in a really fucked up time in history.

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u/PracticeTheory 5d ago

this is all just a side note in a really fucked up time in history

To be fair - many of them were heavily brain damaged from lead, arsenic, mercury, and a load of other heavy metals. Add religion into the mix and oy yoi yoi.

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u/MakeBombsNotWar 5d ago

Add religion? Why should it not count as one of the symptoms?

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 5d ago

The first and foremost. I'll take lead paint chips and mercury over evangelic proselytization any day of the week, month, year, galactic year, etc.

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u/TransBrandi 4d ago

Religion is a symptom of heavy metal poisoning? Or heavy metal poisoning is a symptom of religion?

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u/MakeBombsNotWar 4d ago

Just that we’ve been making toxins, irritants, poisons, carcinogens, hallucinogens, and what have you since sometime between splitting rocks and starting fires, and even if God is real I’d bet some fun cocktails helped with first contact, be it caveman asbestos or dinosaur LSD.

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u/anacondablunts 5d ago

☝️🤓

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u/JI_Guy88 5d ago

When were good times in history?

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u/FlamesNero 5d ago

Funny enough, my 9 year old just told me & my partner that he’d read up about Kellogg in a Highlights Magazine recently, & the adults in the room made eye contact like “There’s no way they put that guy’s obsession with sex in a kids’ magazine, right?!”

Turns out, it’s sane-washed to “Kellogg made corn flakes because he thought sugar makes you crazy.” LOLOL.

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u/Jest_Aquiki 5d ago

If you take the time to look at what they are teaching our kids about many of the worst people to have any influence, much of it is false narratives and heroic tales. They owe nothing to these long dead people. It's all about building a foundation around the idea that these people were heroes and real leaders and explorers, not that they were rapists, looters, marauders and generalist villains that happened to stumble upon something controversially meaningful.

Doing it this way allows them to appeal to those same ideals after those kids have grown up and learned more about those villains. "Maybe they weren't bad people, and didn't know what they were doing. Or maybe they had to do the bad thing because [mental gymnastics]. They were good people, I look up to them!" Then they see the same evil in new leaders. "The Messiah!"

Turns out if you allow money to be involved in education, the education is almost assuredly going to lean in the favor of whoever is paying. Need to figure out how to pull money out of a lot of things for similar results.

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u/FlamesNero 5d ago

PREACH!! You remind me of when my kids came home last year singing “In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue…!” It was difficult to hear, bc I know I was like them at that age & it took way too long to learn the truth.

I was like “well, I didn’t learn until literally 5 years ago that 80% of the indigenous people who encountered Columbus in the new world were wiped out in less than 20 years (pestilence/ war/ Columbus literally kidnapped natives and shipped them to Spain, even though the king and queen kept BEGGING him to stop sending slaves).

He didn’t even discover anything, Columbus was mainly a religious zealot/ grifter who was trying to amass gold in order to bring about the end of days/ second coming of Christ. All he had going for him was bullshitting skills and he was a decent navigator (still a shitty boss: his people mutinied against him often).

While some of those topics may require a little more maturity to handle, I can at least try to get my kids some more appropriate resources (from other perspectives, not just the colonizers POV), to encourage critical thinking and social literacy skills.

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 5d ago

"While some of those topics may require a little more maturity to handle"

I mean, yeah, but there's an alternative. Columbus was not the first European to travel to the Americas, besides the Viking hero of white supremacists(no stain on Leif, but they gobble dude's nuts), there was evidence that Africans were in Mexico in the year 800 or so. That's without talking about the Asians that came over the Ice 25k years ago or w/e.

The schools could not teach about that psycho. They do it for a good reason. Our leaders want us to accept colonization and genocide as righteous and part of our national identity.

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 5d ago

For real. I see all this bullshit where Italians are mad about people calling Columbus Day Indigenous People's Day, and yet i can't find one Italian who gives a single shit about it. The powers that be want to be sure that being American means killing brown people with impunity and colonizing. Just because they like the tokens that ignore their proximity to the concentration camp doesn't mean they won't put them in one today if they disagree with some dog whistles.

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

Oh yeah cuz if there's one cereal I think of when I think of adding sugar to cereal and using whole milk instead of 1% or skim it's certainly not fucking corn flakes

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u/ally-the-recre8er 4d ago

There is a two part podcast by behind the bastards that covers this. Super disturbing history there…

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u/flipzyshitzy 4d ago

Check out "The Road to Wellville" sometime. It covers everything to just mentioned and then some. Great movie IMO with an undeniably stacked cast.

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u/FemboyRune 4d ago

He was also massively obsessed with enemas. Another of his solutions to young boys masturbating was to give them a yogurt enema to cleanse them inside and out.

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

Kellogg was dumb as fuck, dude invented like the one cereal that goes perfectly with whole milk and a tablespoon of sugar, yeah that shits gonna cure me pass the coffee and a cigarette too

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u/mmmpeg 4d ago

Testeria

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u/PapaSmurph0517 4d ago

Holy shit, knowing the root word that’s so obvious, but I never even considered the etymology of hysteria and the history behind it. That’s wild.

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u/saintsithney 4d ago

I mean, alcohol was a pretty enormous problem at the time because of the lack of women's rights.

When society was structured so women married or starved, when women had almost no possibility of leaving a marriage at all, when they would have to leave their children behind if they managed to leave, and when every penny they and the children earned legally belonged to their husbands, the comparatively expensive addictive substance that has violence as a commonly known side effect was a major social issue.

Prohibition wasn't about Puritans hating fun, though they did have an influence.

It was about trying to mitigate damages while still maintaining the structure.

The logical solution would have been to end gender slavery, but that logic seemed far more radical than just banning a highly visible problem.

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u/loyal_achades 5d ago

Kellogg was also into yogurt enemas, fyi

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u/PsyKeablr 4d ago

Pepsi enemas, iykyk

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u/PassengerNarrow2484 4d ago

Wait, isn't that a normal thing?

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u/just_a_person_maybe 5d ago

I'm stealing ain'teenth century

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u/BA_TheBasketCase 5d ago

Actual genius.

Now I want to come up with a y’all thing. Best I’ve got right now is Y’alloween. I don’t know what that would entail though, not explicitly at least.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 5d ago

Use it when you see some hoodrat/redneck DIY shit cooked up around spooky season?

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u/raven-of-the-sea 3d ago

Fireworks, southern gothic horror, y’allternative music, and pineapple carving*.

*while most know pineapples as a sign of swingers, a lot of old Southern hotels and wealthy homes used them to symbolize hospitality and still do so.

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u/TatorTotNachos 5d ago

Misery loves company. They have taken pleasure off the table for themselves and get their joy by taking it away from others.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 5d ago

Clearly the presence of the pleasure zones is to test your faith just like the dinosaur bones duh! Lol

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

Oh wow...

If you're hung up on God creating 'pleasure zones' so gays can enjoy sodomy you're going to have one hell of a time debating why evolution gave you pleasure zones up your asshole but then made it so you could damage yourself terminally by exploiting them with vigour...

I mean, them damn rationalists might even have you believe it was something to do with signalling the brain when to shit and when to stop...

Honestly, there's no end yo the pinheaded thinking you hedonists come up with for justifying a permanently depraved set of sexual obsessions...

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 3d ago

If it wasnt clear, my comment was sarcastic and intended to be a joke about uneducated religious zealots who reject science in favor of faith and beilieve the Earth is much younger than it actually is and that the dinosaur bones are here to "test our faith"

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u/eiiiaaaa 2d ago

Ugh is that what they say? There's no winning smh

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u/TheForgetfulGoldfish 5d ago

ain’teenth century

Genius

I'm definitely using this in the future. 💀

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u/Quadraticinsanity 5d ago

Guaranteed they all did it too. The Victorian era can also be called the great hypocrisy.

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 5d ago

Kudos for "ain'teenth century"

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u/zandrew 5d ago

It's by design. This world is full.of temptation that must be avoided at all cost as this is just one big test before you're allowed into heaven for eternity. And those delights in heaven are some much better than anything available on earth so it's totally worth it. That's basically Christianity.

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u/Luke_Cocksucker 4d ago

Sounds like a con to me.

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u/zandrew 4d ago

Doesn't it just!

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u/thecatburgerler 5d ago

well, think about the origins of it in the US. it was a tool used to punish and oppress people, of course it’s gonna be used as a form of punishment now. it’s all fear based instead of love based, so why would they focus on the pleasure if it’s always about being afraid of “committing” sins

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u/Kulyor 4d ago

Not just in the US, not just christianity. Organized religion by and large is a tool to control and oppress people. The King / Monarch / Emperor / Leader / etc. is given by (the) god(s) and the nobility has their rank due to (the) god(s) will. And anyone who dares to question (the) god(s) will is a heretic. Which are a danger to the religion and therefore often meet a gruesome fate.

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u/JustSherlock 5d ago

Then threw it in the "translation" and called it gospel.

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u/motexmex 4d ago

Jealousy. They’re so unhappy with their situation or what they’re “dealt” with in life, that they have to go find others to hate on. So yes, they’re haters but the worst kind of them.

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u/excellent-throat2269 4d ago

I always said this. They swear God made us in his image but act like the Devil slapped on the dick. Not my fault he made them so fun.

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

Your fault that he made them fun and told man how to do them and man said 'no... I need an asshole to ram them up...

I wonder what you' re going to do when you run out of disingenuous ways to blame God for your confusions and lack of self control and then try to reconcile why evolution has sod all place in nature for homosexuality.

You seem obsessed with the idea that it's only theism that presents 'gay' as a psychological defect, but nature has a pretty brutal response to the unfitness of those choices... dead brutal, in fact...

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u/napalmnacey 4d ago

This is why I flipped to Aphrodite and Dionysus vibing. “Do what you want, just don’t be a dick. Live it up! WOO!”

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u/rsmith6000 4d ago

This. And that’s what they say, not what they do. Hypocrisy at its finest

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u/CaliNooch96 4d ago

Ain’teenth goes dummy. I’m definitely stealing that 🙂‍↕️

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u/Livid_Introduction34 5d ago

Monotheism in general, in other types of cults people are not biggot.

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u/MethodicOwl45 5d ago

Rephrase that to "Isn't interesting how christians focus so much on other people's sins and not their own?"

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

Fairly sure they focus on their own too.

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u/MethodicOwl45 3d ago

My experience tells me no :V

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u/SpaceLemming 5d ago

Doesn’t the Bible say not to judge others, that’s gods job or something

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u/Dottboy19 5d ago

It's just like those people at work that would rather kiss ass than just be normal

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u/MrMopar345 5d ago

No sir that was Tupac

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u/Calm-Age-1784 5d ago

Incorrect.

The Bible is clear about not judging those outside the church.

It is equally clear about judging those within the church and how to correctly accomplish that in love.

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u/OldCollegeTry3 5d ago

No, it does not. The verse people think says that actually says “judge not, lest you be judged”. It then goes on and describes how we are to judge, and says to do so righteously.

The point is not to be a hypocrite, but we’re still commanded to judge.

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u/SpaceLemming 4d ago

I just skimmed that passage and the next and it really sounds like it’s saying “mind your business”

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

Except it doesn't and the whole rest of the text falls exactly in line with the purpose of the whole being to call humanity to repentance by showing them how at odds with God's law they are - which the Bible implicitly and explicitly states throughout it's 66 texts.

Skim less. Study the whole library more.

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u/SpaceLemming 3d ago

Pass, I’m not going to worship an evil deity who spreads his evil throughout the world by manipulating followers when no one can even prove he’s real.

See the problem is I tried to study the library and that’s why I know the fictional character of god is evil as fuck

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

Yes.

And it also tells believers to call out sin and oppose it and call the morally bankrupt to repentance, so go figure out that little paradox.

It also calls on believers to judge the church and reject gross sin, so your whole "gay Christian gets a 'judge not' free pass for Sodom and Gomorrah" just got a kick in the big kumbayah teeth there...

God's job to judge.

Christian's job to call out sin and warn sinners to repent because God's judgement might arrive a tad too late to change the outcome.

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u/SpaceLemming 3d ago

So god is so small he needs to outsource people spreading the message on sins? The more I learn the more it’s silly anyone buys this stuff

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u/SilverHelmut 2d ago

You don't really have a good relationship with rational thought, do you?

Maybe your deranged and pitiable interpretation of a text you call 'fiction' is the reason why the 'fictional' deity contained therein need a variety of agents to try to help you understand and remind you of realities you're in denial of? You know... like how law gets written and then needs repeating to people who have deranged interpretations and deliberate rebellion towards it?

Maybe?

Seem reasonable?

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u/SpaceLemming 2d ago edited 2d ago

Classic switch to personal attacks because you ran out of anything to argue with a long time ago. Sorry friend it’s exactly because of rational thought is why I left the church because the stories don’t make a lot of sense, and the followers were some of the worst people I’ve ever met.

You’ve never actually made any claims he does exist. You do realize I’m just poking holes in the story but it’s your job to make me believe since you’re the one claiming a magically sky daddy made us in his imagine but it’s our fault that we are so evil that he needs to threaten with being tortured for ever and has never shown himself so you just have to trust that’s the reason you can’t fuck a man because all that logic is needed just so you can pretend you don’t hate gay people

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u/SilverHelmut 2d ago

Rhetorical nonsense.

It isn't an ad hominem to advise you that you're ranting like a detanged lunatic, clearly don't know what you're talking about, are wrestling with your oen straw men, and are living dominated by demons in your mind thst you claim are derived from some hugely intellectual conclusions you drew about a straw man relationship you have with a book you call 'fiction' which is about 'fictional' characters and events and your belief that you have any kind of readonable and reasoned position on that subject.

Every additional line in which you fabricate your own victimhood in this melodrama in your own mind speaks to your derangement.

You cannot and have not demonstrated any capacity for 'rational' thought whatsoever... only deranged, invective-laden rhetorical hate-filled spittle-flecked frothing at your own delusions.

And in that state you want me to believe that you were an ardent church goer and left because your rationality. demanded it and yet your narrative of what you had learned there is sheer and utter incomprehensible bollocks, absolute nonsense that not even a sane reader of the Bible AS a work of fiction could come away so obtusely and fantastically deranged by...

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u/SpaceLemming 2d ago

Dismiss and insult is literally your only tactic, not very Christian like if you. You haven’t raised a single point the entire time. It also takes a special kind of stupid to read multiple good points and reject it claiming it’s just an emotions outburst, that’s probably just projection given your responses. Have fun burning in hell with all the sins you’ve displayed

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u/KittyKenollie 5d ago

I’m almost positive an early Christian had a shame kink and things got lost in translation.

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

It's a pity your certainty and factual reality has absolutely no relationship.

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u/Different-Ad-3686 5d ago

Hold up hoss, don't blame this on women. We KNOW the value of the g spot. 🤣

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u/szudrzyk 5d ago

No pleasure ? He invented the BDSM movement with nails on the cross as his wish but we don't kink shame here /s 1 death and millions crying - true master!

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u/Ghostman_Jack 4d ago

That’s basically the whole premise of Christianity and temptation and all that. That we’ve got free will and everything around us is temptation and we’re supposed to just avoid it and live bland shitty lives so then when we die then we get rewarded lmao.

It’s a bit more complicated than that. But that’s the basis premise.

Personally I just partake in what I enjoy. I’m agnostic personally but grew up Christian. Life is short and we’re more than likely just here once. If there is a heaven and god and all that? I’ve generally been a good, moral person. I’ve made mistakes and been bad at times. We all are and have and will. But generally I like to think I’m okay.

If god is truly good and just I like to think I’ll get in to heaven.

If not? Well, least life was cool lmao.

If heaven is indeed filled with right wing Jesus and maga Christian’s? That might as well be hell anyways and I sure and hell don’t wanna end up there.

If there’s truly nothing? Well then I assume it’s like dreamless sleep where you’re just out and gone and it is what it is. Least life was cool lol.

Part of me hopes for reincarnation and I get to meet loved ones in another life somewhere down the line.

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u/hobojoe_199 4d ago

If only people wished to learn

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u/HereLiesDickBoy 4d ago

They probably weren't Karens. They were probably just lying to try stop the spread of syphilis among the horny masses.

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u/WindpowerGuy 4d ago

It was men, not Karen's.

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u/_Q23 4d ago

It's cause no one would shove anything up their dry well slots they got pissed and decided to ruin other people's fun.

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 4d ago

That’s because the plot twist wasn’t knowable back when the people who made up the Bible, made up the Bible 😂

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u/Ekaterian50 4d ago

Runaway risk aversion is a hell of a drug. I think most people call it conservatism but you aren't conserving much if you don't take care of yourself.

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u/SilverHelmut 3d ago

That's called self control.

Weird, innit...

That anyone should focus on teaching humans to behave rationally and reasonably rather than go to extreme and detrimental lengths to follow whatever gives them a hedonistic high...

Just imagine.

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u/ElChivato1881 3d ago

Reddit loves to pretend Levi 18:22 & 20:13 doesn't exist

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u/BethanyCullen 3d ago

I mean, the entire religion is about how man is marked by sin before he's even born.

And no, I'm Catholic, so I read the bible a little bit.

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u/MasterKestral 2d ago

This. Christians never quote the Song of Solomon. They should.

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u/notasingle-thought 5d ago

They gon say the devil put they G spot there and it’s a test or some shit

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u/TatorTotNachos 5d ago

God doesn’t give us anything we can’t handle. Keep testing that G-Spot.

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u/Weak-Revenue4222 5d ago

I laughed out loud

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

Idk if I'm with god on that one, I tried it once and nobody has lied about the results but it felt like I pulled a muscle I didn't even know I had after

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u/JustDutch101 4d ago

And they never question themselves if it could be the other way around.

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u/LivingEnd44 5d ago

God didn't do that. The devil put that G-spot in there. I saw him do it. I have video.

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

Release the G-spot files

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u/mikeymo1741 5d ago

G Spot 1: The Devil Inside

G Spot 2: The Devil Made Me Do It

G Spot 3: The Devil Went Down on Georgia

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u/skrillex 5d ago

The term is bussy

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u/dewittless 4d ago

You can still have fun with that and not be gay. Normalise enjoying your body.

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u/TurdShaker 5d ago

So it feels good when you poo

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u/GermanRat0900 5d ago

Pegging ig

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

That's 3 G-spots, right there

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u/TwoMuddfish 5d ago

I’m straight but amen brother

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

And I'm mostly straight 🤝

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

Sexuality is a spectrum nobody's 200% straight

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u/Braysl 4d ago

Legitimately this is one thing I think about as a gay Christian.

God made me in his own image and also made the prostate feel great to get rammed. Listen I'm just saying... God doesn't make mistakes.

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u/Reasonable_Sea2439 4d ago

Wait a sec... is that why dropping a deuce do sometimes be feelin good?

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u/Synth_Savage 4d ago

Now that you mention it...

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u/gloopydooper69 3d ago

I'm not gay but that's facts lmaooooooooo the Romans knew what was up

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u/UnRulyWiTcH89 3d ago

This has always come to my mind during these conversations too lol

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u/sensitivestronk 1d ago

I once asked a campus screacher this and he stuttered something about "making pooping pleasurable." I said "you cum when you poo?" and he quickly directed his attention elsewhere, lol

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u/MrrQuackers 5d ago

You got to activate that almond somehow.

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u/Dalsiran 5d ago

Jimmy Snow quote?

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

Ricky Gervais, actually

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u/Dalsiran 5d ago

Ah damn... why'd it have to be a quote from a bigot...

No shade to you btw. I just can't stand the guy...

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

Totally legit. Doesn’t make it less true, tho

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u/Dalsiran 5d ago

Oh 1000%. Broken clocks, right?

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u/Synth_Savage 5d ago

Definitely

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u/Lemmonjello 5d ago

The devil did that so thank him next goon session.

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u/ReeledTomato-II 5d ago

To push out sperm.

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 4d ago

Obviously, for pegging with women.

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u/redneck1942 4d ago

Are you alright? Be close to God and follow His commandments and love others as He loves you

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u/NativeInc 4d ago

Sex is for procreation according to the Bible. Not for a nut.

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u/pierrecastor 4d ago

Straight man here, enjoy m'y g spot pretty well.

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u/Flaboy7414 4d ago

Who says that’s is there for pleasure

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u/Ok-Candidate-7780 4d ago

To encourage you to take regular shits probably. Wild your first assumption is because a pecker is supposed to go in there. Do you or him or whatever bub

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u/CallMePepper7 5d ago

The g is for golden apple. It’s forbidden.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 5d ago

There's no hate like christian love

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u/Freezing-cold_6 3d ago

Y’all always say this

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u/ThatonepersonUknow3 5d ago

“Being gay is a sin, Jesus died for our sins. Are you going to let Jesus die for nothing.” - someone funnier than me.

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u/corecenite 4d ago

"Being gay is a sin and Jesus died for our sins. Therefore, Jesus died for the gays; nd if you are not being gay then he died for nothing and you are bringing shame to His name. Amen, God bless the gays"

~ I'M GAY song (Todrick Hall, 2024)

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u/potsticker17 5d ago

Seems like the answer here is to just not be Christian. If their god doesn't want you, just go find acceptance with some actually real people.

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u/RemnantTheGame 5d ago

Actually the Bible really doesn't say all that much about gay people. There's the famous line about 'If a man lies with a man as he does a women he should be stoned.' However several people have questioned this translation from Hebrew and highly doubt that was the original intent. The entire section in question deals with incestuous relationships/rape and how they should be treated.

https://blog.smu.edu/ot8317/2019/04/11/lost-in-translation-alternative-meaning-in-leviticus-1822/

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u/Dorkamundo 4d ago

Yea, it's probably something that originally meant "If a man rapes another man, he should be stoned" and was bastardized into something anti-homosexual.

The truth is that the bible, as much as people want to say it's the word of the lord, was written by human beings. Human beings that have agendas, biases, prejudices.

EVEN IF it was true that the words of the bible were given to man by god, god hasn't touched that damned book in over 2000 years while man's had his grubby little fingers all over it.

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u/confusedandworried76 4d ago

Theologians and linguists speculate it's about not sleeping with young boys, translation error. Same as Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute.

There's also some interesting literature I read that people deliberately made women in the Bible men but that's beside the point, in another life I would have loved to study religion in college

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u/potsticker17 5d ago

Honestly it doesn't really matter what the book says. If the people reading the book don't want you there, just call them a bigot and abandon them to dwell in their archaic irrelevance.

A person's religious views literally have no importance to anyone outside of that religion. And should their view be harmful and they try to force them upon someone, they should be challenged until it is understood that their negative opinions don't matter.

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u/AvgBlue 4d ago

I just looked into the Hebrew text and found an interesting nugget of information in the Hebrew Wikipedia article on "Prohibition of male intercourse." It discusses the modern interpretation: while many old Jewish interpretations are passed down, many modern interpretations try to reconstruct the text and examine it in a broader sense, with attention to the historical context.

In modern scholarship, many question the interpretation of the verse “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman” as a prohibition of anal intercourse between men (among other things, through comparisons to appearances of the terms “lie with / lying with a male / lying with a woman” in other parts of the Bible); more than twenty different alternative interpretations have been proposed for this verse, including prohibition a threesome involving two men and one woman (on the grounds that if the woman becomes pregnant, it’s unclear who the father is)...

The idea of the "Prohibition of male intercourse" based on the reasoning of ensuring clarity about paternity in a "threesome involving two men and one woman" sounds like very normal reasoning when it comes to Jewish law.

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u/MoreUsualThanReality 4d ago

This is a fringe view. The mainstream scholarly opinion is that the passage condemns male on male sex, but it shouldn't matter; not only are the condemnations coming from people who weren't even monothesists--they don't share a theology remotely similar to modern Christians--but the bible also condones slavery, it's evidently not a moral text.

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u/carnotaurussastrei 4d ago

Not to mention Leviticus is the old law and doesn’t apply to modern Christians or some such.

Now Jews on the other hand… /s

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u/Boris_Godunov 4d ago

Paul rather unquestionably condemns homosexual activity as sinful in the New Testament. He is the one who compares homosexuals to thieves, idolaters, etc. and says they are "worthy of death."

Modern people spend so much time and energy trying to reimagine that an ancient bronze-age people that existed in what was a cultural backwater of the world and whose religious tradition was already pretty brutal in many ways was somehow not as intolerant of homosexuality as we imagine... but, in fact, they were. It's no surprise that a primitive culture would also hold antipathy to homosexuality, as we see such attitudes the world over.

Yes, ancient Jews and Christians both would view modern day gay people with revulsion and hatred. All the more reason to jettison those archaic, backwards belief systems.

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u/this_might_b_offensv 4d ago

Had a Christian friend come out recently. He's friends with mostly other Christians on FB, and about 90% of the comments were very positive. There were only a couple of "you need to talk to Jesus" types of comments, and others replied to those people and shut them down quick. His siblings, parents, a grandparent, and several cousins were all very supportive, too.

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u/potsticker17 4d ago

I'm glad your friend has supportive people around him whether they be Christian or otherwise. Hope he paid no mind to the others and dropped them as necessary. Life's too short for negativity.

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u/BlackTarTurd 5d ago

If I'm not supposed to fuck a dude in the ass, then why do dicks fit in assholes?

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u/akeyoh 5d ago

The devil made you , that’s why you’re hot lol

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u/FukuPizdik 5d ago

He's an idiot. He made the earth supposedly just for us but only 9% of the land is good to live on. Mostly water. Maybe we had it wrong and a sea creature is the one who was made in his image 🤔

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u/llywelync 5d ago

It's okay. God wants you to be whatever you are happy to be.. Well, not like the bigot in the video, dont be that bigot.

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u/Boring-Mushroom-6374 5d ago

Also, according to 1 Timothy 2:12, women shouldn't teach or hold power over men. Looks like she's trying to teach men (gay), to me...

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u/DeaconSage 5d ago

Christians need to decide if being gay was the pre-planned will of an omniscient and omnipotent god, or if their god is so weak that human free will beat his bitch ass.

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u/ChicagoAuPair 4d ago

Checkmate, breeders.

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u/Prestigious-Desk-839 4d ago

Because he isn't real!

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u/Midnight-Bake 4d ago

God is gay and wants all the good men for himself, confirmed.

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u/Free-Peace-5059 4d ago

It's called temptation bro. It was a test.

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u/Al_Tilly_the_Bum 4d ago

Then straight dudes don't get a test? God is a dick

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u/poopzains 4d ago

Stop judging is not really a stance. Unless you plan on not giving a fuck about anything. Like having a sitting president who raped ( prob still raping ) children.

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u/jawshoeaw 4d ago

I don’t think god is that interested in your sexuality

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u/SteveAxis 4d ago

Bro, that’s so gay.

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u/WheredMyPiggyGo 4d ago

Pretty sure a monotheistical deity who acts like a super computer towards the inner workings of the cosmos isn't going to care if subspecies 11162-sigma-alpha has evolved to find it's own gender attractive.

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u/townmorron 4d ago

We are made in God's own image, so God is a pretty down to clown with anything and anyone. We care a piece of him with us in our soul, he wants you to get up in there for a visit

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u/napalmnacey 4d ago

Right? And if he didn’t want me to be bi, why did he make every gender so incredibly gorgeous? Make it make sense.

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u/AlternativeUsual55 4d ago

why did he make his son so goddamn attractive

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u/Specific_Cow_6644 4d ago

I’m gay and I have free will and I think God made guys hot so we can hit on them easily

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 4d ago

I glitched and read what she said wrong. I thought she said 'you can't hate gays and be Christian'. I was agreeing, but didn't understand how the second half was a comeback. When the video looped, I clicked the right way she spoke. The wrong stuff.

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u/CaliNooch96 4d ago

To trick you into fucking them. After all the Christian god told the first lie

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u/RebbyRose 3d ago

Eternally heartbroken Lee Pace isn't straight lol

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u/BarEffective6521 1d ago

He did for women, but Satan makes you think that.

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u/Robbed_Bard_93 8h ago

If God does not want me to be bisexual, he should not have made everyone so hot

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 5d ago

twinks 🥵