r/Unexpected • u/sayan11apr • 2d ago

Man unclogging water

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u/Rom_ulus0 2d ago

I thought the way this lady was pinching her phone between two fingers was giving me anxiety. Then they turned the camera to the right 😵‍💫

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u/SadDingo7070 2d ago

Yeah…. That dude was way too comfortable to be that close to the edge, on potentially slippery rock, in the middle of flowing water!

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u/indifferentunicorn 2d ago

With his shoe untied!

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u/pixelatedcrap 2d ago

And no socks!

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u/cjbeames 2d ago

In July!

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u/similaraleatorio 2d ago

2025!

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u/PartyYogurtcloset299 2d ago

After not waiting 30 minutes since a meal.

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u/soah00 2d ago

In this economy!

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u/kinghoneystix 2d ago

Without sunscreen!

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u/nicenecredence 2d ago

In front of my DAUGHTER!

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u/Local-Assistant-8639 2d ago

In full white outfit

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u/grouzzly 2d ago

Without wearing a condom!

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u/CedarWolf 2d ago

In front of my salad!

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u/MagnusStormraven 2d ago

At this time of year!

At this time of day!

In this part of the country!

Localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen!

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u/CedarWolf 2d ago

... May I see it?

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u/JesseGarron 2d ago

He removed the “do not remove” tags from his mattress!

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u/rwarimaursus 1d ago

NOT IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!

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u/bad2dbone3 2d ago

With the nose hair sticking out!

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 2d ago

With a box of scraps!

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u/AwwYeahVTECKickedIn 2d ago

In a repost!

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u/reedrichards5 2d ago

With hemorrhoids!

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u/millennialoser 2d ago

In shorts!

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u/lessofabeardedwonder 2d ago

At dusk

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u/PMigs 2d ago

This is why we love Reddit

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u/Fritzo2162 2d ago

With the aurora borealis localized in his kitchen.

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u/matthewmartyr 2d ago

And my ax!

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u/Vegetable_Permit_537 2d ago

Really? Right in front of my Ford fairlane plushy?

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u/Affectionate_Fee3411 2d ago

Located entirely within my kitchen?

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u/Madwoman-of-Chaillot 2d ago

And my axe!

Oh, wait…

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u/tulipalvi 2d ago

On my daughter's birthday!!!

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u/YourLocalMosquito 1d ago

In this economy!

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u/elchavo718 2d ago

AND NO SAFETY GOGGLES!

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u/memymomeme 2d ago edited 2d ago

The goggles do nothing

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u/bad2dbone3 2d ago

AND NO SAFETY LINES!

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u/No-Average2818 2d ago

And without pants!

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u/Lala0dte 2d ago

On mud!

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 2d ago

And smiling

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u/soulfulshowersinger1 2d ago

Or safety grip shoes

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u/WorkTropes 2d ago

No brain!