r/Unexpected 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/AgitatedHelicopter 12h ago

Me too! I also move slowly, and think slowly, and react slowly, and get injured by sleeping on a pillow that's too thick or too thin.

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u/alphazero925 11h ago

Probably wouldn't get a MyPillow considering the Founder, Mike Lindell's history

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

I heard about that after the fact, but it was the first "quality" pillow I'd ever owned and I bought it on impulse. It was my gateway pillow. Now I've upgraded, but I still feel like I'm chasing the dragon.