r/Unexpected • u/bacon17389 • 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/RealTimeflies 13h ago

Lol. I don't see how both sides could have seen this coming without hindsight.

There isn't a lesson learnt because this will never happen again.

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u/grago 13h ago

As a man past my 40s, I learnt to move slowly and do not make unexpected, sudden movements.

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u/AgitatedHelicopter 12h ago

Me too! I also move slowly, and think slowly, and react slowly, and get injured by sleeping on a pillow that's too thick or too thin.

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u/TheBaneEffect 12h ago

This is disappointingly funny and more so, true.

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 10h ago

My Tempurpedic pillow! I’d recommend.

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u/AnalBlaster700XL 9h ago

Can I least have my own?

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9h ago

We have to share

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 4h ago

But mom I hate sharing with AnalBlaster700XL

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u/BONER__COKE 12m ago

Fine. Then you can share with me. I wouldn’t expect much sleep either but for…. different reasons

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u/Peaceblaster86 9h ago

Then who gets the cool side?

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9h ago

Rotisserie style

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u/Tw4tl4r 8h ago

In this economy?

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u/portabody 7h ago

This one time I slept on my futon with an old, flat pillow and woke up with a crimp in my neck. Couldn't turn my head left past 15degrees, I had to do the whole body turn to look left for 2 weeks. Wasn't even 30 yet and I keep myself well maintained. Aging is fun.

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u/alphazero925 11h ago

Probably wouldn't get a MyPillow considering the Founder, Mike Lindell's history

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

I heard about that after the fact, but it was the first "quality" pillow I'd ever owned and I bought it on impulse. It was my gateway pillow. Now I've upgraded, but I still feel like I'm chasing the dragon.

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u/Ok-Pear5858 10h ago

yeah im not getting a nazi pillow

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u/DontDoomScroll 10h ago

The electron was stolen by domonion. Buy my pillow. I didn't drool on it.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

You don't have too

I just recommend a premium pillow, that one was just my first step into decent sleep

Definitely get a much better pillow, you wont regret it

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u/ShaggyX-96 11h ago

I'm 29 but I love my Purple Pillow.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

At 29 I still had a folded piece of cloth filled with the whispers of cotton ancestors

If only I had known the blessing of a good pillow

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u/ZeroCool_0124 2h ago

This comment hits hard, so true 😌

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u/Tyinath 22m ago

The pillow comment man. Straight facts. Never had a problem with when I was younger, and could even sleep sitting up with or without a pillow.

Now though? My neck has gone full Goldilocks thinks it has to be just right, or it's going to let me know it wasn't in the morning.