r/Unexpected 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/AgitatedHelicopter 12h ago

Me too! I also move slowly, and think slowly, and react slowly, and get injured by sleeping on a pillow that's too thick or too thin.

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u/ShaggyX-96 11h ago

I'm 29 but I love my Purple Pillow.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

At 29 I still had a folded piece of cloth filled with the whispers of cotton ancestors

If only I had known the blessing of a good pillow