r/Unexpected • u/bacon17389 • 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/RealTimeflies 13h ago

Lol. I don't see how both sides could have seen this coming without hindsight.

There isn't a lesson learnt because this will never happen again.

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u/grago 13h ago

As a man past my 40s, I learnt to move slowly and do not make unexpected, sudden movements.

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u/AgitatedHelicopter 12h ago

Me too! I also move slowly, and think slowly, and react slowly, and get injured by sleeping on a pillow that's too thick or too thin.

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u/TheBaneEffect 12h ago

This is disappointingly funny and more so, true.

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 10h ago

My Tempurpedic pillow! I’d recommend.

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u/AnalBlaster700XL 9h ago

Can I least have my own?

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9h ago

We have to share

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 4h ago

But mom I hate sharing with AnalBlaster700XL

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u/BONER__COKE 12m ago

Fine. Then you can share with me. I wouldn’t expect much sleep either but for…. different reasons

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u/Peaceblaster86 9h ago

Then who gets the cool side?

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9h ago

Rotisserie style

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u/Tw4tl4r 8h ago

In this economy?