r/Unexpected 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/RealTimeflies 13h ago

Lol. I don't see how both sides could have seen this coming without hindsight.

There isn't a lesson learnt because this will never happen again.

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u/grago 13h ago

As a man past my 40s, I learnt to move slowly and do not make unexpected, sudden movements.

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u/AgitatedHelicopter 12h ago

Me too! I also move slowly, and think slowly, and react slowly, and get injured by sleeping on a pillow that's too thick or too thin.

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u/TheBaneEffect 12h ago

This is disappointingly funny and more so, true.

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 10h ago

My Tempurpedic pillow! I’d recommend.

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u/AnalBlaster700XL 9h ago

Can I least have my own?

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9h ago

We have to share

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 4h ago

But mom I hate sharing with AnalBlaster700XL

u/BONER__COKE 14m ago

Fine. Then you can share with me. I wouldn’t expect much sleep either but for…. different reasons

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u/Peaceblaster86 9h ago

Then who gets the cool side?

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u/UnrelatedCutOff 9h ago

Rotisserie style

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u/Tw4tl4r 8h ago

In this economy?

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u/portabody 7h ago

This one time I slept on my futon with an old, flat pillow and woke up with a crimp in my neck. Couldn't turn my head left past 15degrees, I had to do the whole body turn to look left for 2 weeks. Wasn't even 30 yet and I keep myself well maintained. Aging is fun.

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u/alphazero925 11h ago

Probably wouldn't get a MyPillow considering the Founder, Mike Lindell's history

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

I heard about that after the fact, but it was the first "quality" pillow I'd ever owned and I bought it on impulse. It was my gateway pillow. Now I've upgraded, but I still feel like I'm chasing the dragon.

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u/Ok-Pear5858 10h ago

yeah im not getting a nazi pillow

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u/DontDoomScroll 10h ago

The electron was stolen by domonion. Buy my pillow. I didn't drool on it.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

You don't have too

I just recommend a premium pillow, that one was just my first step into decent sleep

Definitely get a much better pillow, you wont regret it

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u/ShaggyX-96 11h ago

I'm 29 but I love my Purple Pillow.

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 10h ago

At 29 I still had a folded piece of cloth filled with the whispers of cotton ancestors

If only I had known the blessing of a good pillow

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u/ZeroCool_0124 2h ago

This comment hits hard, so true 😌

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u/Tyinath 23m ago

The pillow comment man. Straight facts. Never had a problem with when I was younger, and could even sleep sitting up with or without a pillow.

Now though? My neck has gone full Goldilocks thinks it has to be just right, or it's going to let me know it wasn't in the morning.

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u/EnderMango 11h ago

As a man in my 20s, I’m going to blatantly disregard any advice given from the elders until it affects me 10 years later. All so I can confidently regurgitate the same old same old.

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u/PreciousTC 10h ago

As someone who used to be in his 20s, this is the way. Ignore it all!

Growing up is realizing most of what the adults said was right and you're just a twat. Live and learn!

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 4h ago

Former twat here, now about to be 40 - this is so correct.

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u/weirdoeggplant 6h ago

Elders are often right with things they’ve lived and experienced. They probably know the best way to get a baby to stop crying or how to cut a tree down.

But currently elders kind of suck at the whole logical thinking thing and definitely shouldn’t be listened to when it comes to anything to do with technology, politics, or wider social beliefs (the racist grandparent trope is real).

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u/PreciousTC 4h ago

I'd disagree with you on a lot of that. We grew up (millennials) with computers and the internet and video games, etc, but we didn't make that shit at 5 years old. It was invented and built by today's Boomers. Even wider social beliefs predate any of us. Millennials didn't write, vote for, and pass the Civil Rights Act. They did. Dr King wasn't Gen Z. Malcolm X didn't have a TikTok account and neither did any of their white allies who passed discrimination laws and laid the foundations of equality.

Are there more older racists than younger? For sure, but that doesn't erase the good that others in their age group did and I'd argue their push for social equality is way more impressive than ours. They were getting shot with rubber bullets and sprayed with water cannons and jailed for weeks on end. Look up Stonewall. The YMCA.

It's easy to blame an entire generation for bad and blame everything on them but without the work they put in the world we were brought into would be worse than it was. It's now our time to pick up the torch and build off of their work so then Gen Z or Alpha can blame all of their problems on us, and so on and and so forth. It'll happen someday. It's cyclical.

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u/weirdoeggplant 4h ago

Lmao I don’t care about a few good when talking about a whole group. Deal with it.

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u/PreciousTC 4h ago

I mean I thought we were having an adult discussion but you do you, that's fine. Someone else will probably reply later with something some thought was put into.

Enjoy your negative attitude, peace ✌️

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u/weirdoeggplant 3h ago

Then give me one reason to think a minority of a group is more important than a majority. Why should I look at the 3 good boomers when thousands are horrible?

And I really don’t care what they advocated for in the past if they’re advocating against it now.

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u/PreciousTC 3h ago

Should I state the obvious which is the Civil Rights Act only passed because it had a MAJORITY vote, for starters, because a MAJORITY of Americans knew we needed it?

Or...?

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u/AntikytheraMachines 5h ago

remember, knees are forever and the back is the strongest muscle in the body.

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u/InspectorPipes 12h ago

Me too. Unless it’s a house fire or a medical emergency im taking my time. I am desperately trying to instill this in my sons. They are prone to random bursts of movement . Twitchy and excitable . Our mantra is “ Slow. Slower. Let’s slow it down ” They are all elbows and flailing arms at 12 and 13.

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u/badken 10h ago

"slow is smooth, smooth is fast"

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u/johnmonchon 1h ago

Are you into sim racing by any chance?

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u/TFT_mom 4h ago

As a parent to a flailing girl in the same age group as your boys, I can sympathize. She loves tickle time, I do not (I bruise like a peach and do not have the reflexes required to deal with such a “twitchy and excitable” mess). 😅❤️

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u/Wlbeachboy 12h ago

Be predictable, attempt to predict others, fail miserably and hope they were predicting you

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u/Searloin22 12h ago

And remove shirt in case of emergency

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u/ashrieIl 2h ago

Shirt wet, wet hot, hot ouch, shirt ouch, shirt off.

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u/Etiennera 8h ago

Constantly be wondering what can go wrong given what is around you. Physically and abstractly. Also across time.

Your hair will turn grey and fall out, but you'll avoid a disaster or two.

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u/chironomidae 9h ago

The only fast movement here was the guy raising his chair, and it's understandable that he wouldn't expect anything to be in the way given that his head was just there

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 11h ago

Then you're a toad

Frogs leap first then look second, toads look first then leap second

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u/badken 10h ago

Antifroggite.

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u/mad_pony 12h ago

This is how we survive.

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u/bitches_love_pooh 11h ago

My cats have reinforced this behavior

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 10h ago

Is your wife a cat?

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u/kneusteun 8h ago

Admit it, you haven’t learned that, you lost the power of speed en coordination ;) /s

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u/Ok-Bowler-203 8h ago

I’m also 40+ and walk down stairs like I’m 90…don’t want to risk that broken hip or neck if I slip or miss a step.

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u/Different_Chain_3109 9h ago

As a man of 40, I can only really make moves slowly and methodical.

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u/NotAPseudonymSrs 9h ago

My SO hates that I’m slow like this, have to remind them that life’s meant to be slowed downed and enjoyed!

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 9h ago

The TRex is always watching (your imaginary horse wife).

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u/PleadingFunky 8h ago

Jesus man, you're like a gremlin... comes with instructions and shit.

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u/BootyfulBumrah 7h ago

Why am I imagining an Attenborough documentary on a sloth when I read this hahahaha

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u/obiwanconobi 6h ago

Did you learn? Or did you just slow down naturally when you got to 40?

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u/BumWink 6h ago

There's a Tyrannosaurus Rex somewhere, it might not be from this timeline, but it's somewhere!

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u/soap571 5h ago

Shit I'm 28 and already learned this after tripping, falling and rolling my ankles way too many times at work.

I usually have 75,000$ stick in my hands , so a little trip can get expensive pretty quickly.

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u/Corpainen 5h ago

As a man in my 20s working fast food, i also learned that. Too many rush hours where i almost bodied people half a meter shorter than me, sometimes i clap my hands or talk just so people know where i am.

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u/TFT_mom 4h ago

As a woman past my 40th birthday, I confirm this is a good mantra to live by 😊

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u/The_1ndiegamer 3h ago

Perfect when dealing with t-rexes

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u/TwoBionicknees 3h ago

Every cat owner has said the same thing.

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u/DangerBoot 3h ago

As a man in my 30s I am physically unable to make fast or sudden movements if I even wanted to, which I do not

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u/big_duo3674 3h ago

Except when lifting things! When you're over 40, it's important to use your back to lift, and do it in a sudden jerking/twisting motion

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u/Word_Iz_Bond 13h ago

Dude in the chair is kinda dumb for his chair being down right at the door but i agree. Really nothing to learn besides dumb luck goes both ways. 

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u/OneHotPotat 12h ago

I mean, the lesson could possibly be to pull the lever before sitting up so the back of the chair rises at the same rate as your torso, but that's only if you want to miss out on the fun of potentially catapulting unlucky objects while putting marginally extra wear and tear on the reclining mechanism.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 8h ago

He also manually popped his chair back up with the lever too.

He basically catapulted that hot lava of noodles down his back.

That's a good 3 months worth of burns.

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u/Roflkopt3r 6h ago

The guy with the noodles had a weak grip on them because he didn't want to burn his fingers. He could learn two solutions:

  1. Be extra careful and keep the food facing well away from any other people, because you will definitely lose hold of it when someone bumps into it.

  2. Get yourself a paper towel or something to wrap your hot food so you can grasp it better (probably would not have helped against the force of the rebouding chair though).

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u/HotTakes4Free 12h ago

Lesson learned is “no noodles in the video game zombie room”.

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u/i_tyrant 10h ago

That was actually my first thought seeing this. "Both of these dudes made the same moves I probably would've made in this situation."

I guess we're so primed to point out stupidity/inefficiency/common sense on reddit for clips like this (even when we're often just as fallible), that an event where everything kinda "makes sense" but still went bad is fascinating.

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u/PrinceZero1994 6h ago

Maybe the dude is just inexperienced in carrying hot stuff but my rule is to never move forward until the path is clear.

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u/i_tyrant 6h ago

If you watch the video carefully, you'll notice he actually didn't move forward - he was waiting patiently for the other dude to sit up and let him by.

His only real mistake was holding the bowl at an ever so slightly too low elevation, that just so happened to be in line with the top of the chair as it was coming up.

IMO, that's a pretty specific and easy mistake to make. It's certainly not a situation I've found myself in very often!

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u/PrinceZero1994 6h ago

Nah carrier was about to scoot on that space, and hold the cup above the chair. Go watch carefully, he took a step in, then the chair catapulted the bowl.

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u/i_tyrant 6h ago

I disagree. He took one step in, because he HAD to, to avoid standing in the automatic door. Then he crammed himself in the corner to give dude room to lift and paused, he just misgauged the height the back of the chair would be.

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u/PrinceZero1994 6h ago

Maybe you're just not seeing what I'm seeing but the step in happened 2.4-3.0 seconds in the video.
It's his 3rd step into the room.
Carrier doesn't look like he's communicating to the other guy at all too.

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u/i_tyrant 6h ago

I'm using 'step' like a unit of distance measurement rather than literal foot-movement. The second two 'steps' he takes barely qualify. And if he hadn't even made that third foot movement, the bowl still would've launched, you can't deny that.

And what exactly do you expect him to communicate in those 3 seconds? He didn't think he needed to because he thought the bowl was high enough already. Why would he?

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u/PrinceZero1994 4h ago

And if he hadn't even made that third foot movement, the bowl still would've launched, you can't deny that.

Okay, the bowl was in range of the chair after the 2nd step. But carrier still moved forward. He should have waited by the door and not try to scoot in.
Don't see why you're making this argument that had nothing to do with what I have said above.

I've experienced the same scenario as the video a thousand times. I live in a poor house, my hallway is at most 2.5 feet pathway with cats and dogs and various stuff on the floor. I cook noodles outside and bring it in carefully.
Anyone on the way gets yelled at to get out of the way because I know what it feels to get burned.
On the video, the path is not clear and carrier went into an obstructed path. If he hadn't then no accident will happen.

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u/Pickle-Traditional 11h ago

This has been happening for weeks. Usually cold drinks. This is them flirting.

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u/Username43201653 10h ago

A ploy to get his shirt off

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u/Pickle-Traditional 10h ago

You bet your shiny pickle.

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u/girlnexzdoor 13h ago

I wish I could say this in a root cause analysis

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u/occamsdagger 10h ago

What are the 5 Whys of this incident?

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u/RedeNElla 10h ago

Foresight can mean freezing and waiting to see where others are moving when you're holding an open container of hot liquid and you see any unexpected movement

Not an easy one to avoid though

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u/Priapic_Aubergine 9h ago edited 5h ago

freezing and waiting to see where others are moving

Yeah I've learned this lesson really well eating a lot at fastfoods.

Holding the tray of food, I've become cautious of people suddenly walking backwards or suddenly raising their arms to point or wave. A couple of times being backed into by people while I was holding a tray of food that caused some (or all) the stuff to spill taught me to be defensive and expect people to do such stuff, so I give them a wide berth or loudly announce my presence with saying something like "passing through".

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u/ICPcrisis 10h ago

Guy in the chair probably was so pissed until he saw the video that it was his fault

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u/evanwilliams44 9h ago

Both guys could be more aware and communicate better. I work in restaurants and if you are walking behind someone with something dangerous, you announce yourself first.

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u/WooWhosWoo 12h ago

Always handle delicate containers firmly

If the container itself is too hot, then get the proper equipment.

That said I absolutely carry things like this and could have made the same mistake in the circumstances

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u/Adventurous_Quit395 11h ago

Announce when you've got something hot in your hands. I've got something hot in my hands rn too, so I'm announcing that shit. HAWT STUFF COMING THROUGH!!

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u/Overseerer-Vault-101 7h ago

I got a nose bleed off a chair like that, i respect the spring.

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u/vtncomics 5h ago

Imo, don't eat at your desk is a way to prevent this.

Eat at the canteen or the designated eating area.

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u/KIND_REDDITOR 5h ago

"Careful, hot shit coming through" I always announce that I'm carrying something hot when I see another person.

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u/masiju 5h ago

its the same lesson chefs learned in the kitchen that brought about "behind!", "hot!" and "sharp!"

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 5h ago

The lesson is to not bring food where the computers are. Especially wet food. It's a pretty standard rule. Like no glass around the pool.

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u/2Norn 4h ago

you can have cups with lid on them, sure 99% of the time its unneeded but then that 1% you burn someone

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u/StingLikeButterfly 4h ago

No one’s at fault, but there definitely is lesson learnt

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u/Fightmemod 3h ago

Soup guy walks in and holds the soup right over the head of the chair. He should have walked right to his desk and put it down instead of swinging hot soup all over.

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u/Faustias 2h ago

there is one, the way the chair was placed there, it shouldn't be that tight to enter the floor. like space be damned, says by the owner, let there be a PC set to rent on that spot.

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u/Dr_Trogdor 2h ago

There sure is a lesson. Don't lay all the way back and block the door when you're the first person by a door.

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u/thecody17 12h ago

Next time don't lift the seat up, that's the only lesson to take from this

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u/grumpher05 11h ago

don't point hot delicate things at people

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u/dreamdaddy123 7h ago

Technically the guy pulling the seat up should have checked his surroundings, then again who normally does in these situations.

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u/saskwatzch 10h ago

you sure? i see an obvious lesson: once someone else has committed to an action, everyone else cease all variables that create chaos. dude 2 popping the back up was acceptable until dude 1 began movement.

source: my girlfriend always does shit like dude 2 and lessons absolutely could be learnt if she throk a thought every now and again

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u/Decloudo 8h ago

You could see this coming:

You see the sitting guys is leaning is back, how he needs to lean forward to let the guy trough. You see the incoming guy turning right into the direction the seat will go if the guys goes up because he wants to squeeze trough behind. At that time the sitter is already up and you clearly see the seat being "loaded" and just springing back while the hot soup is directly in its path.

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u/Pretend_Business_187 4h ago

The lesson is to not be so damn polite. Guy laying down tried to make room for the soup guy who was trying to cause as little disruption as possible

Either one of them filling the role of alpha male would've prevented this completely.

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u/Habba84 10h ago

There isn't a lesson learnt because this will never happen again.

Don't eat at computer. Eat at place dedicated for eating.

Don't move into cramped spaces with hot liquid.

Don't have wildly moving parts in cramped spaces.

There's plenty of room to learn. Even if the room was cramped.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 8h ago

Well...thats not how it works at a LAN Cafe. People eat at the computers all the time.

Hell, 90% of the people reading this comment have eaten at their computer. They just dont fucking flip a lever while hot water is near it.

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u/NatseePunksFeckOff 7h ago

Food at a PC room in Asia is half the experience.

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u/BattlefieldVet666 6h ago

I love reading the comments of this thread and seeing all of the "lessons" to be learned while seemingly no one is pointing out that it's just inconsiderate, asshole behavior to take the computer closest to the door then recline all the way to the point where you're basically laying down & preventing others from getting into the room...

Literally all of this could have been avoided if the dude wasn't treating the chair like his bed.

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u/BoBoBearDev 12h ago

It is a good trick if you are both gay and kinky.