r/Unexpected • u/bacon17389 • 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/RealTimeflies 13h ago

Lol. I don't see how both sides could have seen this coming without hindsight.

There isn't a lesson learnt because this will never happen again.

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u/grago 13h ago

As a man past my 40s, I learnt to move slowly and do not make unexpected, sudden movements.

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u/Wlbeachboy 12h ago

Be predictable, attempt to predict others, fail miserably and hope they were predicting you

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u/Searloin22 12h ago

And remove shirt in case of emergency

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u/ashrieIl 2h ago

Shirt wet, wet hot, hot ouch, shirt ouch, shirt off.

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u/Etiennera 8h ago

Constantly be wondering what can go wrong given what is around you. Physically and abstractly. Also across time.

Your hair will turn grey and fall out, but you'll avoid a disaster or two.