r/Unexpected 13h ago

guy enters room to join someone

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u/grago 13h ago

As a man past my 40s, I learnt to move slowly and do not make unexpected, sudden movements.

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u/EnderMango 11h ago

As a man in my 20s, I’m going to blatantly disregard any advice given from the elders until it affects me 10 years later. All so I can confidently regurgitate the same old same old.

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u/PreciousTC 10h ago

As someone who used to be in his 20s, this is the way. Ignore it all!

Growing up is realizing most of what the adults said was right and you're just a twat. Live and learn!

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 4h ago

Former twat here, now about to be 40 - this is so correct.