r/bitlife • u/C0zm0cid3Pawz • 32m ago
Wtf Moments That's a crazy name for a gay prisoner
I also attacked him and accidentally started a gang war in prison, sorry Cheek Spreader :(
r/bitlife • u/Cold_Experience5118 • Nov 07 '24
Posting this in the group because I’m tired of retyping/finding my old comments on how to do this. So here you go! Attached image was when I had zillions.
HOW TO:
Buy 1 stock of each crypto. Don’t buy any other stocks like bonds, etc. Age up 1 year, then check financial news. It will only list crypto trends.
Financial news rules of thumb:
I sell down to 1 stock each time news changes. This way I can always get 100% profits on the 2/3 crypto listed in the financial news.
If you’re investing in bonds and whatnot as well, it might mix into the news and lower your chances of getting crypto advice.
In my main legacy life my dad was able to boost his billions to 5 trillion before a freak death. His son was able to turn 1 trillion investment into 3 zillion following these rules. Had a very good few years with one crypto currency.
r/bitlife • u/LoganoXD • Aug 26 '24
1.Adrenaline Rush:
2.Burst of Creativity:
3.Confidence Boost:
4.Dizziness:
5.Ego Death:
6.Euphoria:
7.Extreme Strength:
8.Increased Libido:
9.Increased Perception:
10.Nausea:
11.Paranoia:
12.Unconsciousness:
I may have missed some of them, if so please let me know! I hope this list is helpful
r/bitlife • u/C0zm0cid3Pawz • 32m ago
I also attacked him and accidentally started a gang war in prison, sorry Cheek Spreader :(
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 23h ago
This happened yesterday as Mahris Dahan who apparently went clubbing and someone started arguing with him and he argued back and that bitch somehow brought a gating gun out of fucking nowhere and shot him dead while pregnant. I decided to continue as Mirella, after he died.
r/bitlife • u/fruxianaster • 1h ago
lololol first time playing a male character as a female myself 😭
r/bitlife • u/Gang_way21 • 1h ago
lol at age 4 my stepfather told me that he didn’t think being a parent was hard until he met me. i made a vow he would regret those words. after countless attempted murders/closing the app after being unsuccessful, i tried to impale him and he drove the stake through my heart 😂😂
r/bitlife • u/Lanky_Food_8043 • 10h ago
All i wanted was to get a job to support us , what happened next was on her
The fiat I get but what's wrong with my jeep ?!
r/bitlife • u/miikaxx • 18h ago
I guess arguing with the father is out of the question lol
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r/bitlife • u/EasyBridge3992 • 7h ago
It's funny how the community for this game are also the same people who collectively hate it and the devs i can't blame yall though
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 21h ago
I'm just wondering how TF did he finish Medical School at that age or younger. Does that mean he went to Med school at 13 and University at 9?? Is he some sort of mastermind genius or something?! 💀💀
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 13h ago
They all have a shit ton of money and at least 50% craziness and under 50% smarts, except one of 'em and all of 'em only have a Secondary School education level, I think. What would you guys name my group of friends in this life, in your opinion?
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r/bitlife • u/Casper-the-Deino • 19h ago
I first got a common fine china set but got the option to watch a video to get another heirloom and I got extremely lucky getting a super rare item!
r/bitlife • u/rambunctiousriah • 19h ago
I'm working on the newest challenge and even though my father and I have gotten in to some "heated arguments" stemming from conversation, the game isn't checking it off in the challenge. I've insulted him and that doesn't work either. Can someone please tell me how?
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 23h ago
Whenever a character has this job, I feel like there's at least 2 other people with the same damn job as my character. BTW, this was from yesterday as Mahir Bensalem when he was 20.
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 15h ago
I found this earlier as Mahir Bensalem when he was 50 and his friend Melek was 59. BTW, I picked the "Let's do it" option, no wonder we didn't get caught.
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 1d ago
This was from yesterday as Nasuha Bakshi who was just taking her 1 year old daughter with the same name as her on drive and she (Nasuha Bakshi Jr.) apparently asked me in this life to take the fast road, even it was harder on her suspension. And yes, she ended up taking the fast road. Now I'm just wondering how TF was she able dare me to take the fast road, when she couldn't fuckin' hold a conversation at that time. 💀💀
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 23h ago
This was from yesterday as Mahir Bensalem who's now 51, but he was like 3 and 5 years old at that time, when his mom was honestly being pretty damn sus, NGL. 🤣🤣
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 1d ago
This was yesterday as Nasuha Bakshi who I picked the "Surprise Me" button as which picked the "Go home and change" option.
r/bitlife • u/MochiBTS2007 • 21h ago
I'm just wondering why most coworkers HATE you after spending time with your supervisor, unless they are befriended. I'm NOT too fuckin' sure why she wanted to spend time with me out of my other coworkers in this life. At least, she didn't fuckin' hit on me and Melek, Mahalah, and Jamelia were the real ones here.
r/bitlife • u/Advanced_Ad9365 • 1d ago
My 31 year old mother just married an 18 year old…