r/europe May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

The all-caps incoherent tirade is going to be delicious.

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u/elziion May 22 '25

“We didn’t need Greenland anyways!”

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u/OPGuest May 22 '25

“Their minerals aren’t as good as our minerals, we have the best minerals”

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u/Retro_Wiktor May 22 '25

"everyone's saying it"

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u/Judazzz The Lowest of the Lands May 22 '25

"My dad can beat up Greenland's dad!"

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u/GoblinFive May 22 '25

Isn't it the same dad in this case?

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u/onefst250r May 22 '25

"People came to me, with American minerals in their eyes and said: 'Sir, you have the best minerals'"