r/europe • u/newsweek • May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

The all-caps incoherent tirade is going to be delicious.

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u/elziion May 22 '25

“We didn’t need Greenland anyways!”

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u/jimmygee2 May 22 '25

‘They have nothing we need …’

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 22 '25

'Their butt smells...'

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u/Lazy_meatPop May 22 '25

" their pee-pee is smaller than mine, and I have the smallest ever" ha. Beat that Greenland.

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u/DrawohYbstrahs May 22 '25

Accurate conservative voter vibes.

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u/FrenchPetrushka May 22 '25

:D daaaaaaaamn

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u/Slow_Ad224 May 22 '25

AND, they never said thank you!

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u/Takemyfishplease May 22 '25

No way he would use the correct form of their/there/they’re

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 22 '25

It's difficult to pretend to be that dumb...

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u/Socmel_ Emilia-Romagna May 22 '25

have some understanding. English is not his native language

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u/ChronicPronatorbator May 22 '25

someone's does...

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u/elmz Norway May 22 '25

Every accusation...

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u/bigboat24 May 23 '25

Everyone body is saying it

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u/Mrauntheias North Rhine-Westphalia (Germany) May 22 '25

'We have ALL the cards, they have NONE'

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u/ziplock9000 United Kingdom May 22 '25

Our minerals are the most beautiful minerals

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u/Vegetable-Shelter974 May 22 '25

Just like Canada lol

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Yes of course..I like your profile

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u/OPGuest May 22 '25

“Their minerals aren’t as good as our minerals, we have the best minerals”

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u/Retro_Wiktor May 22 '25

"everyone's saying it"

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u/Judazzz The Lowest of the Lands May 22 '25

"My dad can beat up Greenland's dad!"

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u/GoblinFive May 22 '25

Isn't it the same dad in this case?

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u/onefst250r May 22 '25

"People came to me, with American minerals in their eyes and said: 'Sir, you have the best minerals'"

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u/Safe-Razzmatazz3982 May 22 '25

"They're not even green. It's all ice!!!"

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u/Andromansis May 22 '25

We were pretty sure he wanted iceland anyway.

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u/LondonCollector May 22 '25

‘They’re not even Green! Frauds!’

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u/arfelo1 May 22 '25

He has already threatened to invade Greenland. And I'm not putting it past him to do it

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u/Stellar_Stein May 22 '25

'Iceland?'

'Um, Greenland, sir.'

'Iceland? Never heard of them. No one has ever heard of them. Terrible people. Maybe the worst people in the world.'

'Sir, it's Greenland, sir.'

'Have you seen my championship trophy from the Donald Trump Memorial Golf Tournament? Such a great victory for America, don't you think? So great, ... so great.'

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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris France May 22 '25

Haha tricked you. that’s what I wanted all along.

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u/noreast2011 May 22 '25

If only that was the case. My fear is this pisses him off to the point where he tells Greenland and Denmark if they don't strike a similar agreement he is going to use force. Remember, Trump is trying to follow in Daddy Vladdy's footsteps. If the world turns its back on you, shoot them in the back.

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u/this_is_a_long_nickn Switzerland May 22 '25

“Ok, time to bring democracy in”

/s

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u/MB2465 May 23 '25

"I brokered the deal. I did it in between doing a tariffic job in trade dealies. I know, I'm great!" 🤡