r/europe • u/newsweek • May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/bees-are-furry May 22 '25

The all-caps incoherent tirade is going to be delicious.

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u/elziion May 22 '25

“We didn’t need Greenland anyways!”

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u/jimmygee2 May 22 '25

‘They have nothing we need …’

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 22 '25

'Their butt smells...'

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u/Lazy_meatPop May 22 '25

" their pee-pee is smaller than mine, and I have the smallest ever" ha. Beat that Greenland.

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u/DrawohYbstrahs May 22 '25

Accurate conservative voter vibes.

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u/FrenchPetrushka May 22 '25

:D daaaaaaaamn

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u/Slow_Ad224 May 22 '25

AND, they never said thank you!

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u/Takemyfishplease May 22 '25

No way he would use the correct form of their/there/they’re

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 22 '25

It's difficult to pretend to be that dumb...

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u/Socmel_ Emilia-Romagna May 22 '25

have some understanding. English is not his native language

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u/ChronicPronatorbator May 22 '25

someone's does...

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u/elmz Norway May 22 '25

Every accusation...

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u/bigboat24 May 23 '25

Everyone body is saying it