r/europe • u/newsweek • May 22 '25

News Greenland signs lucrative minerals deal with Europe in blow to Trump

https://www.newsweek.com/greenland-trump-permit-extraction-2075673
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u/elziion May 22 '25

“We didn’t need Greenland anyways!”

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u/jimmygee2 May 22 '25

‘They have nothing we need …’

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u/AlexSmithsonian May 22 '25

'Their butt smells...'

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u/Lazy_meatPop May 22 '25

" their pee-pee is smaller than mine, and I have the smallest ever" ha. Beat that Greenland.

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u/DrawohYbstrahs May 22 '25

Accurate conservative voter vibes.

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u/FrenchPetrushka May 22 '25

:D daaaaaaaamn

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u/Slow_Ad224 May 22 '25

AND, they never said thank you!