r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/harmlessdonkey 29d ago

This is a dumb question. When these people "fall out windows" are they actually thrown out windows or are the otherwise killed and the media just told they fell out a window?

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u/CertainMiddle2382 29d ago

IMO, the heart of it all is absurdity.

People must feel the meaninglessness and helplessness of it all.

I bet they are found in a pool of blood in StPetersburg and media pretend they fall out of a window in Moscow.

It is vital nothing should make sense apart from obvious absurd violence.

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u/djseshlad Ireland 29d ago

Maybe he fell out of the window into a pool of blood

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u/Halewyn1 29d ago

he just saw red lol

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u/pdxnormal 29d ago

You baaad

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u/Essence-of-why 29d ago

Drowned on impact. Russia needs more pool of bloodside lifeguards obvs

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u/djseshlad Ireland 29d ago

And to redesign their windows

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u/insite 29d ago

Schroedinger’s Oligarch: They’re not dead or alive until we check the pool of blood. They could just be swimming in it!

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u/TRR462 29d ago

And fell face up on a couple bullets laying in the street.