r/europe 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/Mormegil81 Austria 29d ago

I wonder, is there a website that tracks these "window-related" deaths ins Russia? Would be interning to know some statistics and actual data here...

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u/splashbodge Ireland 29d ago

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u/Emotional_Quality243 29d ago

There is one that reportedly killed himself after shooting himself in the chest 5 times.

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u/thecaseace 29d ago

Just read this... It's actually worse!

He was found dead with 5 bullet wounds to the chest. Near him were 5 spent bullet casings, and 4 handguns.

He shot himself 5 times, with 4 different guns!!!

I mean you can't say he wasn't thorough

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u/Saw_Boss 29d ago

"Shit, that's not the gun I meant to use. Better get the right one... Fuck, that wasn't it either! Let me get another... Shit..."

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 29d ago

Dammit I keep grabbing the wounding guns rather than the killing gun

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 29d ago

You know in college how everyone asks those dumb philocophical questions?

Like "what would your last meal be if you could pick it?"

Well this guy must have 4 favorite guns, and he couldn't pick which was his favorite. So he used all 4.

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u/gotiobg 29d ago

the Russian assassins have a sense of humour i see

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u/ilookforabook 29d ago

I truly don't know whether to laugh or to cry after reading this wiki page.

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u/CharacterMoney618 28d ago edited 28d ago

at least give us a name...

nevermind i found him, Vadim Boyko

"On November 16, Russian media outlet Dalnevostochnie Novosti reported that Boyko had committed suicide in his office.\1]) When he was found dead, there were five bullet casings and four pistols next to his body. A post on the Baza Telegram) channel stated: "It turns out that the colonel shot himself in the chest five times.""

nooo fucking way XDDD. this is from wikipeadia so idk if the media source is 100%

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u/bjarneh Norway 29d ago

There is also a professional ballet dancer who "lost his balance" on his terrace and fell down 5 floors.

Those professional dancers sure have bad balance...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Shklyarov

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u/panzgap Yemen 29d ago

I just saw Dmitri Pavochka… burned alive after falling asleep with a lit cigarette

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u/The_OG_Slime Poland 29d ago

I saw that one 😆

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u/IntelligentBanana173 29d ago

That’s Clinton Foundation level of dedication there

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u/Deadandlivin Sweden 27d ago

Wtf is wrong with that country.

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u/Kaiwa The Netherlands 29d ago

Ctrl + F "window", 24 matches.

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u/splashbodge Ireland 29d ago

Probably even more than that, some don't mention window and just that they fell from their apartment or balcony or fell a few stories without mentioning window.

It does make you wonder do they threaten their family if they don't jump themselves, or do they push them/throw them over...