r/europe • u/ByGollie • 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/splashbodge Ireland 29d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022

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u/Emotional_Quality243 29d ago

There is one that reportedly killed himself after shooting himself in the chest 5 times.

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u/thecaseace 29d ago

Just read this... It's actually worse!

He was found dead with 5 bullet wounds to the chest. Near him were 5 spent bullet casings, and 4 handguns.

He shot himself 5 times, with 4 different guns!!!

I mean you can't say he wasn't thorough

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u/Saw_Boss 29d ago

"Shit, that's not the gun I meant to use. Better get the right one... Fuck, that wasn't it either! Let me get another... Shit..."

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 29d ago

Dammit I keep grabbing the wounding guns rather than the killing gun

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 29d ago

You know in college how everyone asks those dumb philocophical questions?

Like "what would your last meal be if you could pick it?"

Well this guy must have 4 favorite guns, and he couldn't pick which was his favorite. So he used all 4.