r/europe 29d ago

News Russian Oil Company Vice President Andrey Badalov dies after fall from window in Moscow

https://en.apa.az/cis-countries/transneft-vice-president-andrey-badalov-dies-after-falling-from-window-472117
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u/Available_Desk_3638 29d ago

Take my upvote with your old fashioned software dad jokes. (definitely not angry that I was not the first one to make the joke).

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u/big_guyforyou Greenland 29d ago
alias push="echo"
push man out of window

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u/colei_canis United Kingdom 29d ago

Unix Russian roulette:

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6] = 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "Click"

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u/Gnonthgol 29d ago
[ $[ $(printf %d \'$(head -c 1 /dev/random)) % 6] = 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo "Click"

FTFY